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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


El Estrago Bonito posted:

You hear stories from Pen Test teams all the time of doing both physical and digital audits on companies only to find out there's other guys there doing the same stuff for real.

I'd love if you could point me in the right direction on some of these reports/articles. It' something that really fascinates me. I do remember a short run TV show from years ago that got 3 episodes and one of the tests was to get into a high end car dealer. another was access the safe of a jewelry company owner and more

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Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Humphreys posted:

I'd love if you could point me in the right direction on some of these reports/articles. It' something that really fascinates me. I do remember a short run TV show from years ago that got 3 episodes and one of the tests was to get into a high end car dealer. another was access the safe of a jewelry company owner and more

Are you thinking of the Discovery channel series It Takes A Thief?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gobbeldygook posted:

Are you thinking of the Discovery channel series It Takes A Thief?

Na that's not it, but thanks. I want to say the show I'm thinking of was called 'Operation Scorpion' or similar (and not it's not that show 'Scorpions').

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

The show was called Tiger Team, and unfortunately, while an interesting concept, was produced in the same annoying reality-tv format you see everywhere else.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


MRC48B posted:

The show was called Tiger Team, and unfortunately, while an interesting concept, was produced in the same annoying reality-tv format you see everywhere else.

I was WAY off! Definitely Tiger Team.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Humphreys posted:

I'd love if you could point me in the right direction on some of these reports/articles. It' something that really fascinates me. I do remember a short run TV show from years ago that got 3 episodes and one of the tests was to get into a high end car dealer. another was access the safe of a jewelry company owner and more

Jayson E. Street has done a number of great talks at Defcon and other security cons about pen testing and physical security, there are a bunch of them on YouTube.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Humphreys posted:

I'd love if you could point me in the right direction on some of these reports/articles. It' something that really fascinates me. I do remember a short run TV show from years ago that got 3 episodes and one of the tests was to get into a high end car dealer. another was access the safe of a jewelry company owner and more

Some assholes stole 44k worth of poo poo from a nearby jewelry store.

An accomplice of theirs was outside, cut out the internet/phone lines as they rang the credit card company to verify the purchase, then dialed them claiming to be from the company, and that the purchase was verified.

Shop owner realized he'd been ripped off, called the other local jewelry shops to warn them, and also the police. Police did jack poo poo even when another jewelry place reported the people were there trying to pull the same scam, and despite having full photos of the people, their car, and the license plates... anyway that was the last straw and he's closed his brick and mortar jewelry store. :(

so yeah stealing from jewelry stores apparently isn't that hard because the cops won't do poo poo.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Humphreys posted:

I'd love if you could point me in the right direction on some of these reports/articles. It' something that really fascinates me. I do remember a short run TV show from years ago that got 3 episodes and one of the tests was to get into a high end car dealer. another was access the safe of a jewelry company owner and more

If you just want cool stories about security stuff, these ones are pretty good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHf1vD5_b5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgz5dutPF8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2g9lgYrYJM

This one is just a former fed talking about fun hacker stories:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9wXq6oRBnI

This covers Corporate Espionage, which is by far the coolest modern security profession and usually staffed by cool, good looking people (because the human brain is wired to trust those people more). It's got some interesting stuff in it about common ways people set up attacks against corporate environments. Also a lot of fun stories:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2N6FclMMTg

Joe McCray is a great public speaker who does pen testing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUeWYoO1Y

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The elevator hacking video is amazing.

I like this one in particular (the channel has lots of those videos on it).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsVtHqICeKE

This guy has gotten away with some amazing poo poo while pen testing.

KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 13:07 on Nov 17, 2015

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Thanks everyone - guess I'm pissing off the other half watching these instead of some silly tv show all night haha.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Corporate espionage has got to be one of the coolest and most interesting jobs on the planet.

A buddy of mine works for a Fortune 50 company, at a relatively small manufacturing facility in a rural area. They don't do any fun crazy experimental R&D stuff there; they pretty much assemble things and ship them out. Despite how innocuous and seemingly irrelevant the facility is, rival companies are constantly trying to get in by myriad methods. Every time he and I get together, he tells me about all the attempts that they've recently thwarted--ranging from garden-variety brute-force attacks on their servers to people dressed in counterfeit uniforms with forged ID badges trying to blend in with the actual employees for nefarious purposes, and even wilder poo poo. I've been sworn to secrecy about the good stuff, but I'm allowed to tell you about a conversation I had with him a while back:

"Hey, Fai, guess how many unique attacks there were on our data systems. I bet you can't guess."

"I don't know. Seven hundred?"

"Two-hundred thousand."

"gently caress, that many this month?"

"No, that was before lunch."

He insists that his company would never stoop so low as to perform their own espionage, but I bet their rivals tell their employees the same thing :laugh:

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Did you already tell that in A/T reversing malware? I swear I've read that before. (Not complaining, it's interesting. :))

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

AlphaKretin posted:

Did you already tell that in A/T reversing malware? I swear I've read that before. (Not complaining, it's interesting. :))

I remember recounting it somewhere else in PYF a while ago. It's the only specific story I'm allowed to tell, and even though it's the tamest thing, it blows my mind. Their facility really only puts stuff together and ships it out to customers. That's it. No spooky mad science or dark arts or forbidden research--they just assemble things. Despite how uninteresting the place seems, they've got policies and systems in place to detect intrusions that most companies wouldn't even consider to be within the realm of possibility, because they are under constant attack. It's nuts. Working there must feel like being a counterintelligence agent during the Cold War.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

KozmoNaut posted:

The elevator hacking video is amazing.



Watching those videos just further cements my opinion that Sneakers is the best hacker movie ever. Even better than The Conversation.

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Tunicate posted:

so yeah stealing from jewelry stores apparently isn't that hard because the cops won't do poo poo.
I'm gonna need some links here, because this sounds like bullshit.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

porktree posted:

I'm gonna need some links here, because this sounds like bullshit.

Heard it from the man himself.

The scam itself is really easy to pull off, because the 'authorization code' given by a bank over the phone doesn't actually get checked at the cash register - any number with the correct length will work. Which is a good example of failed technology.

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Tunicate posted:

Heard it from the man himself.

The scam itself is really easy to pull off, because the 'authorization code' given by a bank over the phone doesn't actually get checked at the cash register - any number with the correct length will work. Which is a good example of failed technology.

Well I don't doubt it's a scam that has happened (2012 article), I do doubt the police won't do anything. A friend of mine lived next to a neighbor who's brothers' wife's sister saw this same thing.....

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

porktree posted:

Well I don't doubt it's a scam that has happened (2012 article), I do doubt the police won't do anything. A friend of mine lived next to a neighbor who's brothers' wife's sister saw this same thing.....

I've been selling through this guy for a while, man. This is firsthand, not some thirdhand urban legend. :rolleyes:

But hey I guess you have a lot of faith in the united states local police forces, and I don't want to take that away from you.

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Tunicate posted:

I've been selling through this guy for a while, man. This is firsthand, not some thirdhand urban legend. :rolleyes:

But hey I guess you have a lot of faith in the united states local police forces, and I don't want to take that away from you.

I'm sorry man, I'm sure it totally happened. And the police totally don't care about crimes because that's not their job. And he totally closed his business because he didn't want to support criminals. The whole story makes total sense, man.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
"Cops won't do poo poo" can encompass a wide range of responses. Security cam footage can't always identify a suspect and the license plates could be stolen. Just because the police don't have their detectives working in shifts solving the crime, doesn't mean they aren't doing anything. Unless they wouldn't take a police report - which I really doubt since that would be necessary for insurance purposes.

My house got burgled by a couple of crackheads. The police didn't do poo poo. Then two years later I get a letter saying one of them got arrested on a related charge and he was also getting charged for my robbery too. And I lived in a city with a really lovely police department. Things can move slowly if there isn't a gun or drugs involved.

I get the frustration though. Especially if the other jewelry store had the suspects in the store and the police wouldn't come right then. Otherwise, it sounds like your jeweler friend has watched too many cop dramas.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jedit posted:

Counterpoint: it's literally the only way to get Vanilla Diet Coke in the UK, and even when not as good as bottled that stuff is nectar of the gods.




protip: buy diet coke and add vanilla to it

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ein cooler Typ posted:

protip: buy diet coke and add vanilla to it

DONT DO THIS it will give u the bends, only buy licensed quality Coke(c) products

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Krispy Kareem posted:

"Cops won't do poo poo" can encompass a wide range of responses. Security cam footage can't always identify a suspect and the license plates could be stolen. Just because the police don't have their detectives working in shifts solving the crime, doesn't mean they aren't doing anything. Unless they wouldn't take a police report - which I really doubt since that would be necessary for insurance purposes.

My house got burgled by a couple of crackheads. The police didn't do poo poo. Then two years later I get a letter saying one of them got arrested on a related charge and he was also getting charged for my robbery too. And I lived in a city with a really lovely police department. Things can move slowly if there isn't a gun or drugs involved.

I get the frustration though. Especially if the other jewelry store had the suspects in the store and the police wouldn't come right then. Otherwise, it sounds like your jeweler friend has watched too many cop dramas.

His jeweler friend quit selling jewelry because he couldn't hire anyone who knew how credit cards work and purchases are verified. I wouldn't be surprised if insurance wouldn't pay out because the employee handed over the items without a threat of violence. This isn't a violent crime, it threatens money but not public safety, why would the cops treat it like an emergency?

PS. Any cashier who dealt with checks a decade ago would've been able to avoid this, so maybe some technology became obsolete before its time. Like "employee training."

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Corporate espionage has got to be one of the coolest and most interesting jobs on the planet.
On the much more low-tech side of things, here's an article from 2000 about Schwan, who were about to launch their Freschetta line, trying to figure out how many Digiorno pizzas a day Kraft were going to be shipping.
http://www.nytimes.com/2000/12/03/magazine/corporate-spies-the-pizza-plot.html?pagewanted=all

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

GWBBQ posted:

On the much more low-tech side of things, here's an article from 2000 about Schwan, who were about to launch their Freschetta line, trying to figure out how many Digiorno pizzas a day Kraft were going to be shipping.
http://www.nytimes.com/2000/12/03/magazine/corporate-spies-the-pizza-plot.html?pagewanted=all

That's oddly fascinating - every conversation is one I could imagine having (though possibly as the victim), but I'd never sit down and tie them together like that.

Truck Stop Daddy
Apr 17, 2013

A janitor cleans the bathroom

Muldoon
Here's something cool. Old film industry trade journals! Tons of advertising and reviews of old film technology + reviews/summaries of coming attractions. The issues of Moving Picture World are really cool. You can track the rapid changes of the burgenoning industry through from 1907 to 1919.

http://mediahistoryproject.org/collections/

Been going through the February issues of 1911 for information about what I think is a french film.

Mobile cameras are getting better :)


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I was doing some debugging of some software and associated hardware today and remembered that the term 'bug' and 'debug' was rooted to the actual finding of bugs (the animal) inside circuits causing shorts. If you have ever worked on air conditioning units in the tropics you will understand it, except instead of bugs it's always a drat Gecko.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debugging

A personal story on this:

I was presented with a VHS/DVD combo unit that when plugged in would trip the safety breakers in the owners house. Upon opening suspecting a lovely power supply board (Sony were horrible for this at the time) I didn't find a lovely capacitor as was the for a lot of work I was doing. But a god damned SNAKE had wiggled through the rear fan port and arced itself on the mains terminals. A few photos of this and a call to Sony and the whole out of warranty job was done free of cost to the customer mainly because the guys at the spares department had such a laugh out of it.

On lovely caps:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor_plague

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/blog/2010/jun/29/dell-problems-capacitors

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Humphreys posted:

I was doing some debugging of some software and associated hardware today and remembered that the term 'bug' and 'debug' was rooted to the actual finding of bugs (the animal) inside circuits causing shorts.
This is not actually true, as mentioned in the wiki article you link. Grace Murray Hopper is generally credited with the first use of `bug' in conjunction with computers, but she was just applying an existing usage to new technology---mechanical glitches had been called bugs for at least a half century and probably longer:

Thomas Edison in 1878 posted:

It has been just so in all of my inventions. The first step is an intuition, and comes with a burst, then difficulties arise — this thing gives out and [it is] then that "Bugs" — as such little faults and difficulties are called — show themselves and months of intense watching, study and labor are requisite before commercial success or failure is certainly reached.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Humphreys posted:

I was presented with a VHS/DVD combo unit that when plugged in would trip the safety breakers in the owners house. Upon opening suspecting a lovely power supply board (Sony were horrible for this at the time) I didn't find a lovely capacitor as was the for a lot of work I was doing. But a god damned SNAKE had wiggled through the rear fan port and arced itself on the mains terminals. A few photos of this and a call to Sony and the whole out of warranty job was done free of cost to the customer mainly because the guys at the spares department had such a laugh out of it.


Do you still have said photos?

If you do :justpost:

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Just think, if you had this happen a few generations earlier, CJs be would "snaking out" logic boards.

v

Humphreys posted:

To be honest I probably DO still have these photos. Just gotta find a card reader for the lovely Sony 'MemorySticks' (another obsolete tech) that I have the photos on.

Although you may need a special card reader to get the contents of SONY memory stick to PC, keep in mind that you can use them natively in the hindquarters of an AIBO.

Humphreys posted:

Sony Ericsson P910i supremacy!

In other words, your pictures are conveniently stored on a format which is native to a dog's rear end.

moller has a new favorite as of 12:55 on Nov 22, 2015

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


thespaceinvader posted:

Do you still have said photos?

If you do :justpost:

To be honest I probably DO still have these photos. Just gotta find a card reader for the lovely Sony 'MemorySticks' (another obsolete tech) that I have the photos on. Sony Ericsson P910i supremacy!

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 12:51 on Nov 22, 2015

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


moller posted:

Just think, if you had this happen a few generations earlier, CJs be would "snaking out" logic boards.

v


Although you may need a special card reader to get the contents of SONY memory stick to PC, keep in mind that you can use them natively in the hindquarters of an AIBO.


In other words, your pictures are conveniently stored on a format which is native to a dog's rear end.

I have found the card reader, now to find the card. I know roughly which box it is in under the house (I just moved a month or so ago and I'm a lazy lazy man).
(it's not in the AIBO box)

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 09:25 on Nov 23, 2015

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
picked this up fpr $6 at the thrift store today

I don't have any tapes yet but I guess I can start collecting german dungeon porn now



Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

picked this up fpr $6 at the thrift store today

I don't have any tapes yet but I guess I can start collecting making german dungeon porn now




Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
some of my other old stuff




Denon AVR-800 receiver
DRW-580 cassette deck
DCM-340 cd player

got all this stuff free when my friend moved and gave it to me



Pioneer CLD-D501 laserdisc player. this one is cool because it plays both sides of the disc. got this for $15 at the thrift store

I also have a Pioneer CLD-V2400 laserdisc player. got this for $15 at the university surplus sale

dmtnyc
Sep 12, 2003
If you don't shed at least one tear when you see the Disney fireworks display, then you do not have a heart.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

some of my other old stuff




Denon AVR-800 receiver
DRW-580 cassette deck
DCM-340 cd player

got all this stuff free when my friend moved and gave it to me



Pioneer CLD-D501 laserdisc player. this one is cool because it plays both sides of the disc. got this for $15 at the thrift store

I also have a Pioneer CLD-V2400 laserdisc player. got this for $15 at the university surplus sale

okay now I am really freaked out since I had that exact CD player and that exact LD player years ago -- that LD player was a beast but boy was it a nice piece of equipment

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AowJGns66_4

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


How well does a CD hold an edge? :ese:

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Went back home this Thanksgiving and found a small batch of cassettes I recorded with back in high school (because I was broke and CD burning tech wasn't an option for me just yet). I had a hell of a time trying to find a tape player and the only one I could find wouldn't work. Luckily, I still own a car that has a built-in cassette player (although that one is still finicky as hell) :unsmith:

The last car made sold in the U.S. to have a factory-installed cassette player? This one.

Cassettes: The Very Best in Obsolete Technology

90s Solo Cup has a new favorite as of 12:01 on Nov 29, 2015

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taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Tubesock Holocaust posted:

Went back home this Thanksgiving and found a small batch of cassettes I recorded with back in high school (because I was broke and CD burning tech wasn't an option for me just yet). I had a hell of a time trying to find a tape player and the only one I could find wouldn't work. Luckily, I still own a car that has a built-in cassette player (although that one is still finicky as hell) :unsmith:

The last car made in the U.S. to have a factory-installed cassette player? This one.

Cassettes: The Very Best in Obsolete Technology

I wish my car had a cassette player. It's a 2004 Chevy Malibu, and it has a (broken) CD player, and no aux-in. I'm stuck with an FM adapter that sounds shittier than a cassette adapter because at least with the cassette adapter, I didn't have to worry about interference or finding an empty radio channel. And since the radio also has the information display, replacing it with a modern head unit would run me about $300.

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