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The Saddest Rhino posted:The Chanels in a summer camp would be pretty lol Definitely zero ambiguity with those butt shots. I hope it gets picked up, but I have fixed feelings about it following the same characters to another location. Even if a summer camp does sound delectably campy and fun.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The Chanels in a summer camp would be pretty lol From reading around, I was under the impression they were going with an AHS format of each season being it's own thing and actors coming back but in different roles was very likely going to happen especially with how the behind the scenes chemistry between the actors was pretty good and they were regretting certain characters getting killed off when they did because they were so good in the roles.
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I’ve tried to enjoy this show, but it just never clicked with me. I hate the main female lead and her boyfriend and have no involvement in the central mystery at all. I’ll finish out the season, but I believe MTV’s Scream pulled off this same concept in a much better way.
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CobiWann posted:I’ve tried to enjoy this show, but it just never clicked with me. I hate the main female lead and her boyfriend and have no involvement in the central mystery at all. Grace and Pete or Chanel and Chad? One of these is the right decision to hate. As for MTV's Scream pulling off the same thing, I don't really think so. Scream was trying to make a modern retelling of the movie and, I think, trying to be a kind homage, mixing new technology and Serial to keep it new. Scream Queens is just all out black comedy and shooting the poo poo about a ton of horror from the 80s and 90s. It's like a meaner Final Girls, mixed with The Heathers.
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I can't believe Chad never said, "I love my dead, gay Boone!" Or did he? What's your damage, Hester?
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Just wanted to chime and say I love Scream Queens and once again I liked the beginning of AHS until they threw too much poo poo into the mix and completely lost me. Why does AHS always need new characters past the halfway point muddying up the plot? Alexandra Dadaddrio is great and all but we had enough people to keep track of three or four eps ago. Scream Queens started with a lot of characters, but at least they didn't add anyone completely out of nowhere and make them central to the plot. And Scream Queens is hilarious.
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The signature Murphy bitchy quips are fitfully amusing, but I don't give a gently caress about the central mystery or any of the characters, so I'm done. If you do, more power to you.
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I don't really care about the central mystery but all the best characters are still alive so I'm still enjoying the hell out of it.
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There's a mystery we are supposed to care about? I'm in for Chad Radwell.
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Jesus I almost lost it when mama Radwell said, "the only thing you're carrying is water weight you bloated tramp." That whole family is incredible e-  that pictionary scene
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Nov 25, 2015 07:24
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Holy poo poo, that ending was epic. And the Radwells... I only wish Chanel would have laid the verbal smackdown on Muffy.
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Nov 25, 2015 09:59
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not bad episode where almost everyone gets to shine. Also lol at the prospect of next week being a black friday murder special
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When Chanel says Mother Radwell looks like last seasons ostrich skin hand bag that somehow learned to talk I lost it. I had to backup to hear it again and still I don't think I heard all the other insults from laughing so hard. Emma Roberts really was born to play Chanel.
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Just caught up with the last three episodes, and this thread seems way too negative about them. All three had some really great bits, and also worked well overall. Also, it's really not the point, but I am still curious about who the remaining killer is. I'm thinking Pete, and it's obviously not Chanel, Chad Radwell, Neck Brace Hester #6, #3, Zayday, the dad, or Munch, but I think it could still be anyone else?
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Tiggum posted:Just caught up with the last three episodes, and this thread seems way too negative about them. All three had some really great bits, and also worked well overall. Also, it's really not the point, but I am still curious about who the remaining killer is. I'm thinking Pete, and it's obviously not Chanel, Chad Radwell, Neck Brace Hester #6, #3, Zayday, the dad, or Munch, but I think it could still be anyone else? The Saddest Rhino posted:isn't the remaining red devil meant to be a girl? Yes. The remaining killer is supposed to be the baby girl. Get on the Candle Vlogger train or you'll all look like fools when it's revealed to be Candle Vlogger.
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Happitoo posted:Yes. The remaining killer is supposed to be the baby girl. Get on the Candle Vlogger train or you'll all look like fools when it's revealed to be Candle Vlogger. The only problem with this is that vlogger and the person in the red devil costume have completely different body types. My money is still on Hester
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Sorry to ruin the surprise for anyone who doesn't realize that it's Hester, but it's Hester. Making Pete an incest tranny would be a little too out there, especially because he has been a minor character, and I think Chanel has secrets and is a murderer but is not the Red Devil Killer.
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I hope it's not Hester or Chanel #5, that'd be a really easy out and the perfect "Why, Ryan Murphy?" end. I'm hoping for something epic and whacky as gently caress, like Chanel, or Candlevlogger, or hell, Chad. Also, awhile back, Murphy claimed only 4 characters were moving on to the next season, if picked up. I'm thinking Chanel Oberlin, Chad Radwell, Grace, and Zayday.
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If it weren't for Chad thinking Gay Boone was a ghost I would think he was the killer (especially considering the thanksgiving toast...) but I think that takes him out of the running.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:it's likelier to be Abigail Breslin though, which would be a shame unless she manages to full ham it out if she's revealed to be the killer. the truth posted:Sorry to ruin the surprise for anyone who doesn't realize that it's Hester, but it's Hester. Look at all these wrong guesses. It's clearly Candle Vlogger. Let me break it down (in no particular order because I can't remember what order they all happen in): Candle Vlogger is introduced by the Dean as being a sophomore putting her at the same age (assumed) as Grace's idiot boyfriend who they thought was the devil. When Boone faked his death he was surrounded by... CANDLES! When Hester & Chad go to the haunted house to get it on and find all the dead bodies it's filled with... CANDLES! When they enter Chad goes "Why are all these candles lit? the haunted house isn't for 2 hours. That seems really wasteful" When the Red Devil (Boone) tries to have dinner with Zayday there's... CANDLES! on the table. When everyone arrives to rescue Zayday the CANDLES! are gone. In the same episode Candle Vlogger freaks out about Chanel using candles once and throwing them away, and collects them all. Chanel #5 and the twins go to the pumpkin patch to light... CANDLES! Dodger gets killed Candle Vlogger has the whole speech about ants having a queen that gets plowed all the time and a bunch of non-sexual female helper ants a la the Red Devil & Gigi (Gigi doing it with Grace's Dad etc.) When the power gets cut at the Kappa house they use... CANDLES! to light up the place. The no armed guy dies a couple other people die too (Roger?) I can't remember When Candle Vlogger is "murdered" she's surrounded by... CANDLES! At the Thanksgiving dinner Zayday lights the... CANDLES! on the table and then they bring out the plate with Gigi's head Zayday wanted to light the... CANDLES! with matches from Candle Vlogger's room, but there were none! WHY? Because Candle Vlogger is alive and needs matches to light her CANDLES!! Also the show went a really long way to throw in the throw away line about not being able to find matches just so they could bring up Candle Vlogger again. It was covered up by a "Chanel #3 takes massive dumps" joke. What I'm saying is - Mo' Candles, Mo' Murder! When candles abound - murder go down! Candle Vlogger!
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Happitoo posted:Look at all these wrong guesses. It's clearly Candle Vlogger. It might be time to lay off the meth, Mr. Murphy 
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Happitoo posted:What I'm saying is - Mo' Candles, Mo' Murder! When candles abound - murder go down! Candle Vlogger! That is interesting, but there are a couple problems off the top of my head: - Dead Boone called sister and asked if she "had talked to Zayday recently" AFTER Candle Vlogger was dead. - Gigi said to the remaining Red Devil in the Thanksgiving episode that they had to keep the meal short so the Red Devil still had an alibi. Dead people don't need alibis. On the other hand, Hester said the exact same thing about the electric knife that Gigi did (right before she was killed). She also It could be tranny half-sibling incest Pete, but I think it is definitely one of the new pledges because Gigi was the one who came up with the plan to let all new pledges into the house. I doubt that was just so the boring girl could get in, but I guess it's possible. The spray tanner incident and first appearance of Red Devil Killer make Chanel look suspicious, but she was accounted for in the flashback with boring girl touring the house when Chanel 3 and 5 ran into her. That's one outlier that doesn't make sense. Maybe Boone did that one? Edit: Hmmm, Hester doesn't have a dead mom. My bad. Her dad died when she was six and her mom made her kiss the body. the truth fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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I just rewatched the first episode and there is a pretty huge inconsistency. Boring girl (her name is Grace! I keep forgetting that) is accused by her dad of talking to Red Devil. That scene happened in the pilot when Grace was about to go to Kappa for the first time - she sees Red Devil off to one side looking at her. She walks after him, but he disappears. However, her dad says he saw her talk to the Red Devil at that point. Pete says that can be explained because it was actually him in the costume, but he doesn't meet Grace in the pilot for another few scenes. Plot hole? Ryan Murphy screwing this one up? I don't know.
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Since the explanation was that they were putting up fliers about the red devil and we never saw that scene, maybe the whole thing with Grace's dad all happened off-screen.
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precision posted:It might be time to lay off the meth, Mr. Murphy You joke now, but when my candle based murder solution comes true who will be the fool then!?!
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I get the candle hints and it's a really well put together theory except - how the gently caress does she fit into the costume? It ruins the whole thing for me.
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Happitoo posted:CANDLES I love this so much. the truth posted:- Dead Boone called sister and asked if she "had talked to Zayday recently" AFTER Candle Vlogger was dead. This is the one thing that ruins my perfect theory - which is that Deaf Taylor Swift faked her death in the beginning (just like Boone her body wasn't in the haunted house) and was faking being deaf.
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criscodisco posted:Since the explanation was that they were putting up fliers about the red devil and we never saw that scene, maybe the whole thing with Grace's dad all happened off-screen. Yeah, just rewatched that part of the thanksgiving episode and it's not the same thing. Similar jacket, but the location is different. Eight Dollars posted:This is the one thing that ruins my perfect theory - which is that Deaf Taylor Swift faked her death in the beginning (just like Boone her body wasn't in the haunted house) and was faking being deaf. If you ever ask yourself, "What is Taylor Swift doing right now," then the answer probably isn't being a serial killer. I think her body was missing because it was actually taken by the police/coroner. The bodies in that house had been missing. the truth fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Nov 30, 2015 |
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Eight Dollars posted:This is the one thing that ruins my perfect theory - which is that Deaf Taylor Swift faked her death in the beginning (just like Boone her body wasn't in the haunted house) and was faking being deaf. The only weakness I see in this theory isn't actually a plot point but... That they were sad they had to kill her off so early because the show runners really enjoyed working with the actress who played Deaf Taylor Swift.
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aBagorn posted:My money is still on Hester Wasn't she with the Radwells (or at least on her way there) while the red devil was still with Gigi?
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I like the candle vlogger theory and it's unfortunate that I'm just seeing this thread now because I had some dumbass theories earlier that ended up being totally off-base. My favorite one's already toast - In a homage to the Scream series, the murderers are the boyfriend (Pete as Billy Loomis in Scream), the boyfriend's mom (Gigi as Billy Loomis' mom in Scream 2), the protagonist's long-lost half-brother (Earl Grey as the director in Scream 3), and Emma Roberts (as Emma Roberts in Scre4m) but Pete as the last red devil going all reverse Sleepaway Camp and a Chanel No. 4 reappearance (probably with some poo poo like Hester being Chanel No. 4 and none of the other Chanels remembering her or something) are still on the table.
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Happitoo posted:Candlegate It's a good theory, and the candles lend credence, but it's not her. I think we've seen everyone else actually get murdered, so the killer has to be one of the remaining main cast (unless they do something stupid and make it a throwaway character we haven't seen since episode 1 or something.)
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berzerkmonkey posted:The only issue I see with this is that there would be no reason to fake getting killed by the Red Devil. She is alone in her room and asks for the Red Devil to remove his/her mask so she can confirm her suspicion. Then she gets a knife (icepick? I can't remember) punched through her skull. There would be no need for those theatrics if she was the other Red Devil. They could have just implied she was killed and placed her "corpse" on the table with the candles. When Boone was "killed," all we saw was the aftermath. That was Predatory Lez that asked for the killer to take off the mask (also during the blackout episode... so CANDLES!!). And I just assume Vlogger got a knife in the skull because she was recording a vlog at the time, meaning there's "proof" she's dead. Oh, also Vlogger is the only person not present when they discover Predatory Lez's body. She shows up afterwards. Pretty sure she's also missing from the dance party (although I'd have to go back and double check).
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I'm really sorry for this:
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Hatman101 posted:I'm really sorry for this: That's amazing!
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Chanel #4 died from meningitis. Having the killer be someone we never met would be really dumb.
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Happitoo posted:That was Predatory Lez that asked for the killer to take off the mask (also during the blackout episode... so CANDLES!!). All valid. I'll allow it.
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