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Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

cyberia posted:

My money is on red velvet battered onion rings :barf:

Bingo

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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


The raw garlic makes me assume this is served as-is, beef tartare. Not shown is a huge plate of fried bread literally dripping with burnt oil.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

You idiots, of course it's pickled afterbirth.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It is not often I look at food and want to take a poo poo immediately

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
SEHT UND STAUNT, MEINE FREUNDE
MEINE BISHER BESTE ERFINDUNG



DER METTMENSCH

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


EorayMel posted:

It is not often I look at food and want to take a poo poo immediately



Would. Twice and with a side of fries.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

EorayMel posted:

It is not often I look at food and want to take a poo poo immediately


It's a corned beef Reuben. Does the unflattering photo make it anti-food porn? :confused:

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Potato Jones posted:

It's a corned beef Reuben. Does the unflattering photo make it anti-food porn? :confused:

Aren't terrible photos the entire point of the thread?

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

Fish Of Doom posted:

Aren't terrible photos the entire point of the thread?
Dang, you're right. I've been so caught up in the spectacle of abominations against cuisine that I forgot the true meaning of Christmas anti-food porn.

That's still just a sandwich, though.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Potato Jones posted:

It's a corned beef Reuben. Does the unflattering photo make it anti-food porn? :confused:

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Post your favorite food disasters you see on TV, social media, or in real life. Just so long as it's something actual people are eating and not just some gross ingredients thrown together just to look or sound awful and then dumped. Nobody wants that. Other than that, anything goes, from good food photographed badly:

To garbage in huge quantities

Or the just plain weird

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

EorayMel posted:

It is not often I look at food and want to take a poo poo immediately



I would eat an eighth of that sandwich, enjoy the hell out of it, then never poo poo again because enormous meat and cheese bolus.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Force de Fappe posted:

It's just pickled meat you fussy little dumbshits.

Sounds bad, Todd.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Simply Simon posted:

SEHT UND STAUNT, MEINE FREUNDE
MEINE BISHER BESTE ERFINDUNG



DER METTMENSCH

I had a dream about meat man.
I think im gonna stop eating meat man.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Canned cheese paired with pickled peppers abd chilled ham. Finished with refrigerated pickles and fresh parmesan!

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:41 on Dec 5, 2015

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


AlbieQuirky posted:

I would eat an eighth of that sandwich, enjoy the hell out of it, then never poo poo again because enormous meat and cheese bolus.

I'll cut you off a dainty little sliver and then steal the rest of it from you. There's a place near here that makes a kick rear end Reuben sandwich. One time she made me one for breakfast with hashbrowns on the side instead of fries. :swoon:

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Canned cheese paired with pickled peppers abd chilled ham. Finished with refrigerated pickles and fresh parmesan!



For the love of god, please PLEASE timg that.

e:content





PubicMice has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Nov 30, 2015

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



if having a broken table means i don't have to plate that gob of processed poo poo then it's okay by my book

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself

Waaazzzuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

PubicMice posted:

For the love of god, please PLEASE timg that.

e:content







At least half of those things are a solid would.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

cyberia posted:

At least half of those things are solid wood.

seems more accurate.

e: terrible joke, please ignore, now I know why they say not to drink and post.

brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

el oso posted:

Waaazzzuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp
Nice.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
This is like the messiah of all Cordons Bleu :stare:
The crust looks a little suspicious but I want this on a plate right now.
With fries.
And a beer.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Zanael posted:

This is like the messiah of all Cordons Bleu :stare:
The crust looks a little suspicious but I want this on a plate right now.
With fries.
And a beer.

It almost looks like... doritos crust.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

OctoberBlues posted:

It almost looks like... doritos crust.

It's probably "buffalo" flavored

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Zanael posted:

This is like the messiah of all Cordons Bleu :stare:
The crust looks a little suspicious but I want this on a plate right now.
With fries.
And a beer.

Personally I'd expect more from a messiah.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Zanael posted:

This is like the messiah of all Cordons Bleu :stare:
The crust looks a little suspicious but I want this on a plate right now.
With fries.
And a beer.

Forget the plate. I will eat it while holding it over the sink.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Samizdata posted:

Forget the plate. I will eat it while holding it over the sink.

same except replace sink with "hairy tits and gut as I slump in a recliner and watch buffy the vampire slayer"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

titties posted:

same except replace sink with "hairy tits and gut as I slump in a recliner and watch buffy the vampire slayer"

Mercy me, I feel like I'm getting a case of the ham vapors

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Pomp posted:

i love chrestma s season
same

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Pasta gets "Pol Pot" added for alliteration.
Are we also down with "Marinara Mussolini" or

This was pages back but I can't let it go--the most offensive AFP in this photo is that goddamn Smart Balance "buttery spread."

"Use it like regular butter," it says, right on the container. "Bake, fry, spread!"

Right. gently caress you, Smart Balance. That poo poo's nasty as hell. I fried an egg in some and it tasted like my recipe included pan-frying several American cheese slice wrappers, plus the kitchen was all smoky.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Someone write up a list of other historical despots we can use for catchy names

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Indian Food Idi Amin
French Fry Franco
Cabbage Ceausesco
Soup Stalin
Hamburger Hirohito
Chili Chiang kai-Shek

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Dumpling Duvalier?

Edit: AKA "Papa Doc Dumplins"

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.
Martini Martinet.
Salad Caesar.
Pudding Pinochet.
General Tso's Chairman Mao.
Fettucini Marcos.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pol Pot Pie

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Dahmer Dumplings
John Wayne Gravy
Mao Bao

That's all I got.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Chili Chiang kai-Shek

You deserve a metal for this one.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Turkey, mayonnaise, cranberry sauce

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
You're missing a helping of leftover stuffing on there.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

diabeetz posted:

Turkey, mayonnaise, cranberry sauce



I thought that was strawberry shortcake with cream and jam for a second there :smith:

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ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Captainsalami posted:

You're missing a helping of leftover stuffing on there.

Please, I'm not behind that. As much as I love turkey + mayo sandwiches, they require less mayonnaise, more mustard and I don't take photos a third of the way through eating it.

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