GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Up the river not across the creek, kid. Just because you couldn't army doesn't mean you can't do this other thing right if you keep at it.

I believe in you HCT

Welcome back btw, I'm just kidding don't kill yourself. That's a joke.

thanks dad

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:50

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:24

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

So, N4I.

I'd like to speak to you, directly and privately. But I don't have PM's, and gently caress it anyway.

That last 30 day probie wasn't only not cool, it was absurdly disproportionate for whatever arbitrary rule of yours I broke.

Ease up, your not only not funny, you are actually actively making this place unfunny and.. Whatever the new word for gay is now that I can't call stuff I don't like/understand "gay" in TYOOL 2015 in my internet VFW because.. Well; gently caress it I'm gonna get high and finish reading the Wool series by Hugh Howey. I'm on Dust book 1. The entire series start to finish is a pro read and I highly recommend you listen to the audiobook(s).
A++ Will get blazed and listen to again.

Plus them shits is $1.99 if you have the e-books, and some of the series is Kindle Prime Unlimited or whatever.

Maybe light an L and play an audiobook for a while instead of probating me for 30 days arbitrarily man.

I showed good faith not using any alt's for your latest month of punishment- maybe return the favor and not just smash 30 day probie for no good goddamn reason in the future bro? Half the time Ralp taxes me $10 when you do that poo poo so it's a dick move man.

Just ease the gently caress up for (Jewish) Gods sake.

Shims back, suck my well cut dick from the back, space faggots.

shim!

missed you buddy

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:52

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

hail satan

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:52

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

You in hangouts?

Not often

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:03

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Not often

shimazu42069

At googles mail service dot com.

Hit me up, I've got something I need to discuss with you.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:07

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Yeah but when Apollo Creed was getting killed the aforementioned chimp in chief was dabling recreationally with crack cocaine like all black executives in D.C. do if statistics and history count for poo poo.

That tweet is perfect, however.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

No I guess I can totally see how this is 30 day probation worthy.

In the E/N Troon thread. Or NuGBS. Or D&D.

Click the link though my child, and look where this "moderating" took place.

Anyway, this is the drunk thread.

Suck all the dicks from the back, tia.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:13

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

this is what happens when shim gets a long probate or ban

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDFt_Dhxg8k

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:14

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Bought a new schnauzer today btw

Already have a mini, got a salt and peppah (

) girl standard schnauzer and she's so :3:

it could give you cancer.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

shimazu42069

At googles mail service dot com.

Hit me up, I've got something I need to discuss with you.

Sent

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:19

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Shim is back, new Fallout, and Russia is on the verge of glassing the Middle East. All is right in the world.

Hail Satan, SMDFTB.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:12

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

No I guess I can totally see how this is 30 day probation worthy.

In the E/N Troon thread. Or NuGBS. Or D&D.

Click the link though my child, and look where this "moderating" took place.

Anyway, this is the drunk thread.

Suck all the dicks from the back, tia.

Welcome back, let's see how long you can stick around this time.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:17

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Welcome back, let's see how long you can stick around this time.

he said as he sent another probation & ban request to ralp

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:34

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Until your next mood swing or when you get your boy period again I imagine.

BTW: Just because I never tell you to suck my dick from the back doesn't mean I'm afraid to do so. It's just not as fun to tell a dude who sucks other dudes dicks to suck your dick.

So there you go man.

You win there by default.

You took the wind out of that jokes sail like you took the seminal fluid of countless strangers in your "Finding who I am phase" of life.

So bravo N4I.

I can't use SMDFTB with you.

Ugh. That's worse than a race card, man.

You fight dirty.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:35

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

STOP ALL THE FIGHTIN'

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:36

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

he said as he sent another probation & ban request to ralp

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:41

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Ralp just a mod now and I just let one of my koreans go downtown with the most notoriously drunk crew int he history of nortrhern arizona

I almost feel dad-guilt

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:43

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Every Korean that dies is a small remuneration for all the goddamn dogs those savages eat.

Save your guilt for human beings or puppies. Koreans eat one of the two.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:50

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

it's funny because korenas eat dogs

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:53

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Until your next mood swing or when you get your boy period again I imagine.

BTW: Just because I never tell you to suck my dick from the back doesn't mean I'm afraid to do so. It's just not as fun to tell a dude who sucks other dudes dicks to suck your dick.

So there you go man.

You win there by default.

You took the wind out of that jokes sail like you took the seminal fluid of countless strangers in your "Finding who I am phase" of life.

So bravo N4I.

I can't use SMDFTB with you.

Ugh. That's worse than a race card, man.

You fight dirty.

Poking the bear lover isn't going to help your cause.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 09:49

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Whip's Tag Team Beauties

# ? Nov 6, 2015 16:13

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Ralp just a mod now and I just let one of my koreans go downtown...

quote:

...with the most notoriously drunk crew int he history of nortrhern arizona

I almost feel dad-guilt

This was a disappointing ending to a sentence that started quite promisingly.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 16:42

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

http://i.imgur.com/4Lu9RtO.gif :nws:

-an SOF Marine

# ? Nov 6, 2015 19:30

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

Booblord Zagats posted:

http://i.imgur.com/4Lu9RtO.gif

-an SOF Marine

I clicked the link and my slow rear end internet started to slowly load the gif, and I already knew how it was gonna end :negative:

# ? Nov 6, 2015 19:36

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Welcome back, let's see how long you can stick around this time.

N4I, Shim is a under-represented minority in this glorious GiP kingdom. Please grant him the status and protection of dhimmi, so that he may remain with us while paying a simple jizya. Inshallah this solution will enable peace and tranquility between the blessed believers and Shim. Alhamdulilah.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 21:21