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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:the implication is that they like to gently caress cars I just watched it! It's like we were watching it together, isn't it? 
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I just have to wrap the presents I didn't get amazon to wrap for me and I'm done. All I have to do tomorrow is go to my parents house watch whatever old Christmas movie my dad puts on and eat while he tries not to look disappointed in the fact that my mother is getting slowly rat arsed all day and he can't because he's the designated driver.
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People are making very hurtful remarks about my choice of dinosaur wrapping paper.
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learnincurve posted:All I have to do tomorrow is go to my parents house watch whatever old Christmas movie my dad puts on and eat while he tries not to look disappointed in the fact that my mother is getting slowly rat arsed all day and he can't because he's the designated driver. If you're going to your parents, why does your dad need to drive
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goatface posted:While naked. And wiping your cocks on everything in immediate sight
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a nerdy guy from school joined the medics rugby team at what i think is a posh university (its in london anyway) and ill never be able to look him in the eye again knowing hes definitely drunk someones piss
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Carpet posted:If you're going to your parents, why does your dad need to drive I can't drive and he likes his grandchildren enough to forgo the booze. Knowing my dad he probably uses it as an excuse to get utterly shitfaced on boxing day without fear of being told off.
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XMNN posted:a nerdy guy from school joined the medics rugby team at what i think is a posh university (its in london anyway) and ill never be able to look him in the eye again knowing hes definitely drunk someones piss He might have done the diabetes piss test anyway.
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My dad has decided to make brandy butter at 11pm. So now we are drinking brandy.
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merry christmas goons
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my home town now has a proper real ale pub that does 2 pint takeaways in cartons. things are looking up 
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merry hello
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Dec 25, 2015 01:05
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It's the day when Cliff Richard slays up to twelve people on his annual Collection. hope it's a quiet one this year, and good luck to all goons on not being Chosen!
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Dec 25, 2015 01:06
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Does he do the sex with them first?
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Dec 25, 2015 01:15
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wombles christmas song best christmas song
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Dec 25, 2015 01:18
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The first series of inbetweeners was so loving good, great way to start the day. Time to sleep and then get gradually drunk and fat and sleep intermittently
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Dec 25, 2015 02:00
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Merry Christmas, I am drunk.
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Dec 25, 2015 02:16
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I pissed myself in a classic yuletide goon tradition
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Dec 25, 2015 02:25
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Fraction posted:I just watched it! Me too. I noticed for the first time the police officer scratching himself on the rose as they're preparing to storm the building. It's the Christmas gift that keeps on giving.
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Dec 25, 2015 02:26
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My best mates sister has been sending me suggestive / dirty snapchats. Its a Christmas miracle.
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Happy Christmas everybody
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Merry Christmas I am hungover as poo poo and with wife's family, truly a trying experience
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Merry Christmas, fuckers. I'm going to try and set a new record later today, by having my family go two years without a massive argument at the christmas dinner table.
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Dec 25, 2015 11:55
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Escaped to feed cat back at home, left investment banker brother in law arguing that the NHS should be replaced with an American style system, it was either leave or feed him turkey through a straw
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Dec 25, 2015 12:33
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Happy day when you are reminded why you left home, everybody
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Dec 25, 2015 12:45
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lenoon posted:Escaped to feed cat back at home, left investment banker brother in law arguing that the NHS should be replaced with an American style system, it was either leave or feed him turkey through a straw I would love to hear his reasoning.
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Dec 25, 2015 12:47
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I'm with my mums side this year so I expect it'll be pretty peaceful. I am however going to have to spend time with my ex military step brother who apparently asked my friend where I was in the pub the other night, and when he said he didn't know, replied 'probably protesting for some pakis.'
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Dec 25, 2015 12:52
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Merry Christmas gentlegoons
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Jakabite posted:I'm with my mums side this year so I expect it'll be pretty peaceful. I am however going to have to spend time with my ex military step brother who apparently asked my friend where I was in the pub the other night, and when he said he didn't know, replied 'probably protesting for some pakis.' well were you?
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Dec 25, 2015 13:03
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Merry Christmas all. Im at home with the girlfriend and the cat and about to cook enough food for like 10 people 
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Dec 25, 2015 13:03
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I got three full sized helmets for Christmas based on a remark about 6 months ago that tk maxx once stocked a spartanesque helmet and they were weird but kind of cool T-thanks mum
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Dec 25, 2015 13:05
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lenoon posted:Escaped to feed cat back at home, left investment banker brother in law arguing that the NHS should be replaced with an American style system, it was either leave or feed him turkey through a straw Why SHOULD my taxes go on the NHS? I'm not ill right now.
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Dec 25, 2015 13:13
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I just dropped my phone and the back flew off and VANISHED, even though me and my family took the room to bits looking for it. Truly a Christmas mystery.
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Dec 25, 2015 13:15
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i got stuff
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Dec 25, 2015 13:41
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Pistol_Pete posted:Why SHOULD my taxes go on the NHS? I'm not ill right now. Exactly this argument. He's forty, not a child. I do not understand at all
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Dec 25, 2015 14:01
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lenoon posted:Exactly this argument. He's forty, not a child. I do not understand at all He is rich and lacks empathy.
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I'm a bag of mixed emotions after having to cut a good Xmas eve short when the girlfriend got to shitfaced, I stayed up til 4am keeping an eye on her as she's got a habit of puking, then we slept in to late so now I don't have time to go get Christmas dinner at her mums before my afternoon nap and the start of my nightshift.
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Fingerless Gloves posted:I got three full sized helmets for Christmas based on a remark about 6 months ago that tk maxx once stocked a spartanesque helmet and they were weird but kind of cool post pics
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