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buyyy buyyyyy a hoooooouse you're not a success until you're married and have kids and have a houuuuse and go on four holidays a yearrrrr woooOooooOooo
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hello ghost of consumerism future
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Dec 27, 2015 21:19
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Kluliss just thrashed the dog with a knotted rope 
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Party Boat posted:Kluliss just thrashed the dog with a knotted rope Shut up, you'll get me totally the wrong sort of reputation.
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Dec 27, 2015 21:20
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I don't mean to alarm anyone but I've run out of ketchup 
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Dec 27, 2015 21:26
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what's ur ketchup of choice ratjac
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Party Boat posted:Kluliss just thrashed the dog with a knotted rope wtf why not use a rubber hose
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Dec 27, 2015 21:44
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It was all she had to hand She'll claim she was just "playing" with the dog but I know better
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Dec 27, 2015 21:48
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Party Boat posted:what's ur ketchup of choice ratjac gotta be heinz. wbu?
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Dec 27, 2015 21:58
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why do you keep referring to yourself as "the dog"?
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Ratjaculation posted:gotta be heinz. wbu? I'm not fussy but imo hellmann's is better than heinz just found out that heinz owns daddies now as well
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Dec 27, 2015 22:06
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sainsburys basic ketchup is pretty good too imo, not just good for the price
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Vitamins posted:sainsburys basic ketchup is pretty good too imo, not just good for the price i am poor, how much are we talking?
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Dec 27, 2015 22:19
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this is a few years back but it was like 25p and came in a glass bottle, was the only ketchup me and my housemates bought as students
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Dec 27, 2015 22:30
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Go to a cafe and nick all the wee ketchup packets like old ladies in tea rooms do with the sugar. Ketchup crisis averted.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:35
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:buyyy I like holidays though, they help me escape from the endless drudgery of wage labour.
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Vitamins posted:why do you keep referring to yourself as "the dog"? please don't kinkshame
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Dec 27, 2015 22:40
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go to mcdonalds and fill a bucket from their ketchup pumps
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Dec 27, 2015 22:43
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Just got back to Southampton from Christmas in Coatbridge with my family. Managed to not fight with my mum and managed to not drink any more than the odd Tennents so didn't get rat-arsed and misbehave. Got to say I'm sad to back in the south, I can feel the cloud of depression the people here give off. Also I'm gonna miss Hoggies and Barrs in glass bottles.
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Dec 27, 2015 23:08
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:buyyy i read that in a camp geordie accent
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Dec 27, 2015 23:24
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Wish I had money to buy a house and go back to Uni to become a teacher and not hate myself and everyone around me Still, this iPad is class.
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Dec 27, 2015 23:38
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I've been looking at a house for sale recently, although it's actually literally a converted gaol. £400,000, 8 bedrooms, split into one main part with 5 bedrooms and three one-bedroom/studio flats that all currently have tenants. Put down a fair-sized deposit and the income from the three rented flats will cover mortgage payments. Probably not a great idea for a first-time buy, however.
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Dec 27, 2015 23:46
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lol you will be a slumlord
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Dec 27, 2015 23:53
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i'm going to buy a house and rent out the spare room so someone else pays the mortgage soon
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Dec 28, 2015 00:09
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lol unless every single one of those flats are up to our new landlord laws you will be eligible for a minimum of a £10k fine per flat, iirc its one year from purchase to make sure the electrics, windows, bathrooms, kitchens, boilers and heating are up to code. Unless it's in london in which case the tenants will be too scared to report you in case they get kicked out.
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:Year in review - £12,000 saved and still can't even whisper "I'd like a mortgage to buy a house please" without getting laughed out of the building. lol @ anyone who shells out a quarter of a million quid for a box of bricks with water and electricity piped in. You should just live under a tarpaulin in a hedge, like I do.
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Dec 28, 2015 00:11
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move to the north east which is cool and good and has affordable housing too
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Dec 28, 2015 00:12
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Why not just buy a house in York. I suspect there will have been significant price falls in the last 24 hours.
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Dec 28, 2015 00:13
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i live in a rolled up newspaper in middle of t'road
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live in a boat imo
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live in a gravy boat
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learnincurve posted:lol unless every single one of those flats are up to our new landlord laws you will be eligible for a minimum of a £10k fine per flat, iirc its one year from purchase to make sure the electrics, windows, bathrooms, kitchens, boilers and heating are up to code. lol yes I would be VERY scared if I were a landlord and found to be letting out inappropriate housing, e.g. http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/23/landlord-charged-young-family-800-a-month-to-live-in-garage-5583246/ oh my look at that whopping fine and punishment to which the landlord in that case was subjected. Why, take this quote from the council spokesman: ‘I hope the strong action taken by Blaby District Council will deter other landlords from letting tenants live in poor conditions.’ STRONG ACTION, you hear? Strong. I am completely dissuaded, as are many landlords will have been, after reading that. In actuality I am going to remain a tenant paying someone else's mortgage for at least the next six months (after that I'll probably buy one of the very many new builds on a flood plain, sounds like a plan!) and laugh at the very idea that there are new rules for landlords that are actually going to be enforced that will discourage landlords from being shites. In fact now I'm re-reading your post I'm thinking you must have been being very subtly ironic, the bit about only having one year to flout the law with the safety of your tenants is what gave it away though, as if that's a scary concept for a landlord... nice try! [Also, super lol at the "Read more at the metro" text that was nearly added to my post after copying and pasting from their website. Again, nice try, Metro!!]
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Pistol_Pete posted:lol @ anyone who shells out a quarter of a million quid for a box of bricks with water and electricity piped in. Quarter mil are you mental? I saw a lovely little church that had been converted into two maisonette's, each going for £125,000 freehold a month ago and thought to myself, "after Christmas". Stupidest loving thing I've ever done. Naturally they both sold within a week.
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I live in a cottage in some woods, furthering my reputation as a possible rapist and serial killer. I don't own it, lol at the idea of buying a house before I'm 35.
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Why does everyone always act as though moving to another area of the UK is something on a par with changing mobile providers, and not a massive upheaval
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:Why does everyone always act as though moving to another area of the UK is something on a par with changing mobile providers, and not a massive upheaval Uhhh, have you tried retrieving your PAC code?
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Dec 28, 2015 00:32
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:Why does everyone always act as though moving to another area of the UK is something on a par with changing mobile providers, and not a massive upheaval well its cheap to move to the north east unlike everywhere else which helps
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:Why does everyone always act as though moving to another area of the UK is something on a par with changing mobile providers, and not a massive upheaval Previous career I wouldn't be so shy of doing that, in fact I did do that many moons ago. Now I'm kind of tied down to this county because of the new career but I'm not adverse to moving anywhere within a reasonable commute. Houseboats are starting to look really awesome.
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Ratjaculation posted:Uhhh, have you tried retrieving your PAC code? fair enough i guess. p sure jakabite was protesting about this the other day Jose posted:well its cheap to move to the north east unlike everywhere else which helps there is that but it's so desolate
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newcastle owns actually also i think someone i was talking to from tinder sent a video to the wrong person because she very quickly decided she didn't want to talk anymore and it was really not suitable as a video still preview message
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