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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

spacing in vienna posted:

Felon, underage, or foreigner?

PMom is from Frenchie Canadaland

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PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

spacing in vienna posted:

So ... Mike Huckabee?

I'd have to think it's Chris Christie, right?

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

Max posted:

So you're a loser. Got it.

My friend, you have no idea how big a loser I am. :smith:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

spacing in vienna posted:

My friend, you have no idea how big a loser I am. :smith:

Will you follow a winner like me?

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Confirming! I am excited to be running for senator, I mean president.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

Max posted:

Will you follow a winner like me?

I will probably manage to gently caress that one up somehow. It's what I'm best at.

Alternately, I will follow anyone that pushes for mass carnage. Do you have a vig? What are your thoughts on Ted Cruz?

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

I'd have to think it's Chris Christie, right?

Oh, you're probably right. And it's weird that Anarc claimed Trump, because Max sure is doing a hell of a job RPing him.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

spacing in vienna posted:

Oh, you're probably right. And it's weird that Anarc claimed Trump, because Max sure is doing a hell of a job RPing him.

Don't get me wrong, Huckabee is a very fat man. But Christie is fatter and mean/low enough to make a big ol fart like in the gif.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

spacing in vienna posted:

Oh, you're probably right. And it's weird that Anarc claimed Trump, because Max sure is doing a hell of a job RPing him.

Anarc isn't Trump. And I'll vote for anyone that isn't Max. Literally anyone. Because you're all losers.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Anarc probably wanted to draw the real Trump out. I just don't think he knows what he's in for by doing that.

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Max posted:

Anarc probably wanted to draw the real Trump out. I just don't think he knows what he's in for by doing that.

But why? What do we gain by having Trump known?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
ANarc uses she/her

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:

I'd have to think it's Chris Christie, right?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

:nms:

:nms:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

EXAKT Science posted:

ANarc uses she/her

OK, I apologize for that.

But I don't know why we gain anything from knowing who Trump is, unless Anarc has a specific goal.

But anyway, Anarc's a loser, vote for her.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
I wish I was trump :( I'm actually Mike Huckabee :btroll:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

So you admit you're a loser and a liar?

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Me, Mike Huckabee, yes. Me, ANarc, no.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

You're not a loser or you're not a liar?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

I got the creepiest candidate of all, thanks CapnAndy!

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Hal Incandenza posted:

I got the creepiest candidate of all, thanks CapnAndy!

Santorum?

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I wonder if anyone is Romney.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Max posted:

Santorum?

Ted Cruz

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Someone here wants you dead.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Max posted:

Someone here wants you dead.

Come at me, wifey!

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Look, I'll vote for you if that's what will calm the loser caucus down.

But Anarc is a loser liar, so I'm voting for her.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Max posted:

Look, I'll vote for you if that's what will calm the loser caucus down.

But Anarc is a loser liar, so I'm voting for her.

I'm sure you have polls that back this up

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Look, any poll you look at that doesn't have Max right at the front is a poll made by a weak loser.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Who the gently caress is Piyush Jindal? I have never heard of this dude before

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

Hal Incandenza posted:

Come at me, wifey!

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

*runs at Ted Cruz, fists flying, looking like rage itself .......

pummels at Ted Cruz with weak, pitiful hands .....

screams and pisses self and collapses in a weak ball of failure, sobbing and dripping snot all over the floor.*




I forgot that my character is a huge loving loser and can't succeed at this suicide mission I have set for myself. :smith:

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

He goes by Bobby. He was the former governor of Louisiana.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

imgay posted:

Who the gently caress is Piyush Jindal? I have never heard of this dude before

This clip is all you need to know.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

Hal Incandenza posted:

Come at me, wifey!

Hey, Hal, how do you feel about suicide pacts? And ways to obtain weapons in which to carry them out?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

spacing in vienna posted:

Hey, Hal, how do you feel about suicide pacts? And ways to obtain weapons in which to carry them out?

Suicide is unconstitutional, sorry. But I'm all for access to weapons!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Hey spacing, you're confirmed town, who should I shoot?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
wait did this game even start yet?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
oh wait i am bad at read

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Yes it did!

Does anyone know how I can get that live votecount image to put in the OP from votefinder

never mind I found it!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
##vote max

acting like a Trump

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

CapitalistPig posted:

##vote max

acting like a Trump

WTF is this?

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