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CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Fingerless Gloves posted:

I got cards against humanity. This game is about as funny as jade goodys cancerous remains lol do you get it ITS LIKE IN THE GAME

Step 1. Throw away the black cards
Step 2. Play telestrations with the white cards (drawing telephone)
Step 3. Profit


See what I did there! ITS LIKE IN THE GAME

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

My parents didn't get me a birthday present this year so got me a cool telescope :getin:

One of my FB friends got a cool telescope

Hmmm

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I've not posted on Facebook today

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Said friend is a doctor with a non hosed shoulder so I was reasonably sure you weren't him

Merry Christmas Jose, this weather's shite

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
It's been the worst I can remember for a Christmas I can't wait for it to not rain

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Have drunk an entire crate of Carling today over a 12 hour period.

Topped it off by doing shots with my brother and individually my Mum, Dad and Grandad.

Got mad farts from sprouts but not that drunk.

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Probably because you're drinking carling

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hey, it's not christmas anymore. Yay!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

only 365 days to go, what with the leap year and all

it's the furthest we've been from a Christmas in four years

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I like you DJF, you're a top chap and always bring me happy posts.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

oh my god fallout 4 though

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Bobby Deluxe posted:

oh my god fallout 4 though

As soon as I get home I'm downloading a mod that lets me clear all the poo poo out of settlements. In MY towns the trains are gonna run on time dammit.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Woken up by my sister in law who decided to just come in to our room and let her kids shout us awake. How cute....

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Didn't touch a drop of booze yesterday.

Did drink enough to keep a small brewery in business on Christmas Eve mind you.

Weather is shite too do I don't expect York v Northampton to be on.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I suspect today's news will be dominated by reporters in wellies gravely reporting from Cumbria while secretly hoping for huge, dramatic flooding.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Hopefully Cumbria will not be impossible to get through, need to go there tomorrow to pick up :siren: my girlfriend :siren:
Yesterday we continued our Christmas family tradtion of being in the pub at 12 and not bothering with meal aside from snacks.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Does anyone actually under 90 find the Carry On films funny?

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Ratjaculation posted:

Does anyone actually under 90 find the Carry On films funny?

No one ever found them funny, they are the last horrible weapon of the British empire

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

I considered making a racially charged joke about corner shops here but decided against it.

No I wasn't.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

im glad my brothers phone cut out while he was explaining his objection to the 'token' black lead in the new star war

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


cheese and crackers owns

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

depends on the cheese

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i hate cheese with fruit in it why would you do that

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Which cheeses would you refuse

E: cheese with fruit is great you unimaginative buffoon

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i just dont want cranberries and bits of apricot up in my wnsleydale

its an affront to god

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


XMNN posted:

i hate cheese with fruit in it why would you do that

:agreed:

plain wensleydale is vastly superior to the stuff with cranberries

stilton is good poo poo too

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Lancashire is going down :toot:

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

been to hmv now to get blazed, play fallout and eat dixy chicken

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
eat dicks and chicken

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

cheese is great i want to be cheese when i grow up (im 36)

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

I like cheese now

watching ugly americans

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Fraction posted:

Lancashire is going down :toot:

I got some smoked Lancashire, it was very good.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Chilli cook off has resulted in a sweeping victory to yours truly.

Thanks in part to some top tips from this thread. Another Goon Victory.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


the big cheese

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
Just been swimming in the sea at West Bay. Sharp stones are the worst part.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Some oval office flytipped all their loving christmas poo poo on the lane down to my house.

Merry Christmas!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Ratjaculation posted:

Does anyone actually under 90 find the Carry On films funny?

A guy who I shared an office with does. But he also hits full shouting rage in about 0.2 seconds from something not going his way and has been known to perv on schoolgirls despite being over 30, so he could probably be a character in one.

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
The Carry On films are dated and painful to watch. Hancock's Half Hour has many of the same actors and is much older but somehow seems timeless. The genius of Galton and Simpson.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Vitamins posted:

cheese and crackers owns

I am attempting to convince my (American) girlfriend of the virtues of malt loaf with cheese.

I'm not sure it's working. :shobon:

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Aston
Nov 19, 2007

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Bozza posted:

Chilli cook off has resulted in a sweeping victory to yours truly.

Thanks in part to some top tips from this thread. Another Goon Victory.

Did you marinate the mince?

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