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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Na'at posted:

You're in a thread where people take joy in others misery and you are now asking why someone convicted of being a monster who is going to have something bad happen to him is funny?

Maybe I can help explain: Ok so the cop is Dr Robotnik.....

:ohdear: Is Robotnik okay? I know the sonics games have gotten bad but still.

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Na'at
May 5, 2003

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star
Lipstick Apathy
Idk my parents were scared of autism so we played Mario games

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

88h88 posted:

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh you're wrong there buddy. Sorry you get angry about people on bikes when you're in a car and moving your right foot is all you need to do to get past them.

(that gif IS funny though)

Lane sharing is specifically illegal in my state. I'm glad for that.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Robotnik was the only good thing about Sonic.

Guy Montag
Jun 24, 2005

New FailArmy video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL0qDLoFgC8

The last clip is fantastic. I saw it coming a mile away, and I think the instigator did too.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

But I'm more interesting.

I'm not too worried about that, because you thought this was a good enough joke that you needed to share it here:

quote:

Well if he loves forced sex that much then he'll be happy where he is going.

Come on, that's an incredibly weak joke, even if you think prison rape is hilarious.


JD
Jan 11, 2003
Check this out dudes

http://i.imgur.com/azxVbHC.webm

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless






A pride of lions that tried to eat a pangolin they found. After a few hours of passing it around they eventually gave up, and it wandered off unharmed.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Avenging_Mikon posted:

Nah, motorcycles can, but bikes in a lot of places are supposed to be single file on the side of the lane, specifically so cars can pass without going in to the oncoming lane. It's about traffic safety and flow.

He used 'tossers' and 'Bradley Wiggins' so I'm assuming he's English. And in England you're allowed to ride two abreast, traffic behind you is supposed to treat you as they would a car when overtaking anyway. It's just common courtesy not to ride two up on busy roads.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Wanamingo posted:







A pride of lions that tried to eat a pangolin they found. After a few hours of passing it around they eventually gave up, and it wandered off unharmed.

They should have kept it as a toy. Or sold it to China for a tidy profit.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Tell me more about bicycles! I think they are crap.

http://i.imgur.com/K20mTgi.webm
Bird who is jerk


That man's organs probably hurt

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

canyoneer posted:

Tell me more about bicycles! I think they are crap.

http://i.imgur.com/K20mTgi.webm
Bird who is jerk


That man's organs probably hurt

A keeck to de leever.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I wish this had a more seamless loop

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

canyoneer posted:

Tell me more about bicycles! I think they are crap.

http://i.imgur.com/K20mTgi.webm
Bird who is jerk


That man's organs probably hurt

I looked at that for a good minute wondering why that kicking bag looked so fleshy and life like. Maybe improvements in manufacturing made th-

canyoneer posted:

That man's organs probably hurt

Solice Kirsk posted:

A keeck to de leever.

Wow. :stonk:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

88h88 posted:

He used 'tossers' and 'Bradley Wiggins' so I'm assuming he's English. And in England you're allowed to ride two abreast, traffic behind you is supposed to treat you as they would a car when overtaking anyway. It's just common courtesy not to ride two up on busy roads.

Yeah seriously, it's annoying for other cyclists too who want to quickly pass.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Wanamingo posted:







A pride of lions that tried to eat a pangolin they found. After a few hours of passing it around they eventually gave up, and it wandered off unharmed.

Are you sure? That seems like a pretty prominent penetration mark in the second to last pic :ohdear:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Oh wow, flashbacks of when I was in a train crash. It happened pretty much the same way also except the truck had two trailers and the train hit the last part.

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy

Guy Montag posted:

New FailArmy video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL0qDLoFgC8

The last clip is fantastic. I saw it coming a mile away, and I think the instigator did too.

That's pretty good. Also, in case anyone didn't recognize him, that's David Blaine being foolish in the last clip.

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

xoFcitcrA posted:

That's pretty good. Also, in case anyone didn't recognize him, that's David Blaine being foolish in the last clip.

Ummm, that's clearly not David Blaine...unless this is some forums joke I am missing out on.

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy

Boofchicken posted:

Ummm, that's clearly not David Blaine...unless this is some forums joke I am missing out on.

You sure? Looks just like him.

e: Now I'm all paranoid that I'm doin that goon David Mitchell thing.

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012
Yeah that's not David Blaine. If it was it looks like that would have been the most fun he's had in 20 years

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy

speshl guy posted:

Yeah that's not David Blaine. If it was it looks like that would have been the most fun he's had in 20 years

:sigh: It has begun then. I can feel the beard growing in around my neck like Emperor Nero. I suddenly feel compelled to wash some Cheetos down with a Mountain Dew.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Choco1980 posted:

Are you sure? That seems like a pretty prominent penetration mark in the second to last pic :ohdear:

That probably came from one of the lions, pangolin scales are sharp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lDmG4Si2GE

Pangolin just don't give a gently caress

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003


Steel Beamer, probably powered by jet fuel?







hi

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Whoah poo poo, what's the story behind this, did the guy survive? Or is this gif the last moments of a foolish drunkard?

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
I assume it's a ground floor window...

http://i.imgur.com/U98GGHw.gif

edit: un-embedded. see below for youtube

wayfinder has a new favorite as of 18:50 on Dec 12, 2015

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
That's how I win all my races in GTA, too.

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Turtlicious posted:

As someone in IT, I don't even know how everything works.

I know the discussion of Games Workshop management being idiots was a while back, but Virgin when they were still going as a record store in the UK made a similar gently caress up.
Back when record stores were still a thing (like Virgin, HMV, Tower etc), they all had entirely bespoke stock database software, ie the greenscreen monitors staff would look items up on to see release dates/whether it's in stock, you get the picture. Virgin's was called ELVIS iirc, and was built/maintained by 3 tech goons from a back room at Head Office.
As record sales declined, our old friends Management decide to start making cutbacks/redundancies, and guess who's up for the chop first? Apparently they'd decided maintaining ELVIS was something anyone could do, after all it's just inputting stock numbers and titles, thing practically runs itself without these guys. Predictably, like gently caress it didn't. 4 weeks after the tech goons are let go, it's in bits and crashing out all over the show, nothings rolling out storewide properly, etc etc. Someone's is hired in to fix the coding, and they can't make head or tail of it.

So it's build/implement an entirely new system or rehire the goons. They begrudgingly approach them, offering the same money they were on before like it's a gift to them, and ask if they'll return. Goons reply with "gently caress no, we aren't coming back as employees. However what you can do hire our new company we formed in the last month as consultants, to fix your problems at 3x the money we were getting before." Which having little choice, they did. So yeah, don't gently caress with IT unless you can handle things.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

So simple and beautiful. Why was this fat Asian man recording himself?

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Fearless Leader crushes mud puddle. Tonight we feast on the usual meager amounts of porridge.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

A cyclist decides to ignore the train barriers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sy-TJvbtLE

The second angle is pretty brutal, but apparently he lived.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Lemon posted:

A cyclist decides to ignore the train barriers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sy-TJvbtLE

The second angle is pretty brutal, but apparently he lived.

All I can think about is how much nicer the PKP trains look now.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Holy poo poo guys, can you knock it off with the embedding of 60MB gifs please?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Lemon posted:

A cyclist decides to ignore the train barriers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sy-TJvbtLE

The second angle is pretty brutal, but apparently he lived.

It's ok! His fall was stopped by that big loving rock that he used as a pillow.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

wayfinder posted:

I assume it's a ground floor window...

[huge goddamn corvette idiot gif]

This one really needs sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzlg3oQMze4

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EndlessRob
Oct 16, 2008

The deeper schadenfreude is that everyone involved lives in Houston.

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