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bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

Beet Wagon posted:

On a scale of one to ten, which anime would you say is better:

A) The insane anime I just learned about where people fight each other with sex food

or

B) The other insane anime I just learned about where a guy bangs it out with a bunch of snake-monster ladies with comically oversized breasts

definitely sex food anime, that video made me reconsider the value of aspic as a cooking ingredient

banging monster ladies with huge tits is par for the course in anime. caring enough to specify that wing tips were used in the broth of an aspic is not

e: what a bad first post for this page. I will redeem myself with a resounding PAAAAAAAAARP :gary:

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duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

jaegerx posted:

That's right Reddit. You missed it where lowtax and Derek smart signed up together to build a mmo. That's why we are sabotaging star citizen. They're going to build the BDSSE and goons are in on the ground floor. Why do to think bootcha pulled his investment? It's all going into the something awful mmo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I share my account with my beagle "Trudy", so I apologize if I shitpost every so often.

Karl has taught me to be open about these things.






Woof!

pun pundit
Nov 11, 2008

I feel the same way about the company bearing the same name.


This is the best evidence so far that Star Citizen is not a video game - there's no Steve Blum in that list.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Trigger warning this please! So many collectible boxes... gone forever.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Beet Wagon posted:

On a scale of one to ten, which anime would you say is better:

A) The insane anime I just learned about where people fight each other with sex food

or

B) The other insane anime I just learned about where a guy bangs it out with a bunch of snake-monster ladies with comically oversized breasts

many animes are good

im all about sex food tho

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

Its probably already been posted about 50 times already, but this thread goes waaaaaaay too quick, and :effort:

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.


I'm the IMDB Starmeter that puts Sandi where she belongs on that list.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
whats the name of these animes

id like to watch them

im building an anime queue

im making my way through kill la kill now

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

Eonwe posted:

whats the name of these animes

id like to watch them

im building an anime queue

im making my way through kill la kill now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwxEpc5uu-Y

it's called shokugeki no soma. it translates roughly to "Soma's food wars" because all he does in the series is get in cooking fights with people

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUhIY4GcL2w

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwxEpc5uu-Y

it's called shokugeki no soma. it translates roughly to "Soma's food wars" because all he does in the series is get in cooking fights with people

this owns

that reminds me I want to see that basketball anime like this too

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
Star Citizen has indirectly shown me that anime can be cool and good, which I think makes up for Chris Roberts swindling people for $100 million. Croberts, you're ok in my book.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BCZimfmxsA&t=50s

Eonwe posted:

this owns

that reminds me I want to see that basketball anime like this too

kuroko no basketball. for someone who hasn't seen a clip of it yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FeY2P4PqsY

edit: actually I like this clip better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZShRdkrRag

And anime is only great if it takes real stuff and puts it into a ridiculous context, like how high level cooking in real life really is super competitive and it's not an easy life, but a high school where you can get into iron chef cooking fights to expel each other, or a basketball anime where one middle school had a team they called "the generation of miracles" who all ended up in different high schools and now play against each other for their honor, is just anime as hell while also being great.

LITERALLY MY FETISH fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Dec 1, 2015

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hell yea

you are like my anime sage

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

bald gnome error posted:

banging monster ladies with huge tits is par for the course in anime

What

I'm starting to think that the weird anime nerds at uni had more things wrong with them than just being social retards.

Are all animes like that?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



This is the most retarded poo poo I have seen since the star citizen gifs further up the page. :laffo:

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

McGiggins posted:

What

I'm starting to think that the weird anime nerds at uni had more things wrong with them than just being social retards.

Are all animes like that?

sometimes it's about banging ladies who are also machine guns with huge tits, if that's any better?

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

McGiggins posted:

Are all animes like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_QrBUDGex0

nope

Decrepus posted:

This is the most retarded poo poo I have seen since the star citizen gifs further up the page. :laffo:

the trick is to embrace the retard. as long as you're not talking about loving thousand year old child demons and instead are talking about punching basketballs to pass them it's all good

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
McGiggins you should watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

the first season is a bit slow but its a punchmans anime and most of the characters are named after bands

Dio, Speedwagon, Zeppeli, Tonpetty, Dire, Straizo, Lisa Lisa, Loggins, Messina, Suzi Q, Whamu, Kars, Iggy, ZZ, Pet Shop, etc


it owns

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
yeah when you watch animes just think about it

is this creepy pedo poo poo? if so, turn it off and watch anything else

is it just loving bizarre? if so, cool keep watching it and laugh

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Enchanted Hat posted:

sometimes it's about banging ladies who are also machine guns with huge tits, if that's any better?

Not really, but you should probably give me some details on applicable reference material for research purposes.

For a friend, you see.

Edit: Eonwe, you got it.

I will watch your recommended animes.

Edit 2: I once tried to watch a boxing thing once I think was an anime. It was all about some dude who was terrible getting beat up repeatedly and then not being terrible, save for where the plot required it. Was this an anime?

McGiggins fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Dec 1, 2015

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://youtu.be/1aB-LZfxCZs

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

the trick is to embrace the retard. as long as you're not talking about loving thousand year old child demons and instead are talking about punching basketballs to pass them it's all good

See, I totally get this part about anime by this point and so long as we're talking some totally off-the-wall poo poo like One Punch Man, I'm down with dis poo poo. It's moreso whenever they have any semblance to reality, that the suspension of disbelief is totally broken for me, like basketball or heavens forbid stuff my family (and myself) actually do for a living, like music.

Excluding the moreso slice-of-life animes, whose writing is moreso western, the more fantastical the setting, the more I can get into the retard part of anime. But the moment it deals with any topic that has any semblance to the real world, that's when I just can't embrace dat retard.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

McGiggins posted:

Not really, but you should probably give me some details on applicable reference material for research purposes.

For a friend, you see.

Edit: Eonwe, you got it.

I will watch your recommended animes.

Edit 2: I once tried to watch a boxing thing once I think was an anime. It was all about some dude who was terrible getting beat up repeatedly and then not being terrible, save for where the plot required it. Was this an anime?

that sounds like an anime

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
That "coco" thing was pretty cool, I can watch that.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BgqFYrD8UM

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

McGiggins posted:

That "coco" thing was pretty cool, I can watch that.

thats from the 2nd season

the first one is, like I said, a bit slower but I think worth the watch

once you get to the 2nd season and onward the poo poo gets progressively more insane and awesome

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

McGiggins posted:

Edit 2: I once tried to watch a boxing thing once I think was an anime. It was all about some dude who was terrible getting beat up repeatedly and then not being terrible, save for where the plot required it. Was this an anime?

Hajime no Ippo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNVq74eZcY&t=130s

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Lol that grenade clip

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
literally my fetish is like a guide to anime

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





bald gnome error posted:

definitely sex food anime, that video made me reconsider the value of aspic as a cooking ingredient

banging monster ladies with huge tits is par for the course in anime. caring enough to specify that wing tips were used in the broth of an aspic is not

e: what a bad first post for this page. I will redeem myself with a resounding PAAAAAAAAARP :gary:

That's true.

They had me at aspic recipe, but lost me at cherub sexual-assault.


McGiggins posted:

What

I'm starting to think that the weird anime nerds at uni had more things wrong with them than just being social retards.

Are all animes like that?

I guess apparently they aren't all snakes? One of them is a spider-lady with comically oversized boobs. There might be a horse, too.
Anime is strange to me.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
That's what it was!

The Eyebrow Guy!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I always assume most people have watched like DBZ, etc and don't even classify that as an anime really. As far as an 'actual' anime I think Jojo is pretty solid

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I only watch one anime and it's called "Kinguobuzahiru" but if you watch anything else enjoy your fail aids

do you tell women you watch anime, does your dad know you watch anime, what about your colleagues. shameful

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I don't think I ever watched anime because I am culturally lost when I watch it.

Like, what is that.

And that.

And over there?

Pretty scary to watch something and not understand what's going on or get any of the references.

I think everyone saw DBZ though, that poo poo owned.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

CrazyLoon posted:

See, I totally get this part about anime by this point and so long as we're talking some totally off-the-wall poo poo like One Punch Man, I'm down with dis poo poo. It's moreso whenever they have any semblance to reality, that the suspension of disbelief is totally broken for me, like basketball or heavens forbid stuff my family (and myself) actually do for a living, like music.

Excluding the moreso slice-of-life animes, whose writing is moreso western, the more fantastical the setting, the more I can get into the retard part of anime. But the moment it deals with any topic that has any semblance to the real world, that's when I just can't embrace dat retard.

The only wrong answer in anime is if it has kiddie porn in it or alludes to kiddie porn in some way. You're okay by me :thumbsup:

Also if you're really new to anime then gently caress whatever anyone else tells you and go watch any or all of Hayao Miyazaki's movies. Princess Mononoke is a good first one, and all of them are fantastic. They're the only anime dvds I wouldn't embarrass myself by putting on a shelf for other people to see (if dvds were actually still a thing)

Also, Jessica Jones came out on netflix, that poo poo is amazing. If you haven't seen it or Daredevil yet then what the gently caress are you doing, son. :cmon:

Justin Tyme posted:

I only watch one anime and it's called "Kinguobuzahiru" but if you watch anything else enjoy your fail aids

do you tell women you watch anime, does your dad know you watch anime, what about your colleagues. shameful

how does it feel to be that insecure

but king of the hill really is great in every way, too

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BCZimfmxsA&t=50s


kuroko no basketball. for someone who hasn't seen a clip of it yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FeY2P4PqsY

edit: actually I like this clip better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZShRdkrRag

And anime is only great if it takes real stuff and puts it into a ridiculous context, like how high level cooking in real life really is super competitive and it's not an easy life, but a high school where you can get into iron chef cooking fights to expel each other, or a basketball anime where one middle school had a team they called "the generation of miracles" who all ended up in different high schools and now play against each other for their honor, is just anime as hell while also being great.

basketball anime was p lmao but that cooking anime is probably the best anime out there. idgaf if everyone comes when they eat food. that poo poo was enthralling and I appreciate its inclusion in this thread

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
I don't watch cartoons but that basketball anime poo poo is insanely dumb yet hilarious.

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aleksendr
May 14, 2014

Madcosby posted:

CR figured out how to get people to see his movies. Put them into games that people already paid for

Yup. There was no way anyone would finance another wing commander (Even if they managed to convince the famous space bulldozer to reprise his role) and since Crobberts only know how to tell 2 stories :

A: Ace pilot with unresolved daddy issues and a problem with authority figure fight to preserve Humanity

and

B: Average working space joe get enrolled in alien/governement conspiracy that threaten humanity

he looked at kickstarter and saw that the pubbies where not financing indy movies but throwing hundred of thousands on vanity MMO projects.

Thus began the greatest "Bait and switch" of crowdfunding young life. He tricked the whales into thinking they are financing a dream MMO while they are in fact payin him his own movie studio. The numerous shell companies are also standard for Hollywood accounting, limiting your risk and potential amount of $$$ you have to pay actors if they negotiated for a % of the net bonus.

Thats why the ships make no functionnal sense, they are art assets first and foremeost. Thats also why this shitshow has 10+ Youtube series and thats also why SQ42 is being DIRECTED (not developped) by our lord and savior of PC gaming.

He's not making a MMO, he's re-making Wingcommander 3 and 4.

If any game in a playable state come out of this we will have to thanks some unknow poor german saps who burned their life and health away trying to make something salvageable out of Crobberts hand spastic "Vision" and upside down dev process.

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