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I haven't followed the thread very much lately, but has this been posted yet?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:13 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 10:47 |
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I'm not the best at image manipulation, but this one with something like "Carson claims he's never lost a Mario" or something to that effect would be excellent.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:13 |
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Fiction posted:So, working under the assumption that the RNC is able to get their poo poo together and throw their weight behind a candidate the can get the base to vote for (like Rubio or Cruz), Reince and them don't actually have to worry about not getting their boy in the general? The RNC throwing their weight behind Cruz is a...highly unlikely notion. Cruz is a US Senator, to be sure, but he's basically been engaged in the political equivalent of pissing on the floor of Mitch McConnell's office since the day he was sworn in. He's the guy that almost singlehandedly ginned up a government shutdown and when the Republicans inevitably humiliatingly caved, took all the credit for himself and blamed them for their cowardice. Ted Cruz is someone who doesn't give a poo poo about anything or anyone other than advancing Ted Cruz up the greasy pole, and the other Republicans know he doesn't give a drat about them and resent him.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:15 |
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Senf posted:I haven't followed the thread very much lately, but has this been posted yet? Nothing says "I'm my own man" like marionette string imagery!
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:21 |
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Deep Hurting posted:He wasn't just on it, he created it! In fact, his idea for SNL was what motivated him to invent television in the first place! Yeah, that's the ticket! These are awesome! Off topic kinda, not really, but Mark Levin was on twitter defending Carson, hinting that he's going to bash Trump tomorrow afternoon. Not that Trump gives a poo poo what the night time drive guy thinks of him. In the end I think the smarter play for Trump would been to attack Carson on the issues(TPP, Amnesty, Second amendment, Statehood for PR, Washrooms for trans) and leave the media to do the attacking on the other stuff. But Trump gonna Trump.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:24 |
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Senf posted:I haven't followed the thread very much lately, but has this been posted yet? JEB: I don't know what to do, Godfather. My voice is weak, it's weak. Anyway, if I had this part in the primary, it puts me right back on top, you know. But this... this man out there. He won't give it to me. GHWB: What's his name? JEB: Trump. He said there's no chance, no chance...
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:26 |
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Senf posted:I haven't followed the thread very much lately, but has this been posted yet? The story of a man dragged unwillingly into the family business until it consumed him, who couldn't escape the shadow of his father. His older brother was the heir to his family legacy while his other brother is a perennial fuckup. It's an only-in-America story of powerful families involved in shady dealings and political power-brokering. And now he's referencing the Godfather movies.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:28 |
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Senf posted:I haven't followed the thread very much lately, but has this been posted yet? Agreed, everyday I wake up and ask myself "Why, Jeb?"
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:38 |
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Senf posted:I haven't followed the thread very much lately, but has this been posted yet? This poo poo has been 24x7 my streaming media ads for the last week. Does the JEB! campaign know what kind of message this sends when it's preceded by a bunch of recommendations for Smurf porn videos?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:42 |
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fosborb posted:This poo poo has been 24x7 my streaming media ads for the last week. Does the JEB! campaign know what kind of message this sends when it's preceded by a bunch of recommendations for Smurf porn videos? This was done by a bunch of people who aren't allowed to talk to the Jeb Campaign at all. I'm not sure if that is a disadvantage or not.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 07:45 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:This was done by a bunch of people who aren't allowed to talk to the Jeb Campaign at all. I'm not sure if that is a disadvantage or not. "Aren't allowed" to "talk to" the "Jeb Campaign" about "Smurf porn all up in their psychographic segmentation."
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 08:01 |
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no way is that cuba gooding jr
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 08:30 |
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Lastgirl posted:no way is that cuba gooding jr He played Carson in the movie.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 08:35 |
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"Friend bear" I said. You are the victim of liberal media bullying. Not said, but felt.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 09:03 |
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Lycus posted:He played Carson in the movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gifted_Hands:_The_Ben_Carson_Story I never knew about this. Where's Cuba Gooding Jr.'s response here?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 09:09 |
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Does anyone know anything about his politics?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 09:13 |
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Immortan posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gifted_Hands:_The_Ben_Carson_Story I never knew about this. Probably something along the lines of, "How the gently caress was I supposed to know he was crazy? I just got paid."
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 09:15 |
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Lycus posted:Does anyone know anything about his politics? Going by this thread, no. Well, maybe 30 percent or so of likely Republican primary voters do, the rest live in the left-wing media bubble.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 09:53 |
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President Carson would be a race between his tax policies legit bankrupting us and his empty suit approach to foreign policy ending up with someone like Cheney/Rumsfeld starting World War loving Three while we still have enough funbux to do so. I'm not sure where my predictit money would go but it definitely wouldn't go to "and the gays survive this one" I'd rather have Trump/Trump Bodydouble 2016 and his cabinet all filled with his buddies or whatever he thought would be funny before any ticket with an evangelical. Even the more viable ones this cycle literally just got done speaking at a "KILL THE GAYS" convention that Carson would've probably been at too if he hadn't been in a warehouse shilling his books Epic High Five fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Nov 9, 2015 |
# ? Nov 9, 2015 10:11 |
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Trump is a Presbyterian, aka an Evangelical Christian. Obama went to the United Church of Christ, aka he's an Evangelical Christian who was blasted hate speech about white people by Reverend Jeremiah Wright for 20 years straight. You're probably a bigot, Epic High Five.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 10:30 |
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Smoothrich posted:Going by this thread, no. Well, maybe 30 percent or so of likely Republican primary voters do, the rest live in the left-wing media bubble. are trump supporters in the bubble now
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 10:48 |
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Montasque posted:These are awesome! I think at this point I'm just going to never claim that anything Carson or Trump says will hurt them and just wait to see where the breaking point lies. What is most clear is that none of us who have ever cried wolf on either candidate's poll numbers understand the electorate at all this season.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 10:50 |
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Farm Frenzy posted:are trump supporters in the bubble now Anyone who watched Comcast's SNL is in the bubble
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 10:55 |
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oystertoadfish posted:also didnt andrew jackson stab someone? i think he actually shot them Andrew Jackson so loved shooting people and getting into gun battles that his body literally was filled with enough bullet fragments that it rattled like a loose gun magazine.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 11:02 |
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reverend wright?!? Reverend Wright? AN ANGRY OLD BLACK MAN SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE AND AMERICA THIS MEANS OBAMA IS PLANNING TO ENSLAVE ALL WHITES!!! thanks for dredging up memories of rednecks freaking out over an inconsequential goddamn america goddamn america btw
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 11:06 |
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I can't help but to think after watching the regular news highlights of SNL that the "call me on the cell phone" dance bit is the best thing Trump got out of this. It's the only time I've ever seen him prove he isn't completely insecure (just mostly).
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 11:06 |
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Smoothrich posted:Anyone who watched Comcast's SNL is in the bubble that doesnt sound too good for ben carson then
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 11:09 |
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Farm Frenzy posted:that doesnt sound too good for ben carson then he should do more research on bubbles. it is well known that a bigger bubble presses against the smaller bubble for quite a while before popping it.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 11:15 |
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I don't think it's going to be just one thing that sinks Carson, it'll be the steady deflation of his image and self-authored narrative losing credibility as more parts of his autobiography get dragged into the sunlight. The media narrative will probably start solidifying around either his insane beliefs, or his pathological lying. This latter aspect was most likely started when he lied so obviously about his Mannatec bullshit. The first real chink in his armor is that his image is made up of "outsider" "inspirational story" "christian" & "honest", remove the honesty and he's just Cruz but droopier.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 11:39 |
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Immortan posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gifted_Hands:_The_Ben_Carson_Story I never knew about this. That synopsis reads like a middle-school report. Did Ben do it himself?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 11:46 |
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Smoothrich posted:Anyone who watched Comcast's SNL is in the bubble so it's like that one part of megaman battle network 3
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:06 |
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Neeksy posted:The media narrative will probably start solidifying around either his insane beliefs, or his pathological lying. This latter aspect was most likely started when he lied so obviously about his Mannatec bullshit. They should be careful about this. One of the reasons Bevin won in Kentucky is that he ran positive ads while Conway's had the words "Pathological Liar" overtop Bevin's face.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:15 |
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Couple of fun articles in WaPo Why Carson is so intent on holding onto his murder attempt origin story quote:First, CNN published a story questioning the veracity of claims Carson has made about his life for decades. Carson has repeatedly described himself as a generally good but occasionally violently angry teen who came dangerously close to hurting people about whom he cared very much. What changed Carson? What made him the remarkably soft-spoken surgeon-turned-novice-politician — and, in some polls, the leading Republican contender for the White House — that we know today? To hear Carson tell it, it comes down to a few things: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news..._politics_pop_b quote:The list of GOP politicians and operatives willing to take open shots at Cruz has grown long: Sen. John McCain (Ariz.), Sen. Rand Paul (Ky.), former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, former House speaker John A. Boehner (Ohio), Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (S.C.), fellow Texas Sen. John Cornyn, Sen. John Thune (S.D.), former senator Tom Coburn (Okla.) — and on and on. https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli..._politics_pop_b The above is also why Cruz is destined to flame out as well.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:20 |
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Oiled and Ready posted:They should be careful about this. One of the reasons Bevin won in Kentucky is that he ran positive ads while Conway's had the words "Pathological Liar" overtop Bevin's face. I don't watch TV so I can't comment on the TV ads, but I live just across the boarder, and I got pro-Bevin ads, that literally just talked about his Lieutenant Governor, Jenean Hampton. Then they would end with "she needs your help to fight the Obama agenda, so vote for Matt Bevin on November 4th!" Followed of course by the whole paid for by some organization that uses "Freedom" or "Growth" in it's name.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:26 |
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Grifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:35 |
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Serious question, Would you Prefer Trump or Hilary as president?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:52 |
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Deep Hurting posted:He wasn't just on it, he created it! In fact, his idea for SNL was what motivated him to invent television in the first place! Yeah, that's the ticket! Thank you, much appreciated
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 14:06 |
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Drastic Actions posted:Thank you, much appreciated but that isn't crazy
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 14:08 |
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Carson: Does his uncle really work for Nintendo?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 14:18 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 10:47 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Serious question, Would you Prefer Trump or Hilary as president? What? Hillary. Republicans controlling the house supreme court and presidency is a nightmare scenario Also it's Donald Goddamn Trump, we have to pretend to other nations that we're at least trying yo hold our poo poo together
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 14:21 |