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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I don't actually know what bubble tea is, I was just trying to make a joke. It's gross, is what it is. Imagine drinking something and then a big, flavorless Vaseline ball flumps up through the straw and you have to chew it 
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 I kind of like bubble tea. Content:  (Gnocchi is delicious, but it doesn't photograph well.) Also, I kind of wish I'd been able to get a picture, but a story will suffice. Guess who's got two thumbs and got to try their first reconstituted eggs? This guy. Yesterday, my family and I went to the casino for brunch and gambling, obviously (it is a very small town and my mom refused to go to the only mall, which I understand). Anyway, I didn't have my glasses on, so I'm like, yay, scrambled eggs and I didn't realize how loving gross they looked until I got them on my plate. They were very, very shiny and they created a wet puddle. They tasted loving horrible, but I was determined to eat a small amount until my dad told a very loud story about one time he found a bunch of maggots in a sleeve of crackers. I couldn't find a good picture of powdered eggs, but here's "egg vs. cryogenic fluid": 
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Dec 27, 2015 19:26
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My first thought... 
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Dec 27, 2015 20:19
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OctoberBlues posted:My first thought... LOL. loving amazing.
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Dec 27, 2015 20:23
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"Could I have a sprig of fresh rosemary for my saltwater taffy?" "I'm sorry, the only one left has a spittlebug on it." "That's okay. I'll have it."
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Dec 27, 2015 21:02
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We are a little ways past it at this point but yes please respect that, contrary to popular belief, cash crab is actually a human being irl with feelings, and do not be a creepy weirdo at her so that her feelings do not include 'uneasy discomfort.'
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Dec 27, 2015 21:06
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Cute as heck posted:
Tasteful Dickpic posted:A sandwich. A soup sandwich is a common euphemism in the military for someone being hosed up, disorganized, or disheveled. 
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Dec 27, 2015 21:12
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Wasabi the J posted:A soup sandwich is a common euphemism in the military for someone being hosed up, disorganized, or disheveled. Me and my roommate always laugh at the back of Campbell's chunky stew cans where the meal ideas are literally "just pour this poo poo on bread" 
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Dec 27, 2015 21:19
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Aesop Poprock posted:Me and my roommate always laugh at the back of Campbell's chunky stew cans where the meal ideas are literally "just pour this poo poo on bread" "Just dump it on a kaiser roll and eat it off the floor you filthy animal"
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Dec 27, 2015 21:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZPkIPfnzqs Matty Matheson is all kinds of AUG, where he somehow can make delicious food sound disgusting while being a disgusting goon. Especially when he makes what he starts describing the "meat sludge" for his Lasagna. Man's talented though.
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Dec 27, 2015 21:27
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Pork Brain Sandwich  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYnL_nN7-tc&t=143s
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Dec 27, 2015 21:50
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZPkIPfnzqs That is the greasiest motherfucker of a lasagna
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Dec 27, 2015 21:50
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Rigged Death Trap posted:That is the greasiest motherfucker of a lasagna Meat Sludge. You think that's bad? It gets so much worse. Like his "Bathtub Cheeto Mac and Cheese" where he decides to spend half the video in the bath tub. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCwLsEZbMs Dude's a national treasure.
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Dec 27, 2015 22:16
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   The last one is healthy because it's not meat  ...just ignore all the salt and grease.
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Dec 27, 2015 23:42
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Scathach posted:
Are you implying the first two ARE meat?
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Dec 27, 2015 23:58
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Dienes posted:Are you implying the first two ARE meat? Oh, no, the first ones are olive tapenade which is tasty as gently caress. I just dislike fake meat 
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Dec 28, 2015 00:24
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Rigged Death Trap posted:That is the greasiest motherfucker of a lasagna The pasta he made looks pretty oily, too.
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Dec 28, 2015 00:52
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EorayMel posted:Don't just announce it, bring forth the food for grandpa he is not allowed to eat so his sons have to guard it from him so he wont eat it This looks somewhat like a thanksgiving fatty, which is basically stuffing inside meat wrapped in bacon and smoked for those of you not in the know. Unashamedly have and would again
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Dec 28, 2015 02:15
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McSpergin posted:This looks somewhat like a thanksgiving fatty, which is basically stuffing inside meat wrapped in bacon and smoked for those of you not in the know. Whoever named that should name all food
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Dec 28, 2015 02:23
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McSpergin posted:This looks somewhat like a thanksgiving fatty, which is basically stuffing inside meat wrapped in bacon and smoked for those of you not in the know. I think that's the redneck version, since that's mac 'n' cheese.
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Dec 28, 2015 02:25
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cash crab posted:Whoever named that should name all food The beloved favorite, the Christmas Goon
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Dec 28, 2015 02:34
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Phosphine posted:The soup/stew distinction confuses me a bit. Shouldn't cereal with milk and instant noodles be the same type of things? What exactly does " liquefied " mean? Is there a specific viscosity level? What about mashed potatoes? Or porridge? Liquified means runny. If you poured it on a plate would it pile up or run off the edge? Mashed potatoes and porridge are therefore stew (unless you're making them wrong). Noodle soup is soup because the liquid is the central element. Cereal with milk is a stew because the milk is a sauce.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:00
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Scathach posted:
Ugh, I think I know this one. It's a "meat substitute" made from vital wheat gluten, seasonings and some water, which you then pull into lumps and boil. Basically dumplings with the consistency of foam rubber. I've tried twice to make this into faux buffalo chicken because its cheap as poo poo. There will not be a third time.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:15
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Tiggum posted:Liquified means runny. If you poured it on a plate would it pile up or run off the edge? Mashed potatoes and porridge are therefore stew (unless you're making them wrong). Noodle soup is soup because the liquid is the central element. Cereal with milk is a stew because the milk is a sauce. You made that dumb posts months ago, and you're still willing to stand by and defend it?
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Dec 28, 2015 03:18
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 Are no pizza rules still in effect? Look, I'm not saying I would eat gravy pizza, but I'm not saying that I won't... e:  "A loaf of ground Spam cubes with a Velveeta cheese center topped with a layer of hot Velveeta."
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Dec 28, 2015 03:20
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Anti-Food Porn Thread: Cereal with milk is a stew
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Dec 28, 2015 03:35
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EorayMel posted:Don't just announce it, bring forth the food for grandpa he is not allowed to eat so his sons have to guard it from him so he wont eat it all. mostlygray has a new favorite as of 03:44 on Dec 28, 2015 |
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Dec 28, 2015 03:42
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McSpergin posted:This looks somewhat like a thanksgiving fatty, which is basically stuffing inside meat wrapped in bacon and smoked for those of you not in the know. It's Kraft Mac n cheese in a meatloaf with probably melted Kraft singles on top that someone baked
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Dec 28, 2015 03:49
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mostlygray posted:The crickets would be pretty good if the legs had been pulled. I've had crickets fried in chili oil but, if you don't pull the wings and legs, they get stuck in your throat something fierce. They taste kind of like spicy nuts with a pleasant crunchy texture. Why would they leave the legs on to begin with? I can't imagine there's much nutrition in them compared to the main body.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:57
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I actually like the legs better, they are crunchier!
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Dec 28, 2015 05:37
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(Gnocchi is delicious, but it doesn't photograph well.) Here we see live ones trying to escape becoming dinner. 
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Dec 28, 2015 05:57
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RaspberryCommie posted:Why would they leave the legs on to begin with? I can't imagine there's much nutrition in them compared to the main body. If you buy the expensive ones, flavored and in a fancy jar they do come without legs or wings. The traditional ones that you buy in a regular run of the mill Mexican market come with legs and everything. FYI, the ones in a jar taste terrible, as the crickets are too dry and old. Here's a video of how it is done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3tpgG7tQrA
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Dec 28, 2015 06:09
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Wanamingo posted:You made that dumb posts months ago, and you're still willing to stand by and defend it? This is a very serious thread and I am very serious about my food classification system that I absolutely did not make up off the top of my head it is very important to me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35mTcrOkkU Would not.
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Tiggum posted:This is a very serious thread and I am very serious about my food classification system that I absolutely did not make up off the top of my head it is very important to me. I'm glad this got brought up because I was wondering some thing about your classification system the other day: would an ice cream sundae be a kind of salad in this system?
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Dec 28, 2015 07:18
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:would an ice cream sundae be a kind of salad in this system? god I hope so
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Dec 28, 2015 07:26
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What is cereal without milk? Crackers, Cookies, Noodles?
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Dec 28, 2015 07:54
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:I'm glad this got brought up because I was wondering some thing about your classification system the other day: would an ice cream sundae be a kind of salad in this system? Plinkey posted:What is cereal without milk? Crackers, Cookies, Noodles?
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Tiggum posted:There is no definition for salad in my system, salads and sundaes are both types of stew. Depends on the amount of ranch or hot fudge/chocolate sauce, doesn't it now?
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Aesop Poprock posted:That recipe calls for beef suet along with fruit so I'm not sure what's different from what he said Let me tell y'all about Mince Pies Back in Medieval England both meat and spices were a sign of wealth and status. Meat would often be combined with fruit and spices in a way we might see reflected in the Moroccan food of today, especially at large 'feasting' occasions such as Christmas. Thus was born the mince pie, a heavily spiced fruit and (usually minced lamb) meat pie. This is no longer true. Mincemeat is exclusively a heavily spiced mix of fruits and nuts bound together in some sort of sticky. If you get good mincemeat it will have beef or vegetarian suet in it, to bind it and make it taste rich and delicious - beef suet is not meat - it's delicious fat, like making yummy things with lard or shortening. Mince pies are an institution in the UK and anyone that fails to eat at least a dozen between December 1st and New Year is stocked and pilloried and only released on Twelfth Night.
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