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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Todd Starnes held his yearly Todd Starnes All-American Christmas on Fox News. For anyone who hasn't seen one of these, they're pretty much the worst thing in the world. It's the most panderingest of lame identity politics. "Hey y'all, I know this isn't cool with those liberals, but out in real America we have an old fashioned country Christmas." (New country Christmas song comes on) (Some people do a jig or some poo poo) (Invisible phone rings on speaker system) "I wonder who might be callin y'all?" (It's Sarah plain here to tell you liberals don't like Christmas) That's from memory of a previous year but yeah goddam
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Todd Starnes held his yearly Todd Starnes All-American Christmas on Fox News. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/6vkgmf/upright-citizens-brigade-cakewalk-winner CITY MOUSE DON'T TAKE MY CHEESE
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Dec 22, 2015 17:36
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Todd Starnes held his yearly Todd Starnes All-American Christmas on Fox News. Hee Haw revival not looking so hot. Well, in case some of you youngsters don't get the reference p.s. Laugh-In was 20x funnier
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Dec 22, 2015 17:40
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So Christmas is still happening this year? We lost the war again, right?
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Dec 22, 2015 18:48
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Dec 22, 2015 18:50
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I feel like we need to start giving pushback to this Real America poo poo. These backwards hee haw traitors tried t quit the drat country before
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Dec 22, 2015 18:51
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Todd Starnes is 48, I'm going to say that he doesn't make it past 55 from a heart attack
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Dec 22, 2015 18:53
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Wouldn't an All-American Christmas kind of have to drop uhh... you know... Christ?
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Dec 22, 2015 18:55
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Whole lotta honkys in here.
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Dec 22, 2015 18:58
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Next year I am going to host Mr. Abortion's Immigrant Kwanzaa Sodomiracle
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7c Nickel posted:Wouldn't an All-American Christmas kind of have to drop uhh... you know... Christ? #Christwasn'tAmerican seems like a great hashtag to piss people off with.
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Dec 22, 2015 18:59
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:Whole lotta honkys in here. Notice where that the one black guy with a uniform like all the white guys in front is. (I know that's a terrible sentence grammatically)
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Dec 22, 2015 19:00
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The Ape of Naples posted:#Christwasn'tAmerican seems like a great hashtag to piss people off with. He was a white dude in the Middle East saying he was better than everyone and telling the locals what to do. He's American as gently caress
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Dec 22, 2015 19:01
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Mel Mudkiper posted:He was a white dude in the Middle East saying he was better than everyone and telling the locals what to do. He also helped the sick and surrendered to Italians so...
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Dec 22, 2015 19:03
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Is Todd Starnes married? widowed? What's his deal? He really gives off a really creepy vibe.BiggerBoat posted:So Christmas is still happening this year? We lost the war again, right? Todd Starnes was bitching about kids "FORCED" to sign a song that Muslims sing during ramadan during a holiday play in Minnesota. (while leaving a tiny, tiny side note that the children also sang Jewish and Christian songs) You know...a half way intelligent person with no agenda would have at least called who organized the play and then called a person of the muslim faith to ask their opinions on it. Todd of course...is not intelligent. Mel Mudkiper posted:I feel like we need to start giving pushback to this Real America poo poo. Dude was bitching about the fact that NASCAR was giving out American flag at Daytona this year after the shootings in South Carolina. He then proceeded to whine that NASCAR was going to start running prius's and other things to bend to the wills of liberals. The thing is? NASCAR already has been using Prius's as pace cars since 2007 or so. They also have an entire marketing campaign about how "Green" they are. So he pretty much just admitted he's never been to a NASCAR race or watched one on TV.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:06
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Mel Mudkiper posted:He was a white dude in the Middle East saying he was better than everyone and telling the locals what to do. Jesus wasn't white though. He was a local.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:16
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Honorary white.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:23
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icantfindaname posted:tech/open source people have always had this bizarre political theory which tends towards hardcore ancap libertarianism in the real world, but socialism in the world of computer stuff. i wonder why that could be It's been my observation that with the exception of the oil industry and financial services, everyone is left leaning on the things they have a personal familiarity with, but some of them are right-leaning on everything else.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:25
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Jesus wasn't white though. He was a local. I don't know man, I've definitely heard otherwise.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:33
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Jesus wasn't white though. He was a local. really dude
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Dec 22, 2015 19:37
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Todd Starnes held his yearly Todd Starnes All-American Christmas on Fox News. So when do they pull out their AR-15s and march on the capitol to trigger the new Civil War?
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Dec 22, 2015 19:47
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Todd Starnes held his yearly Todd Starnes All-American Christmas on Fox News. When will this hyphenated American nonsense end.
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Dec 22, 2015 19:53
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loving finally been waiting for a Dead Snow sequel forever
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Dec 22, 2015 19:59
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swampland posted:loving finally been waiting for a Dead Snow sequel forever https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Snow:_Red_vs._Dead
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Dec 22, 2015 20:06
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What's so "Christmasy" about the military anyway? I know when I reflect on the birth of Christ, I picture guys in uniform carrying loaded weapons and bombs falling from airplanes.
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Dec 22, 2015 20:24
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BiggerBoat posted:What's so "Christmasy" about the military anyway? I know when I reflect on the birth of Christ, I picture guys in uniform carrying loaded weapons and bombs falling from airplanes. And Roman centurions. Nothing more christian than that.
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Dec 22, 2015 20:54
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BiggerBoat posted:What's so "Christmasy" about the military anyway? I know when I reflect on the birth of Christ, I picture guys in uniform carrying loaded weapons and bombs falling from airplanes. They spent all their time fantasizing about Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' In reality, on the 24th of 1944, the US Military counterattacked to relieve the siege of Bastogne, so yeah it was not peaceful.
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Dec 22, 2015 20:57
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And there were nuts involved.
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Dec 22, 2015 21:12
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swampland posted:loving finally been waiting for a Dead Snow sequel forever I don't care what anyone says, that was a hilarious movie.
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Dec 22, 2015 21:16
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Both Todd Starnes and Frank Luntz are unmarried
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Dec 22, 2015 21:54
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I'm a fan of the theory that since Jesus was a virgin birth there was no father to pass on Y chromosomes. He was born with only X. Jesus was born a woman and became a man. Trans Jesus.
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Dec 22, 2015 22:06
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Luminous Obscurity posted:How can these guys open their mouths without getting punched in the face every thirty seconds? Like I get that being as obnoxious as humanly possible can probably make you some money or w/e, but it doesn't seem like a very safe/healthy plan. You think these people interact with anyone who isn't either old and white or agrees with their politics 100%? icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Dec 22, 2015 |
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Dec 22, 2015 22:11
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Oh cool someone else is moving into Glenn Beck's genre of manic Christian drug trip stage productions. Any miracles occur at this one?
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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:I'm a fan of the theory that since Jesus was a virgin birth there was no father to pass on Y chromosomes. He was born with only X. Jesus was born a woman and became a man. No he was born male so his y chromosome was 100% magic God genes. Otherwise he was a clone of Mary. Our Savior is a GMO
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McDowell posted:No he was born male so his y chromosome was 100% magic God genes. Otherwise he was a clone of Mary. Slap a beard on a painting of Mary and tell me that Jesus ain't a clone of her.
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Dec 22, 2015 22:55
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The fact that the choir soldiers are dressed up in WW2 uniforms makes me wonder if there's a sparkle of awareness present in the "fighting for our freedom" trope. Yea it is as loving bummer little Johnny is spending Xmas in a desert/jungle/frozen hell, maybe you should stop loving sending him there.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Todd Starnes is 48, I'm going to say that he doesn't make it past 55 from a heart attack His story is kind of sad but he's also such a shitbag it's impossible to feel any sympathy. http://www1.cbn.com/700club/todd-starnes-lose-weight-or-die quote:After high school, Todd started his jounalism career in Georgia. Soon, he was offered a job as the news director for a radio station in Sacramento, California. By the time he was 37, Todd weighed over 300 pounds. In 2005, Todd had difficulty getting out of bed. He was exhausted and a cough he had got progressively worse. X-rays and an examination revealed he had an enlarged heart. His aortic valve was defective which required open-heart surgery to repair. Todd also needed to lose weight because the extra weight was putting additional strain on his heart. Not only was Todd faced with open-heart surgery, but he was forced to make other decisions, like losing weight and living a healthy life. Doctors said if he didn’t, then he wouldn’t live long, even with a new heart valve. This is a man who claims that gays don't deserve basic human rights because they live an immoral and unhealthy lifestyle. He was literally told by his doctor to stop being such a fat gently caress or he would die and he ignored the advise.
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MaxxBot posted:His story is kind of sad but he's also such a shitbag it's impossible to feel any sympathy. Wait so when literally given the choice between not stuffing his face with Nutter Butters or death he went, "gently caress YOU DOC YA LIBERAL OMPHGLOMPH" 
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Dec 22, 2015 23:49
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codenameFANGIO posted:Wait so when literally given the choice between not stuffing his face with Nutter Butters or death he went, "gently caress YOU DOC YA LIBERAL OMPHGLOMPH" I think he lost the weight for a bit but put it back on later, kinda like Huckabee.
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codenameFANGIO posted:Wait so when literally given the choice between not stuffing his face with Nutter Butters or death he went, "gently caress YOU DOC YA LIBERAL OMPHGLOMPH" No, he took it to heart, lost a ton of weight, and then gained it all back E: it says it the article. He lost more than a hundred pounds.
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