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Nomenclature
Jul 20, 2006

You can outrun the IRS, but you can't outrun your sister's love.

The French Army! posted:

How the hell is this thread still averaging like 500+ posts a day?
100% of it is shitposts.

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

The French Army! posted:

How the hell is this thread still averaging like 500+ posts a day?

to be honest like 80% are zero content posts like yours

and like this one

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

The French Army! posted:

How the hell is this thread still averaging like 500+ posts a day?
Dreams. Dreams happen here.

Or nightmares. It's really the same thing.

DigitalMocking
Jun 8, 2010

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

The French Army! posted:

How the hell is this thread still averaging like 500+ posts a day?

A lot of people are very mad about space jpegs.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

sorla78 posted:

The Star Citizen lead writer is so eloquent.

Chris: "So what was your favorite part...?"

Dead air and blank stare for fifteen seconds.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

G0RF posted:

Chris: "So what was your favorite part...?"

Dead air and blank stare for fifteen seconds.

Dreams.

PhallicPhalanges
Jun 9, 2015


Her navel is all time musky... Bt look at her face... Her face makes my ROD wakes
Apparently questions over testicle size options in the character creator results in a chat ban

imperialparadox
Apr 17, 2012

Don't tell me no one has told the girl she isn't exactly human!

Daztek posted:

You can only submit grieving griefing reports with the NewsVanShip

I like the idea of a bright yellow news-van-spaceship-jpeg to clearly mark where the streamers are to snipe. Very considerate.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I had to stop watching the stream. It's just too insane. I can't deal with it. I really feel sorry for the people who bought into this as they are allowing themselves to be overcome with madness.

I can't help but feel that the vibe is that they're all totally "spent" now and just waiting for the inevitable doom that is 2016.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
This is dragging along in such a painful manner. If only they had more content to show, like game mechanics or all of the stuff they have planned for 2.1 or something.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
Can someone tell me what Crusader is?

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

This is dragging along in such a painful manner. If only they had more content to show, like game mechanics or all of the stuff they have planned for 2.1 or something.

But they showed the MMHC last time :v:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
why do they have a loving 3 hour boredom marathon

why not just condense it to like half an hour of content instead

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Kakarot posted:

Can someone tell me what Crusader is?

Nomenclature
Jul 20, 2006

You can outrun the IRS, but you can't outrun your sister's love.

Kakarot posted:

Can someone tell me what Crusader is?
Tony Z's baby: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusader:_No_Remorse

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

why do they have a loving 3 hour boredom marathon

why not just condense it to like half an hour of content instead

Because then they couldn't uphold the appearance of having lots of “open development” to report.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Thats a Storm Trooper!

Nomenclature
Jul 20, 2006

You can outrun the IRS, but you can't outrun your sister's love.
At least this character model looks kind of like John Rhys-Davies!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
CIG apparently thinks the project will last until at least November, CitCon planned for LA.

MORE SALES! PATCHES! JUMP POINT VOLUME 2! CONSUME!

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
LOL they are increasing prices next year, blaming the Euro

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy
Popular twitch streamer Lirik is trying out the PTU for the first time in front of about 34k people right now.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Unmelts are finally going to be implemented Friday. Euro backers will get screwed with a new exchange rate. The good news is that CIG will be providing a free for all sale so you can get something at the last moment.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Duckaerobics posted:

Popular twitch streamer Lirik is trying out the PTU for the first time in front of about 34k people right now.

Link?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Massive sale again in December, they must be hurting for money so bad.

AP fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Dec 16, 2015

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy

http://www.twitch.tv/lirik

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





loving Lando going straight QVC on the $30 starter packs.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Oh hey next year CIG is separating Squadron 42 and Star Citizen starting January 31st.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
There is not way not to see these actions ($30 Starter, Idris/Javelin limiteds, the upcoming Christmas sale) as a panic cash grab. It will work-- they'll buy more runway. But it looks like desperation.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Duckaerobics posted:

Popular twitch streamer Lirik is trying out the PTU for the first time in front of about 34k people right now.

You idiot. Every time you do this, someone gets to remind you to post a loving link.

http://www.twitch.tv/lirik

Anyway, there are more (34K) people watching him play the PU now, than there are (11K) watching the live stream. heh

D_Smart fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Dec 16, 2015

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Watch this he just crashed to desktop.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Aaaand crash.

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy
And he crashed before he could get to the ship he spawned.

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy
Reminder to watch his FPS and note he has THREE TitanX's and a super nice CPU (He was gifted an 8k computer by a sponsor).

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
Anyway, there are more (34K) people watching him play the PU now, than there are (11K) watching the live stream. heh

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The French Army! posted:

How the hell is this thread still averaging like 500+ posts a day?

All of the framework is done so we can post much faster now.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

G0RF posted:

There is not way not to see these actions ($30 Starter, Idris/Javelin limiteds, the upcoming Christmas sale) as a panic cash grab. It will work-- they'll buy more runway. But it looks like desperation.

It is. I already told y'all they were done. Wait.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Pity that they fail to mention how the UI is hosed since you can't actually read anything.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Aurra
Feb 3, 2006

D_Smart posted:

Anyway, there are more (34K) people watching him play the PU now, than there are (11K) watching the live stream. heh

I believe Lirik is the most popular streamer on Twitch. He has an enormous fanbase and is capable of making the most awful games look fun.

Right now he is asking why anyone would ever play this because there is nothing to do.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Aurra posted:

I believe Lirik is the most popular streamer on Twitch. He has an enormous fanbase and is capable of making the most awful games look fun.

Right now he is asking why anyone would ever play this because there is nothing to do.

Current Status: One crash, two account timeouts.

Looking great.

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