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Godholio posted:My brain can't decide which part of that should make it break. My brain can't decide how to read past the first two sentences. A defense mechanism.
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Just saw this
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 21:47 |
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Hope you all enjoyed Star Wars when it was an occasion and not something Disney is going to wear the hell out over the next 10 years.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 21:55 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:Hope you all enjoyed Star Wars when it was an occasion and not something Disney is going to wear the hell out over the next 10 years. I can just ignore the interim movies, like I ignored Ep II.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 22:36 |
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If this means I finally get some movies of Anakin/Obi Wan just being Cool Dudes going on Jedi missions, then sign me pu
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 23:00 |
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NTT posted:If this means I finally get some movies of Anakin/Obi Wan just being Cool Dudes going on Jedi missions, then sign me pu That was kinda the Clone Wars cartoon.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:05 |
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Which got pretty okay in the end if you like Star Wars and want more. The "movie" animation test reel and the first season are trash but it gets thoroughly watchable.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:28 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:The D&Dest website: "Mmm yes, this saga about space people and their laser swords, giant bears that are also ace pilots and crack shots with crossbows, and cult hero bounty hunters is completely bereft of meaningful analysis of the class struggle and could have benefitted from a screenwriter with a thorough command of DeBord's work." <tips fedora at person dressed as Princess Leia at Comic Con> "M'Leia."
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:51 |
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NTT posted:If this means I finally get some movies of Anakin/Obi Wan just being Cool Dudes going on Jedi missions, then sign me pu It will be about him turning into a crazy old hermit in the desert.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 00:59 |
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suboptimal posted:"Mmm yes, this saga about space people and their laser swords, giant bears that are also ace pilots and crack shots with crossbows, and cult hero bounty hunters is completely bereft of meaningful analysis of the class struggle and could have benefitted from a screenwriter with a thorough command of DeBord's work." Fedoras are bourgeoise affectations, tipping them is sexist, and acknowledging royalty is counterrevolutionary. Report to the guillotine.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:00 |
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Clone Wars spoiler: it is strongly implied that Obi-Wan pounded out a space royalty duchess lady but unlike Anakin he got it and he handled it
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 01:15 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 04:00 |
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Fister Roboto posted:It will be about him turning into a crazy old hermit in the desert.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 05:54 |
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Nice to see the engineers take note of having a exposed bridge island superstructure was probably not a great design choice after losing their flagship during the Endor battle. Time to cut that off and integrate the bridge into the superstructure. Judging by Poes wide eyed gawk of the landing bay of the ship, I'm guessing the Republic and the Resistance had absolutely no idea the First Order was producing ships that size [or Death Star 3.0]
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:49 |
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holy crap what a horrible villain. waa waa something didn't go my way i'm going to have a tantrum!!!!!!!!!!!! edit : i wonder how much mark hammel was paid for the 10 second shot ded fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Dec 28, 2015 |
# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:12 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:The D&Dest website: SWTOR did the whole both sides of the force are a bunch of dipshits that drag the entire galaxy into a nonstop war rather well imho
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 07:52 |
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ded posted:holy crap what a horrible villain. waa waa something didn't go my way i'm going to have a tantrum!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:52 |
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He was a temper tantrum throwing gently caress you dad teenage kid, and they did it well. Unlike Anakin's cringe inducing gently caress you dad-isms.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 09:00 |
The scene from the gif just shows that so well, he does this poo poo often enough that the troopers know to gently caress off the other way. Kid has probably found a way to force-slam a blast door on the way to his quarters, too.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 09:06 |
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I like Kylo, he's definitly a really well done character that's designed to be loathsome quote:Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Dec 25 quote:Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Dec 23 quote:
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Arrath posted:The scene from the gif just shows that so well, he does this poo poo often enough that the troopers know to gently caress off the other way. Kid has probably found a way to force-slam a blast door on the way to his quarters, too. It's funny and then he's also literally a school shooter. I mean, he used a lightsaber, but he mass-murdered tons of his classmates at the Luke's Jedi Academy. The movie only mentions it in passing but it's pretty heavy even compared to killing Han.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 17:14 |
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can't wait for that movie spinoff Not the younglings
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 17:17 |
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smertrioslol posted:This is wonderful. Speaking of CD and how it's a cesspool of making GBS threads on movies for goony dumb reasons, I went into Film dump and was surprised to see a ton of hate surrounding Jurassic World as well. Am I crazy or was that movie actually pretty good despite the terrible trailers? Most people I know really enjoyed it As far as non-lovely Star Wars opinions, the Book Barn Star Wars thread is for the most part pretty good for reading/discussing Star Wars stuff.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 20:36 |
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Jurassic World was a bunch of fan service, but it was fine as a popcorn flick. So what I'm saying is Ep 7 is Jurassic World.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 00:55 |
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 01:05 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Executor was 19km long iirc. Oh gently caress why do I have this poo poo memorized I just thought I'd google this and check it out and holy poo poo, wookiepedia is something to behold. The page on super star destroyers is big, and then links to like 15 sub pages. SW nerds go hard.
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Cop gay. So What posted:While the movie was still enjoyable and tossed out most of the prequel poo poo, the throwaway line about the new republic begs the question about what exactly the resistance is. If the Republic is supposedly back in power, why is there a resistance? Are they related to the Republic? Funded by or armed by the Republic? This was a question that needed a simple answer and it shouldn't have come from a toy box. When they're planning the assault on Death Star 3, there's a line about how they won't be as effective without the firepower of the New Republic fleet. It's small, but it's there. It's a lot to ask that EVERY audience member be both paying attention and not dumb, but it's pretty hard to strike a good balance between "brief subtle mention because nobody cares" and having an extended shoehorned The Dark Knight style exchange of "We don't have support from the New Republic fleet because they, that is the New Republic, who are funding us and supplying us with weapons and giving us fire support from their fleet, were just completely wiped out by the First Order, the bad guys of this movie who are made of the remnants of the Empire." Also, apparently all the First Order generals are like 30 or younger because that's just kinda what happens when you summarily execute anyone who brings you bad news. and seriously, not nearly enough love for TR-8R in this thread.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 04:53 |
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There's probably a deleted scene or two that deals more with the planets that got wiped out and the implications that were glossed over in the release.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 05:01 |
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Dude McAwesome posted:I just thought I'd google this and check it out and holy poo poo, wookiepedia is something to behold. The page on super star destroyers is big, and then links to like 15 sub pages. SW nerds go hard. You can fall into a serious time sink rabbit hole reading wookiepedia. - The :sperg: in me was put off by Death Star 3 and the destruction of, apparently, the entire New Republic and its military. If the First Order had a fully operational superweapon that could just destroy poo poo at will, why didn't they just do that? gently caress fighting the Resistance/Republic, just blow up their planets until they yield.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 05:10 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:That was kinda the Clone Wars cartoon.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 05:56 |
Well now I want to play Republic Commando. Red Crown posted:It's funny and then he's also literally a school shooter. I mean, he used a lightsaber, but he mass-murdered tons of his classmates at the Luke's Jedi Academy. The movie only mentions it in passing but it's pretty heavy even compared to killing Han. Okay you're probably right, I'd just assumed that he'd betrayed the school's location to the First Order and they wiped it out or he'd sabotaged the defenses so they could blow it up. I mean, still bad but not personally cutting every fellow student down. But thinking about it he idolizes Vader so much he'd probably do exactly the same thing before he dons the mask.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 06:17 |
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Why do they call him TR-8R when that's his line, not like, you know He's not a loving pokemon
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 07:19 |
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Zeris posted:Why do they call him TR-8R when that's his line, not like, you know SP1N-M4573R was too long.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 07:48 |
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Arrath posted:Well now I want to play Republic Commando. Reminder Anakin murdered a bunch of little kids at the height of his biggest temper tantrum.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:48 |
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anakin skywalker is adam lanza
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:53 |
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Mike-o posted:anakin skywalker is adam lanza see anakin didn't die a virgin though
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 14:19 |
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Heres Hank posted:SP1N-M4573R was too long. He'll always be FN-B4D455 to me.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 14:51 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:He'll always be FN-B4D455 to me.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 17:02 |
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Heres Hank posted:SP1N-M4573R was too long. how bout H0T-R0D
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:32 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:see anakin didn't die a virgin though
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