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Vitamins posted:congrats! Cheers! I guess (other than lost interest) it's better to be underpaid than overpaid, I have to pay £400 tax I owe because my current employer messed up on some benefits. Good to know the taxman is on the case for avoidance, after all, if they go after someone like me then imagine the good things they must be doing against all the corporations avoiding all those billions.
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It's the one where Paul was carrying a ladder backstage at a panto and then Barry called him so he turned round and accidentally boffed DLT round the head with it while he was up to no good, which allowed the young lady to escape. To add insult to injury Paul turned round to find out what the noise was and then boffed him on the head yet again. Then, tragically, as Barry came running over to find out what all the fuss was about he tripped up and managed to spill a bucket of whitewash all over DLT who yelled "I'll get you for this" and stormed off.
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Dec 3, 2015 18:32
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Funny because the tax-man owes me £94 and getting hold of him is impossible. Brought some clothes on ASOS on Sunday night just found out the order didn't go out because apparently my bank didn't let it even through I had the funds, had used the card a hour before hand and it had worked fine and a direct debit came out that night. The little gently caress at ASOS would let me reorder it with the 20% discount so I told him I'd call him back, currently on hold with my bank trying to find out what happened and getting more pissed off by the second...gently caress everything.
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Dec 3, 2015 18:33
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My understanding is that HMRC is currently bordering on the completely non-functional.
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Dec 3, 2015 18:40
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And I'm sure the hundreds of upcoming redundancies when consolidate numerous offices will solve the problem 
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Dec 3, 2015 18:49
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It's time to move to another country that's exactly the same as Britain but better, like Germany
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Dec 3, 2015 18:53
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hmrc once sent me a check for £260 and then two weeks later sent me a letter saying that they wanted the money back and an extra £120 on top of that
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Dec 3, 2015 18:56
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more like inland revownedyou
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Dec 3, 2015 18:58
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Got a German friend and she's constantly going on about how the UK is a over-priced shithole. If anyone cares about my clothes-saga just called my bank an they said asos didn't even try to authorise the payment,just called asos again and had a go at them, Dude just gave me a 10% discount and free next day but I'm still pissed. I mean I really loving angry over clothes,unreal. Everyday is a a loving nightmare.
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Dec 3, 2015 19:07
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lenoon posted:It's time to move to another country that's exactly the same as Britain but better, like Germany I also had the option of a job out in Iceland (and no not the supermarket), but prefer to stay in the UK for better or worse. If anyone thinks the UK is overpriced, try a few days in Iceland (at least it's definitely not a shithole, mind you).
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Dec 3, 2015 19:08
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learnincurve posted:The chuckle brothers are heroes for stopping DLT from raping that poor young lady and anyone who says anything bad about them is a terrible human. Is that the bit where they said they saw nothing or the bit where they said DLT was a jolly nice chap or the bit where they took a grinning selfie immediately after saying all that in court?
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Dec 3, 2015 19:35
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They accidentally broke it up because they are good lads, if they didn't see anything and DLT always acted normally when he wasn't groping young ladies on the sly then it was right for them not to lie in court. That was kind of the problem with those old perverts, seemed like they were good and cool people in public because that was their jobs but were nasty pieces of shits when no one was looking - no one is going to believe you love I'm on the radio/in children's television/famous
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Dec 3, 2015 19:47
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corn in the fridge posted:hmrc once sent me a check for £260 and then two weeks later sent me a letter saying that they wanted the money back and an extra £120 on top of that I got a £580 tax rebate off them twice one year
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Dec 3, 2015 19:48
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No I agree if they saw nothing they should have said exactly that. But how can you be a good lad by accident?
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Dec 3, 2015 19:53
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all my chewits are stuck to the wrappers, i've eaten more paper than sweets 
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Dec 3, 2015 19:59
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i believe my creamthieving housemate is watching anime on the toilet
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Dec 3, 2015 20:09
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two words: poisoned cream
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Dec 3, 2015 20:14
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I need to go to the shop but it's so windy outside I can't face it. Also make chilli and drink beers or just go to chinese/chip-shop and no beer.
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Dec 3, 2015 20:20
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I've not eaten anything today apart from apples. Six or seven apples.
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Dec 3, 2015 20:22
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HMRC still send letters for me to my parent's house despite having phoned them 3 times to tell them I haven't lived there for 3 years.
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Dec 3, 2015 20:31
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Bozza posted:The Big Taff Man is going to stairs Pedricko this coming Saturday. What an event. It's gonna be a pathetic wet fart excuse of an Internet in joke that nobody is going to get and due to the fact the market is going to be hammered, will make taff seem schizoid.
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Dec 3, 2015 20:33
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I'm making that caramel cake Kluliss posted rn in prep for tomorrow. If it doesn't get me some then who the gently caress cares, I'll be fat and happy and full of diabetic goodness.
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Dec 3, 2015 21:00
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its been 11 days since ive had anything alcoholic to drink and i can't remember the last time i went this long without having a drink
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Dec 3, 2015 21:02
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lol @ bribing people into sex using food make sure she puts her falsies in
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Dec 3, 2015 21:09
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probably best she doesn't, all the caramel will gum them up
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Dec 3, 2015 21:14
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Pedricko posted:It's gonna be a pathetic wet fart excuse of an Internet in joke that nobody is going to get and due to the fact the market is going to be hammered, will make taff seem schizoid. How long are you in Manchester for? I'm working from Salford a week on Monday.
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Dec 3, 2015 21:24
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I have christmas night out with work tomorrow at one of those brazillian meat restaurants. Going to eat so much meat while glaring at everybody because I loving hate most of them.
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Dec 3, 2015 21:39
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it's Rodizio Preto isn't it
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Dec 3, 2015 21:42
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Remember that using the red paddle indicates weakness.
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Dec 3, 2015 21:43
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My pack of burgers from the butchers had an extra burger in. I have eaten it.
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Dec 3, 2015 22:07
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:lol @ bribing people into sex using food It's a joke  who says it's a lady
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Dec 3, 2015 22:30
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The chuckle brothers are ma boys and I saw them at the pantomime once and they sprayed me with their super soakers
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Dec 3, 2015 22:32
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Fraction posted:It's a joke that's... why i lol'd?
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Dec 3, 2015 22:32
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Jose posted:its been 11 days since ive had anything alcoholic to drink and i can't remember the last time i went this long without having a drink ill pray for you
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Dec 3, 2015 22:37
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XMNN posted:are you dying i thought drinking the days immediately before surgery were a bad idea and i've tried to keep it going since. this weekend i'll either drink or get hosed on the morphine i was given though
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Dec 3, 2015 22:40
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Pretty sure I would literally die if I stopped drinking for a week I just got a case of wine in for christmas and I'm fairly sure it's all gonna be gone by Monday cos I've got a bunch of mates over tomorrow night and then my parents are staying all weekend
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Dec 3, 2015 22:50
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i have a healthy relationship with alcohol and do not abuse it
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Dec 3, 2015 22:53
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i have a healthy relationship with alcohol and do not abuse it I don't abuse it either I love it and it loves me, we're very happy together tyvm
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Dec 3, 2015 22:55
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:that's... why i lol'd? The joke is that my cooking is definitely not good enough to bribe anyone into doing anything tbh 
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cooking does take practice but the great thing about it is if you're not just heating stuff up then you'll get better as if by magic, and perhaps one day you will be able to successfully attempt the Sausage Seduction it's like the dance of the seven veils but with sausages Quote-Unquote posted:I don't abuse it either I love it and it loves me, we're very happy together tyvm is that a black eye beneath your foundation??
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