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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Alaois posted:

if I'm remembering the right podcast, the Sword and Scale guy seems to be deathly afraid of schizophrenic people and, ironically enough, is super paranoid that at any moment he'll be skinned alive and gutted by one

i'm honestly never sure how much of sword and scale is mike boudet being an idiot and how much is him amping it up and doing a super lurid true crime show

i mean, he told a lady he didn't know what 420 was in one episode.

Sarcopenia posted:

No, no, no you guys. the worst loving episode of "Sword and Scale" was the one without no loving warning that starts of with a guy talking about how he choked and sexually abused his young son.

actually it's the one that's 30 minutes of text-to-speech readings of chatlogs between people talking about raping, murdering, and eating babies

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WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran
I mentioned earlier in the thread about a year ago that the subject of Sword and Stone episode 14 was a friend of mine. We were hoping maybe some attention paid to her case would result is some new info and possibly some clues/progress, but that didn't happen.

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
The new Netflix series, Making a Murderer, is probably going to be enjoyed by many people in this thread.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Literally The Worst posted:

actually it's the one that's 30 minutes of text-to-speech readings of chatlogs between people talking about raping, murdering, and eating babies
That episode was dumb as hell. Reading out people talking about their hosed up fetishes on the internet isn't true crime, it's The F Plus or Weekend Web played for shock rather than laughs. Maybe I just have a poor opinion of the internet but it wasn't interesting or insightful to know it's full of people jerking off to horrible poo poo.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

That episode was dumb as hell. Reading out people talking about their hosed up fetishes on the internet isn't true crime, it's The F Plus or Weekend Web played for shock rather than laughs. Maybe I just have a poor opinion of the internet but it wasn't interesting or insightful to know it's full of people jerking off to horrible poo poo.

lmao if you think true crime is supposed to be insightful as opposed to lurid tabloid poo poo with the barest veneer of respectability

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Eh, be lurid or insightful or anything in between, just don't paste a Weekend Web into a text-to-speech program and call it done. I know it's a free podcast but dude phoned it in massively both in content and delivery. Maybe he was sick.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
I love Sword and Scale for all the same reasons young me loved Carmageddon 2

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

fwiw this wasn't the right episode that guy was talking about but this was fascinating anyway so thanks for posting it

Dirty Deeds Thunderchief
Dec 12, 2006

fun hater posted:

fwiw this wasn't the right episode that guy was talking about but this was fascinating anyway so thanks for posting it

I'm pretty sure it is, though?

"I liked the recent one about the porn image board with mercenaries, or whatever the hell that was."

That's what the entire episode for Lake City Quiet Pills is about.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
http://specialreports.dailydot.com/how-to-destroy-an-american-family

Teen hacker destroys a dude and his family's lives over absolutely nothing.

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
oh i see what happened, the wrong post got quoted. still thanks! i liked listening to it.
unnerving if you get weirded out by fundamentalist satanists who may or may not have bad-weird sex lives but jack parson's life, beliefs and death were a wild loving ride from start to finish. RUMOR HAS IT that after his death, a black box was found containing videos of parsons having sex with his mother and dogs.

here's a dollop episode about him

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

fun hater posted:

oh i see what happened, the wrong post got quoted. still thanks! i liked listening to it.
unnerving if you get weirded out by fundamentalist satanists who may or may not have bad-weird sex lives but jack parson's life, beliefs and death were a wild loving ride from start to finish. RUMOR HAS IT that after his death, a black box was found containing videos of parsons having sex with his mother and dogs.

here's a dollop episode about him

and he went on to write for our very own Something Awful front page!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Sarcopenia posted:

http://specialreports.dailydot.com/how-to-destroy-an-american-family

Teen hacker destroys a dude and his family's lives over absolutely nothing.

Good to know that lizard squad is doing actual, straight-up evil, instead of just being sorta jerks.

Crazy that this dude isn't in prison forever

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Cumslut1895 posted:

and he went on to write for our very own Something Awful front page!

That's Zack parsons, and the most unnerving thing he did was write a book that was ostensibly about weird online subcultures but was actually a dumb fiction book about the topic that he never bothered to admit

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Aesop Poprock posted:

That's Zack parsons, and the most unnerving thing he did was write a book that was ostensibly about weird online subcultures but was actually a dumb fiction book about the topic that he never bothered to admit

what

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

That's Zack parsons, and the most unnerving thing he did was write a book that was ostensibly about weird online subcultures but was actually a dumb fiction book about the topic that he never bothered to admit

What is a 'joke'?!?!?!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Literally The Worst posted:

actually it's the one that's 30 minutes of text-to-speech readings of chatlogs between people talking about raping, murdering, and eating babies

No, it's the one after that where he calls some friend of his on the phone and does more of that as a hilarious joke

that goes on and loving on

joxxuh
May 20, 2011

fun hater posted:

oh i see what happened, the wrong post got quoted. still thanks! i liked listening to it.
unnerving if you get weirded out by fundamentalist satanists who may or may not have bad-weird sex lives but jack parson's life, beliefs and death were a wild loving ride from start to finish. RUMOR HAS IT that after his death, a black box was found containing videos of parsons having sex with his mother and dogs.

here's a dollop episode about him

The rotten dot com library also has a nice (work safe, even) writeup on this guy: http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/mad-science/jack-parsons/

I think lots of articles on that site are fitting of this thread really.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Cumslut1895 posted:

What is a 'joke'?!?!?!

You may want to investigate the answer to this question before you post again.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

How many of you live in Oregon? How many of you have heard of the cascadia fault line? How many know it's due for a major earthquake and tsunami? Like any day to 40 years from now soon? How would you like to be that Cassandra who keeps trying to make it safer but run against human nature to not do anything?

"The last person I met with in the Pacific Northwest was Doug Dougherty, the superintendent of schools for Seaside, which lies almost entirely within the tsunami-inundation zone. Of the four schools that Dougherty oversees, with a total student population of sixteen hundred, one is relatively safe. The others sit five to fifteen feet above sea level. When the tsunami comes, they will be as much as forty-five feet below it.

In 2009, Dougherty told me, he found some land for sale outside the inundation zone, and proposed building a new K-12 campus there. Four years later, to foot the hundred-and-twenty-eight-million-dollar bill, the district put up a bond measure. The tax increase for residents amounted to two dollars and sixteen cents per thousand dollars of property value. The measure failed by sixty-two per cent. Dougherty tried seeking help from Oregon’s congressional delegation but came up empty. The state makes money available for seismic upgrades, but buildings within the inundation zone cannot apply. At present, all Dougherty can do is make sure that his students know how to evacuate.

Some of them, however, will not be able to do so. At an elementary school in the community of Gearhart, the children will be trapped. “They can’t make it out from that school,” Dougherty said. “They have no place to go.” On one side lies the ocean; on the other, a wide, roadless bog. When the tsunami comes, the only place to go in Gearhart is a small ridge just behind the school. At its tallest, it is forty-five feet high—lower than the expected wave in a full-margin earthquake. For now, the route to the ridge is marked by signs that say “Temporary Tsunami Assembly Area.” I asked Dougherty about the state’s long-range plan. “There is no long-range plan,” he said."

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

“There is no long-range plan,” he said."

Well, you need blood to determine the blood cost, that's just basic logic!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

and of course if you live in dallas you know you're doomed when the lewisville dam inevitably gives way

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Coming of the Dallas Enema.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

DandyLion posted:

Well, you need blood to determine the blood cost, that's just basic logic!

To be fair the whole town is in an abduction zone.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010


Mulder, that says subduction zone. Subduction. There's a difference.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

House Louse posted:

Mulder, that says subduction zone. Subduction. There's a difference.

Scully there's being a skeptic and then there's just being a bitch. You've personally seen aliens like 20 times at least

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Excerpt from Ed Zuckerman's early 1980's book The Day After World War III

http://aliciapatterson.org/stories/corporate-civil-defense

quote:


HUTCHINSON, Kan. -Six hundred and fifty feet beneath the Kansas prairie, in a mined-out section of a working salt mine, a man in a gray plaid suit sits at a telex machine typing out and receiving messages. This is only a test-the man comes to the salt mine two times a year for a communications drill. But if a nuclear attack had been launched against the United States, the messages he is sending and receiving would be devoted to re-establishing the services of the Federal Reserve Bank in the devastated country.

"A nuclear attack would be awful," says John Nolan, the emergency preparedness coordinator for the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City, who is running the test in the salt mine. "But there will be survivors. We know that."

And the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City, along with the rest of the Federal Reserve System, has made preparations to provide financial services for those survivors.

"The mechanisms are set up to process checks and provide currency," said Marvin Mothersead, vice president of the bank in Kansas City. "The basic functions to keep society moving are provided for."

Whether it makes any sense to plan for processing checks after a nuclear war is a matter of some debate. "The social fabric upon which human existence depends would be irreparably damaged [by a nuclear war]," asserted the International Physicans for the Prevention of Nuclear War, a multinational group of medical researchers, after its first congress in Virginia early this year.

On the other side of the argument, a consultant's report prepared in 1979 for the Federal Emergency Management Agency asserted, "Years of research have failed to reveal any single factor that would preclude recovery from nuclear attack," and federal civil defense planners have for years urged financial institutions and other corporations to make plans for nuclear war survival and recovery.

"Emergency preparedness is directed not only toward physical survival but also toward preservation of the basic values of the Nation," says the National Plan for Emergency Preparedness, which was issued in 1964 and is now being revised. "Consequently every effort should be made to ... continue a basically free economy and private operation of industry, subject to governmental regulation only to the extent necessary to the public interest."

A series of federal directives dating back to the 1950s spell out the responsibilities of banks after a nuclear attack. Many of those directives are contained in a red loose-leaf binder marked "Emergency Operating Letters and Bulletins" that the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City has sent to every commercial bank in its district. One bulletin instructs banks to continue selling U.S. Savings Bonds "in a time of national emergency as every source of funds available will be required to finance the Federal Government." Banks are also advised that, if they need cash "during the immediate postattack period," they should raise funds by borrowing against government securities they hold rather than trying to sell the securities in an "unfavorable market."

The red binder includes lists of banks in the Kansas City federal reserve district that will distribute currency and serve as check agents "in the event that the regular Federal Reserve banking facilities are rendered inoperable by enemy attack. " To make that circumstance less likely, however, the bank has designated its branches at Oklahoma City, Omaha and Denver to take over (in that order) if the Kansas City head office is destroyed. In the Kansas City building itself, huge basement vaults have been earmarked to serve as fallout shelters, and supplies of dehydrated food, water, medicines, cots and gas masks have been laid in. Finally, there is the fallback office 650 feet beneath Kansas.
Subterranean Warehouse

The underground office is a room about 20 feet wide and 60 feet long with two walls of plasterboard, one wall of cinder blocks and one wall of whitewashed salt. It is leased from Underground Vaults and Storage, a vast subterranean warehouse operating within the mine of the Carey Salt Company in Hutchinson, Kansas.

"Our emergency operating center used to be in Topeka," John Nolan said over a lunch of heated TV dinners in the UVS employee dining room. "But in 1961 the government ran a test exercise, and the results showed Topeka being hit pretty hard by the Russians. We went to the Department of Defense for targeting information and decided Hutchinson was not a high-risk area.

The bank's quarters in UVS are equipped with 14 steel desks, an assortment of antiquated typewriters and handoperated calculating machines, a ham radio and the telex machine that Nolan used to contact the relocation centers of the other 11 federal reserve regions, most of which are also underground. As he typed on it, a Muzak version of "Moon River" was piped in by a speaker in the ceiling.

Adjoining the office is a vault filled with microfiche copies of bank records, a fresh batch of which is sent down every day. "We used to send a team down here during the tests to reconstruct the records to see if it could be done, " Nolan said. "We stopped doing it because of budget cutbacks, but it always worked."

Elsewhere in the mine, the bank has stockpiled enough food and other supplies to provide for 400 bank employees and family members for two weeks. The bank employees have been selected and represent every bank department. (One secretary was taken off the list by Nolan because she admitted to being claustrophobic.) They are supposed to rush to Hutchinson, which is 225 miles from Kansas City, upon receiving early warning of a nuclear crisis from the federal government.

What if there's not time for everybody to make it?

"There's a junior college here," Nolan said. "In a war situation, we could acquire people and equipment from it."

And what if there's not time for anybody to make it?

"We'll just go down to the basement of the Kansas City building. But the records will be safe here anyway."

As a quasi-governmental agency, the Federal Reserve Bank is held to strict standards of nuclear war preparedness, but the government encourages private businesses as well to make emergency plans. "Every industrial facility should be prepared to cope with the hazards and disasters of today's complex world," advises the federal civil defense agency's Disaster Planning Guide for Business and Industry. It notes that "storms, fires, explosions, sabotage, civil disturbances, and possible nuclear attack all pose continuing threats," and it advises corporations to protect vital records, write out emergency management succession lists, establish alternate headquarters and make other disaster preparations.

Two decades ago, at the height of the Cold War and civil defense consciousness, such advice was widely followed. Employees of Shell Oil in the Houston area were issued yellow wallet cards listing the phone numbers of emergency reporting centers "established as a means for you to contact the Company in case of a nuclear attack..." (Space was left on the back of the card for the employee's blood type.)

In the same era, Standard Oil of New Jersey set up an emergency headquarters in a former rest home in Westchester County 30 miles from Manhattan. According to an admiring account in the December 1958 issue of Fortune, the beds in the 50 bedrooms were kept made up at all times, and provisions included a hospital room and a locker full of Scotch.

Since then, interest in civil defense has waned among some corporations. "I had one of those cards," recalls Don Baron of Shell's office of corporate records management. "I had it till it wore out, I suppose." In 1975, Baron presided over the closing down of a three-level emergency company headquarters inside Iron Mountain in upstate New York that included bedrooms, a dining room and, according to one company publication, a "home-like" kitchen. "Our basic philosophy changed in the late 1960s," Baron said. "We don't feel it's practical to protect against something that can't be protected against." Shell does, however, maintain a vital records storage facility in Louisiana. "Records that will maintain the integrity of the company will be safeguarded in an area outside the holocaust," Baron said. "And the records can be reconstructed if someone survives."

Standard Oil of New Jersey, now known as Exxon, still takes steps to improve the chance that someone will survive, and that that someone will be an officer of Exxon. "The Westchester site no longer exists," an Exxon spokeswoman said, "but Exxon does have contingency plans that would relocate key executives at various locations some distance from New York City. I was not told where they are. The security department is very cautious about this."

Exxon's corporate bylaws take pains to insure that any executives who do survive a nuclear attack will be legally qualified to conduct business. Section 4 of Article 11, which "shall be operative during any emergency in the conduct of the business of the corporation resulting from an attack on the United States or any nuclear or atomic disaster or from imminent threat of such an attack or disaster," authorizes the board of directors to relocate company headquarters, to operate with a reduced quorum, and to make up that quorum if necessary with designated stand-ins "who are known to be alive and available to act."

More companies may soon reverse the trend away from civil defense, partly in response to reports in recent years that the Soviet Union's civil defense system is prepared to safeguard factory workers and machinery. "Soviet measures for protecting the work force, critical equipment, and supplies and for limiting damage from secondary effects [of nuclear explosions] could contribute to maintaining and restoring production after an attack," the Director of Central Intelligence reported in a public statement in 1978. He concluded, however, that ‘those measures ... for the protection of the economy could not prevent massive damage."

Nevertheless, a study conducted by the Boeing Corporation and published this year asserts that "industrial protection of U.S. industry is technically feasible and could be implemented at a reasonable cost." The Boeing researchers arrived at that conclusion after such experiments as building two mock factories at a Defense Nuclear Agency test site. The factories were stocked with used drill presses and other industrial equipment. In one of the buildings, the equipment was packed in protective material and then buried in dirt. The building was partially buried too. Then a non-nuclear explosion equivalent to 100 tons of TNT was ignited. The equipment in the unprotected factory was blown to bits, but the buried equipment was repaired after four days' work.

The study concluded that a significant percentage of American industrial capacity could be protected from nuclear destruction if factories would take the time now for some advance planning, training, and stockpiling of protective materials to be hurriedly wheeled out in an extreme international crisis. Boeing itself, however, according to a company spokeswoman, has not taken those precautions.


One company that has long taken seriously the idea of "hardening" its facilities against nuclear attack is AT&T. "In the mid-1960s" said Art Ammon, network operations manager of AT&T's Long Lines department, "we were installing a lot of interstate cable facilities, and we constructed a number of underground buildings. We were consciously trying to build plant [facilities] that would survive."

In addition to underground operating and relocation centers, AT&T buried much of its long distance cable four feet deep. Key transcontinental cables were routed around major cities that would be prime Soviet targets, and selected microwave towers were specially strengthened.

"In recent years," Ammon said, "as has been the case everywhere, we have relaxed to a certain extent. Now the whole issue is being reexamined. We have gone out and surveyed every one of our relocation centers, and we're working on a set of recommendations for all the Bell companies. The system is not in disarray; we're talking about some fine-tuning. We may even be making some improvements in Netcong."

Netcong, New Jersey, is the site of AT&T's National Emergency Control Center. Located 15 miles north of the Long Lines operations center in Bedminster and 40 miles from corporate headquarters in New York City, Netcong is marked on the surface only by a modest yellow brick building the size of a large garage. Visitors are buzzed in through two doors, walk down four flights and then pass through two heavy vault doors that open automatically one at a time (and could leave an unwelcome visitor stranded in the dead space between them).

Netcong works every day as a switching and control center for long distance calls, which pass rapidly and silently through banks of 11-foot-tall multiplex switching units. The units are hung from the ceiling by heavy steel springs and tethered to the floor with thick rubber bands. If the building were struck by a massive blast wave, the rubber bands would snap and the switching equipment would swing, cushioned by the springs, from the ceiling.

All of the equipment at Netcong is shock-mounted, including the toilets, and the building is stocked with enough food, fuel and other supplies to run for a month cut off from the outside world.

Before being cut off, however, plans are for it to be staffed by personnel from the Bedminster operations center down the road and by top corporate executives. The Bedminster staff would take over a large and now unpopulated room that is equipped with desks, phones, computer terminals and everything else needed to monitor and route calls through the nation's long distance telephone network, or what is left of it. An adjoining large open office lined with plain steel desks is reserved for corporate executives. "It's rather spartan," admits Netcong Operations Manager Gene Koppenhaver, "but hopefully we'll never have to use it."

But there are some minor perquisites of rank even at Netcong. A small office next to the emergency control center contains two desks only. One bears a nameplate reading, "Chairman of the Board-Mr. Brown." The second-and slightly smaller -desk's nameplate reads, "President AT&T-Mr. Ellinghaus."

The nameplates are kept up to date.



Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Nckdictator posted:

Excerpt from Ed Zuckerman's early 1980's book The Day After World War III

http://aliciapatterson.org/stories/corporate-civil-defense






Oh thank God I'll still be able to get turned down for mortgage refinancing after the nuclear holocaust.

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

quote:

"Our emergency operating center used to be in Topeka," John Nolan said over a lunch of heated TV dinners in the UVS employee dining room. "But in 1961 the government ran a test exercise, and the results showed Topeka being hit pretty hard by the Russians. We went to the Department of Defense for targeting information and decided Hutchinson was not a high-risk area.
Cut to some schlub in a small dimly-lit room with Russian-language military posters on the wall, flipping from bookmark to bookmark, noting the names of cities and towns circled in the text, and entering their locations into targeting forms on a green-screen terminal after looking them up in a dog-eared copy of the 1978 Rand McNally Road Atlas and Travel Guide for the United States, Canada and Mexico.

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Lazlo Nibble posted:

Cut to some schlub in a small dimly-lit room with Russian-language military posters on the wall, flipping from bookmark to bookmark, noting the names of cities and towns circled in the text, and entering their locations into targeting forms on a green-screen terminal after looking them up in a dog-eared copy of the 1978 Rand McNally Road Atlas and Travel Guide for the United States, Canada and Mexico.

I've always had the same thought: if you're really concerned about the Russians (or whoever) wiping you off the map, surely you understand they will look for where you move any of the critical facilities, even if it's out of town?

Meanwhile, Merry Christmas, here's a thread about dead bodies:


http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151008-the-graveyard-in-the-clouds-everests-200-dead-bodies posted:

No one knows exactly how many bodies remain on Mount Everest today, but there are certainly more than 200. Climbers and Sherpas lie tucked into crevasses, buried under avalanche snow and exposed on catchment basin slopes – their limbs sun-bleached and distorted. Most are concealed from view, but some are familiar fixtures on the route to Everest’s summit.

...

“Climbing Everest looks like a big joke today,” says Captain MS Kohli, a mountaineer who in 1965 led India’s first successful expedition to summit Mount Everest. “It absolutely does not resemble the old days when there were adventures, challenges and exploration. It’s just physically going up with the help of others.”

...

In 2010, Geert van Hurck, an amateur climber from Belgium, was making his way up Everest’s north side when he came across a “coloured mass” on the ground. Realising it was a climber, Van Hurck quickly approached, eager to offer any help he could. That was when he saw the bag. Someone had placed a plastic bag over the man’s face to prevent birds from pecking out his eyes.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
RIP that Canadian woman who prepped for Everest by photoshopping herself into photos of mountains.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

C.M. Kruger posted:

RIP that Canadian woman who prepped for Everest by photoshopping herself into photos of mountains.

Yeah, her website was full of pictures of her photoshopped in front of random mountains and snowy scenery, including Lake Louise, which has wheelchair access. Everest was the first mountain she ever climbed.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Yeah, her website was full of pictures of her photoshopped in front of random mountains and snowy scenery, including Lake Louise, which has wheelchair access. Everest was the first mountain she ever climbed.

Her training regimen was walking around her neighbourhood with a backpack of rocks which kind of pales in comparison to climbing a mountain, carrying heavier baggage and wearing heavy gear, while slowly dying of hypoxia.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

outlier posted:

I've always had the same thought: if you're really concerned about the Russians (or whoever) wiping you off the map, surely you understand they will look for where you move any of the critical facilities, even if it's out of town?

They move the facilities out more for two reasons:
1. Non-critical stuff isn't going to be targeted except in a truly apocalyptic exchange if it requires diverting strike assets from more important targets. This means that if your stuff is 25km from an extant strike target, it's more likely to get hit deliberately than if its 100km out or more.
2. Spreading out forces the enemy to either use more nukes or use them more carefully. Less centralization of assets in a time of nuclear attack means more assets will, necessarily, survive. If all your stuff is in a city or a strike area, it's gone whether the Russians care or not. If it's not, and they don't care, that material is still in play in the aftermatth.

Truly critical facilities tend to instead get moved not necessarily out, but into positions that will hold up to attack - or at least, which have a strong likelihood of doing so - or to remain in place with whatever can be done to protect them. It's an excellent book and I can't recommend it enough.

JibbaJabberwocky
Aug 14, 2010

I watched Coldwater on Netflix the other day and it made me think about some of the articles I'd read about private reform programs for troubled youth in the past. It's a pretty engaging film and while it's decidedly fictional, some of the content is based on true events. If you watch the film you'll see parallels between the story of Coldwater and the deaths of Gina Score and Nicholaus Contreraz as well as events at Tierra Blanca and Dozier (which was state funded).

So lets set the scene, you're a troubled child. Maybe you hung with the wrong crowd and got involved in drugs. Maybe you were sexually abused as a child or you have an undiagnosed mental illness. Maybe you're parents don't like the fact that you're gay or maybe you don't get along with your new stepmother. Essentially your parents see you a a 'problem' and they think they've found a good tough love solution that will straighten you out with good old-fashioned discipline. Your parents can pay a private organization to send men into your room in the middle of the night. These men will handcuff you and forcibly remove you from your home while you're crying and screaming. Maybe you'll be placed in a van and driven to the facility in the US or maybe you'll be put on an airplane and sent to a 'school' in Central or South America but regardless of where you end up the program is subject to little if ANY government oversight. Your parents wont know what's happening to you, will be told not to believe anything you say, and you will be prevented from contacting them in any way that isn't controlled by the facility. You'll be stuck at that facility until you either internalize all of the mental and physical abuse and follow the program to completion, your parents pull you out willingly against program advice, or you reach the age of 18.

It's probably not surprising that there is a lot of abuse, neglect, and avoidable deaths associated with programs like these. Most of the staff are uneducated and poorly trained, there are few if any mental health and medical personnel on site, and they usually follow a regime of weird behavior change techniques, brainwashing, and torture tactics to get children to conform. The good news is that a lot of these facilities have been closed down but thousands of children had to be abused for those programs to close. I think all of the WWASP programs abroad were closed after allegations of child abuse. However many abusive programs are still open and functioning within the US and there is little to no oversight of these programs by the government and even less oversight when the program is considered a 'religious school'. Frequently authorities choose to disbelieve children who come forward with allegations of abuse.

quote:

“Every time I’d have a seizure, they’d punish me for it,” he says. “I woke up one day outside in the dirt with a terrible headache, and I asked one of the other students, ‘Why am I in the dirt? Why am I hurting so bad?’ And he said that I’d had a seizure, and one of the staff members told me to stop faking or he was going to kick me in the head. I was having a seizure, and I wasn’t coherent, so he came and kicked me in the head. I was still having a seizure, so he decided to throw me off the porch.
Account from Tierra Blanca (still in operation)

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"Harold gets this little thing called a Kubaton off his keychain. It’s made out of titanium but long, probably eight inches long by two centimeters in diameter. Every time Morgan is not sitting flat on the post, he starts hitting him on the head with it. This kid is getting beaten over the head with the baton for like an hour and a half. So we wake up in the morning and Morgan’s head is about twice the size as it was the day before. His eyes are swollen completely shut. He just looked like an alien. He couldn’t even walk without someone helping him."
Account from Tierra Blanca

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I had learned over the years I've spent in "programs" that it's best to use the "smile & nod" tactic, so I made "upper levels" fast. The "upper levels" kind of run the programs. They help with the seminars also. I was helping staff a seminar of kids around 13, 14, 15 years old.One of the processes they do is called "numbers" where they give you a "number" like "spoiled brat" or "tough guy."Well, this 14 year old girl was given the title "Daddy's Slut" because her father had raped & molested her, but she would not tell anyone. Me and another "upper" were "assigned" to this girl, our jobs were to make her "run her number" then teach her to recognize it, and snap out of it.Well, she did not want to "run her number" and me and the other "upper level" did not know exactly what to do.The seminar leader came over & talked to us and he told the other "upper" to pull out his penis and wave it at her.And he wanted me to say some really horrible things to the girl, like "You're a slut. Nothing but a slut!" "You know you want it!" etc., etc.I refused to do it again, but the seminar leader made me stand there and watch as he and the other "upper level" went through it.All this time the girl was crying & shaking and...she was looking at me for help and I couldn't do poo poo. I couldn't do nothing but close my eyes! I couldn't do nothing as they abused this girl. I can't imagine what her dreams are like now.
Account from Casa by the Sea WWASP facility

There are a lot of great longform articles to read on this topic from many different sources:
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/08/when-wilderness-boot-camps-take-tough-love-too-far/375582/
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2000/11/camp-fear
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/08/new-bethany-ifb-teen-homes-abuse
http://projects.huffingtonpost.com/prisoners-of-profit

And some sites with good news article links or personal accounts:
http://www.nospank.net/boot.htm
http://wwaspdiaries.com/
http://www.helpsavetroubledteens.com/our-stories.html (highly recommend this one, an archive of WWASP personal acounts)

I focused primarily on privately run facilities in this post but state run reform institutions like Dozier have also come under fire for abusing children. There are also cases of the state sending children to for-profit facilities where conditions are abysmal and in many ways similar to conditions seen in WWASP and youth boot camp facilities. Recently cases have come to light where Judges were paid off to send troubled youth to these private child-prisons despite accusations of abuse and mistreatment.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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The St. Francis Dam collapse
In the early 1920s, Los Angeles was in desperate need of water. The population was increasing fast, and people who didn't like the Owens Valley water grab (California Water Wars; see also Chinatown) kept blowing up the Los Angeles Aqueduct. William Mulholland, Manager and Chief Engineer of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power, proposed a dam in San Francisquito Canyon. The previous dam built under his department was such a success that it had been renamed the Mulholland Dam. The new dam was under construction from 1924-1926.

However, there were a few flaws with the design and build.
  • The dam site included unstable schist, which tended to separate and slide under pressure; Mulholland himself had reported this in 1911.
  • A site with better geology was considered and ruled out because the land cost would be too high.
  • Midway through the construction, the engineers raised the dam height by 10 feet. This was not done in response to site issues, but rather in response to political pressure for water. The lower part of the dam was not widened to offset the additional height. Furthermore, this increase in height required that an extension of the dam be built on the right to keep the new, bigger reservoir from overtopping the existing geography.
  • In 1927, a year after the dam filled, it was decided to fill it higher than the amended design goals, up to 10 feet below the stillways at the top.
  • By 1928, again in response to water demand, the reservoir was raised to one foot below the spillways.
In the morning of March 12, 1928, new leakage was discovered. Mulholland and his right-hand man inspected it and decided it was normal for a dam of this size. At 2 1/2 minutes before midnight (the time was recorded because power lines went down) the dam broke, and 12.4 billion gallons of water went pouring down the river. Just below the dam, the wall of water was 140 feet high. The modern estimate is that at least 600 people died. We'll never know for sure, because a lot of bodies were swept out to sea, and a lot of the laborers killed had no local relatives to report them missing.

A government investigation was sent in on March 21, and took five days before issuing their report. Not surprisingly, the report was based on incomplete investigation and inadequate information. The report blamed the whole problem on the unstable foundations of the ground under the dam. William Mulholland took full responsibility and retired.

There's a fascinating coda. A lot more is known about both geology and dam building than was known in 1925. An excellent set of slides by J. David Rogers argues convincingly that what set off the dam collapse was a combination of two things. First, the dam was built on an ancient (and thus unrecognizable in 1925) landslide, which let loose before the dam itself broke. (Rogers argues that the pre-collapse power surge must have been due to the landslide, since the power poles affected were well above the highest level of the flood waters.) Second, the dam was built with inadequate drainage underneath the dam foot. For complicated reasons laid out in the slide set, the ground underneath any dam tends to fill with water, and if this is not drained away, the dam tends to float ("hydraulic uplift"). Dams are not built to resist upward pressure, and furthermore the high-pressure water underneath the dam easily scours away underlying rock or, in this case, unstable ground. According to Wikipedia, Rogers's conclusions on the geology are sound, but a later paper argues that the structure itself still didn't meet 1925 standards for dam building.

So. Build a dam in the wrong place, copy the design unchanged from another site (the design was a copy of the Mulholland Dam, with nearly no alteration), build it much higher than the design without modifying the design to account for that, fill it past the as-built design limits, and 600 people die. In 1935, in response to popular pressure, the original Mulholland Dam was inspected and found to be severely underdesigned. As a result, the dam was reinforced, and the Hollywood Reservoir behind the dam was lowered substantially, to the levels seen today.

Conclusion: Civil engineering is haaard. In 1929, California created the state Board of Registration for Civil Engineers (now the Board for Professional Engineers, Land Surveyors, and Geologists), so that seat-of-the-pants construction was no longer considered acceptable. Mulholland, a brilliant man -- his Los Angeles Aqueduct still stands and is still essential to LA's water system -- was self-educated; I have no idea whether the new Board would have registered him absent the dam collapse. His record up until the dam collapse was stellar.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Karma Monkey posted:

Oh thank God I'll still be able to get turned down for mortgage refinancing after the nuclear holocaust.

And pay taxes.

(I think it's still alright to scan these seeing as the book's been of print for 30+ years. If not, let me know and I'll take them down)

























Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Nckdictator posted:

And pay taxes.

(I think it's still alright to scan these seeing as the book's been of print for 30+ years. If not, let me know and I'll take them down)



























Holy poo poo.

I imagine that all of these plans would turn out like that bunker in Threads where all the local officials asphyxiate to death because the entrance got buried.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Empress Theonora posted:

Holy poo poo.

I imagine that all of these plans would turn out like that bunker in Threads where all the local officials asphyxiate to death because the entrance got buried.

Yeah. The government can make all the plans it wants but their not going to help when there's nobody left to implement or manage the plans.

Sometimes, the plans themselves have huge holes in them. For example, there was something called "Crisis Relocation Planning" CRP called for mandatory evacuation of "high-risk" urban areas and to move urban residents to small, rural towns where local residents would be expected to host the new arrivals. There's a few problems with this.

1. Residents of those towns might not be too happy with a flood of "outsiders" "invading" their towns at such a time.

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The "host" communities were ill-suited for the job. For instance, all 80,000+ people in the city of Hartford were supposed to go to Hereford, VT, population 2000. The only public "shelter" space was the high school gym auditorium, capacity 250

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"Critical infrastructure" people would have to stay behind. Utility workers, police, fire, broadcasters, medical personnel, bus drivers, etc. There were rumors that National Guard would be utilized to make sure these workers didn't abandon their posts.

4. Some of their timeframes seem overly optimistic. For example, NYC was supposed to be evacuated in 3 days.

5. If major cities were starting to evacuate it would likely look like a sign that the US intended to launch a first strike on the USSR. To say this would hamper negotiations at avoiding a nuclear war is a understatement.

6. "High Risk areas" were determined by FEMA by proximity to targets such as military bases, etc. However, the DOD didn't reveal to FEMA any classified locations the USSR might know about which would likely be targets.

5. The plan required 7-14 days to implement.

6. Traffic, just imagine the traffic and trying to control it. Zuckerman gives an example of a CRP meeting between FEMA and the city of Philadelphia in which the police protest that they won't have enough cops to both maintain order and direct traffic. FEMA suggests using school crossing guards to direct traffic, the cops reply that school crossing guards are all elderly and trying to get them to direct evacuating traffic would just end up with a lot of dead crossing guards.


http://aliciapatterson.org/stories/last-picture-show

http://coldwar-ct.com/Crisis_Relocation.htm

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Nckdictator posted:

Yeah. The government can make all the plans it wants but their not going to help when there's nobody left to implement or manage the plans.

Sometimes, the plans themselves have huge holes in them. For example, there was something called "Crisis Relocation Planning" CRP called for mandatory evacuation of "high-risk" urban areas and to move urban residents to small, rural towns where local residents would be expected to host the new arrivals. There's a few problems with this.

1. Residents of those towns might not be too happy with a flood of "outsiders" "invading" their towns at such a time.

2.


3.


4. Some of their timeframes seem overly optimistic. For example, NYC was supposed to be evacuated in 3 days.

5. If major cities were starting to evacuate it would likely look like a sign that the US intended to launch a first strike on the USSR. To say this would hamper negotiations at avoiding a nuclear war is a understatement.

6. "High Risk areas" were determined by FEMA by proximity to targets such as military bases, etc. However, the DOD didn't reveal to FEMA any classified locations the USSR might know about which would likely be targets.

5. The plan required 7-14 days to implement.

6. Traffic, just imagine the traffic and trying to control it. Zuckerman gives an example of a CRP meeting between FEMA and the city of Philadelphia in which the police protest that they won't have enough cops to both maintain order and direct traffic. FEMA suggests using school crossing guards to direct traffic, the cops reply that school crossing guards are all elderly and trying to get them to direct evacuating traffic would just end up with a lot of dead crossing guards.


http://aliciapatterson.org/stories/last-picture-show

http://coldwar-ct.com/Crisis_Relocation.htm

They knew it would never work and that everyone on Earth would die, but they probably had to provide a plan because someone asked for one.

Weren't the Soviets supposed to have huge underground shelters near their major cities, but then some former general said that they never bothered finishing any of them because there was no point?

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