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notZaar posted:If you are aware of, much less care about, another's man's politics you are gay. Are you telling me you have never googled Jackie Chan? No need to answer because it's a scientific fact that every person has googled Jackie Chan at least 3 times a year. Even poor little war orphans in what ever poo poo hole country we're bombing drag their limbless body to a near by place with internet just to Google Jackie Chan. Ask any Syrian refugee why they want to come to America and I'll bet your dollars to donuts that they say "we want internet to Google Jackie Chan"
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dear jackie chani n heaven above thank you for this bread and rice the sweet kicks and sweeter tunes thank u for chris rock and punches too, a cool move where u squeeze through a tiny space and no stunt men thank you for the gag reels at the ends of ur movies and thank you for letting me be me and accepting that, i never wanted to be bruce lee either, i too wanted to be the first jackie chan
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Nov 25, 2015 19:54
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WHHHOOOOOOOO AAAMMMMMMM IIIIIIIIIIIIII https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGH_1A-3bDg
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social vegan posted:dear jackie chani n heaven above thank you for this bread and rice the sweet kicks and sweeter tunes thank u for chris rock and punches too, a cool move where u squeeze through a tiny space and no stunt men thank you for the gag reels at the ends of ur movies and thank you for letting me be me and accepting that, i never wanted to be bruce lee either, i too wanted to be the first jackie chan 
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Mariana Horchata posted:WHHHOOOOOOOO AAAMMMMMMM IIIIIIIIIIIIII great movie
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social vegan posted:dear jackie chani n heaven above thank you for this bread and rice the sweet kicks and sweeter tunes thank u for chris rock and punches too, a cool move where u squeeze through a tiny space and no stunt men thank you for the gag reels at the ends of ur movies and thank you for letting me be me and accepting that, i never wanted to be bruce lee either, i too wanted to be the first jackie chan
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Nov 25, 2015 19:57
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he's a bad father but a good fighter. coincidence?
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Nov 25, 2015 20:01
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I didn't even do YOUR BEST today op, screw you
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Professor Shark posted:I didn't even do YOUR BEST today op, screw you dear sweet baby jackie chan i don't ask for much nor will i but can u please come down from ur holy grounds a santucary known to no man and deprived of all hate and lay thr rock bottom smackdown on this friggin buffoon just a real friggin character jackie u know how to deal with the kind of anger building up in my cavities please jackie teach me to love by beating up this buffoon
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Nov 25, 2015 20:41
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My favorite Jackie Chan thing isn't his movies, or his charity work, or his public service. My favorite Jackie Chan thing is Jackie Chan, also the PRC. Great work!
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Nov 26, 2015 00:21
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social vegan posted:
I didn't do my best today, Jackie. I spent most of it in bed due to a hangover. Sorry.
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Nov 26, 2015 00:52
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hes probably my favorite chinaman
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didn't he get a bunch of ladies pregnant then call them whores and abandon and refuse to acknowledge his own children?
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Baronjutter posted:didn't he get a bunch of ladies pregnant then call them whores and abandon and refuse to acknowledge his own children? Jackie Chan would never do anything unseemly like that
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Nov 26, 2015 01:15
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Jackie chan from Chana
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Nov 26, 2015 01:40
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What's the best Jackie Chan movie? And no bullshit answer like all of them.
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Nov 26, 2015 01:51
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The tuxedo
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Rumble in the Bronx
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Volume posted:Rumble in the Bronx matter of fact I think I'm gonna hook up my old VCR and give this a watch right now
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Blizzy_Cow posted:What's the best Jackie Chan movie? And no bullshit answer like all of them. City Hunter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vUIPjIu2pM
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Nov 26, 2015 02:09
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my day just started jackie but i will make you prouder than your own son
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He's literally chosen to align himself with what is probably the most regressive faction within the Communist Party of China. Like even those in the establishment wing of the US Republican party have more belief in democracy and respect for human rights than him.
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Nov 26, 2015 02:52
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He went 2 my high school
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Nov 26, 2015 03:06
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 weird, i'd call it love
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social vegan posted:sometimes big bangs coming in small packages -jackie big bang chang jackie chan gang bang bang zang clang
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social vegan posted:dear sweet baby jackie chan i don't ask for much nor will i but can u please come down from ur holy grounds a santucary known to no man and deprived of all hate and lay thr rock bottom smackdown on this friggin buffoon just a real friggin character jackie u know how to deal with the kind of anger building up in my cavities please jackie teach me to love by beating up this buffoon jackie chan wants to have passionate anal sex with anyone who will touch his ding dong that's communism for ya Volume posted:Rumble in the Bronx that's a solo jackie chan masturbation video where he has relations with a vacuum in a Bronx apartment owned by the PRC
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Blizzy_Cow posted:What's the best Jackie Chan movie? And no bullshit answer like all of them. The Drunken Master
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2 kawaii 2 live 2 sugoi 2 die 
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Blizzy_Cow posted:What's the best Jackie Chan movie? And no bullshit answer like all of them. Nosebleed is the best Jackie Chan movie in the parallel universe at the beginning of The One.
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Baronjutter posted:didn't he get a bunch of ladies pregnant then call them whores and abandon and refuse to acknowledge his own children? no doubt, but it's for the best, because the resentment of being some famous man's unacknowledged bastard builds the character and puts the fire in the guts to overcome any obstacle or adversity that you may encounter. those kids may be unacknowledged bastards, but they're unacknowledged bastards with aspiration, something to strive for and achieve, all thanks to their da-da. that is some priceless spice of life poo poo you can't buy in any market.
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Nov 26, 2015 12:04
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Why does he have a girl's name?
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spud posted:Why does he have a girl's name? he's doing the best that he can and i'm proud of him as a jackin chan fan
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www posted:but i didnt do anything today jackie lmao
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Bamford Brownstone posted:Congratulations to Jackie Chan for 100 years of entertainment!
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I'm gonna be legit sad when Jackie dies. I will do better than my best that day, so he can give me a thumbs up from heaven.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm gonna be legit sad when Jackie dies. I will do better than my best that day, so he can give me a thumbs up from heaven. and when we both get older with walking canes and hair of gray have no fear, even though it's hard to hear i will stand real close and say, thank you for being a chan
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Nov 26, 2015 22:42
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Be the chan you want to see
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:and when we both get older Fantastic
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oldpainless posted:chantastic
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That Robot posted:jackie chan promotes the policies of the People's Republic of China and has stated on numerous times his disdain for democracy People get more conservative when they get older. Plus his son was kind of a knucklehead so you can see why he'd get all Asian Dad about it
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