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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

CancerCakes posted:

My hose will be busy this evening

you're better using a bucket for wet t-shirt competitions indoors tbh

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Vitamins
May 1, 2012


whoever invented guiness draught cans is probably some kind of genius

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I prefer original.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

lenoon posted:

2016 should be the big uk thread meet up murder suicide

Probably going to try and arrange an Oxfordshire meet next month :getin:

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


goatface posted:

I prefer original.

have you tried the dublin porter theyve done? that's really good

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Vitamins posted:

have you tried the dublin porter theyve done? that's really good

I'm going to make my wife watch under siege. Good way to end the year.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Vitamins posted:

have you tried the dublin porter theyve done? that's really good

Yeah that is quite nice, not impressed by their golden one though.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Jose posted:

are you the oldest poster itt

:mrgw:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
foreign extra is the best guiness product by a mile

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Only the proper Nigerian stuff in second-hand bottles. The other stuff doesn't taste right.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


my local tesco only has the export guiness in the caribbean section

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Weird because it's everywhere in Hackney and yet I can't buy it in good old white-racist Matlock

buteruc
Feb 12, 2009

feedmegin posted:

Probably going to try and arrange an Oxfordshire meet next month :getin:

finally, a goon meet I don't have to sit on public transit for 3 hours to make.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

new year, cuck me

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


happy new year goons

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
happy new year. maybe i'll walk around the corner and meet party boat and kluliss this year

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

nah they're probably fuckin'

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
Happy new year UK thread posting pals

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Happy 2016 goons, I've never been part of this thread.

I like pork pies, transform a snack crisps and Gordon's gins. Will I fit in here ?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
what are your feelings on sausages

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Happy New Year UK posting top lads (and ladies).

2016 - goon meet, Pedricko brings the sausage, Fluo brings the beer, Fraction brings the poison, mfcrocker will bury the bodies

I will buy everyone itt a pint

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
space raiders flavour sausages

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Sausages:

I understand there is a Mystical travelling sausage man in this thread so do excuse my sausage thesis.

Funnily enough I came from a Frankie and bennies breakfast this morning so the subject is fresh on my mind.

Personally I hate herby sausages, anything that resembles a 'frankfurter' needs to be stricken from the record. At least in a hot, cooked breakfast setting. Let it be known I love cold polish sausage such as slashka.

Generally, I prefer cheap sausage. The type found in sausage rolls from a bakery. No herbs, just cheap meat.

I've also tried low carb sausages and higher end sausages, these tend to have skins where you can feel a snap it the intestine when you bite; I dunno this is breaking the fourth wall a little. I still believe a good banger can be found on a good old all day breakfast plate.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
You'll be right pal, welcome to the UK thread.

If you get patioed don't blame me.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Patio'd?

Will I get cheap plastic garden furniture and disposable BBQ's thrown at me?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You go under, not on top.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sounds like party boat's signed into the wrong account

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
It's 2016, I am ready for anything.

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Happy goon year I hope everybody has fun and keeps having fun until 2016, but I will accept it if people are not having fun because not having fun is not cricket

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

happy new year. maybe i'll walk around the corner and meet party boat and kluliss this year

I'm going to spend my 2016 as I spent my 2015: accidentally being around the corner from goons and not meeting them

I've got an overnight stay in Birmingham at the end of next week, who wants to not have a goon meet

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

simosimo posted:

Sausages:

I understand there is a Mystical travelling sausage man in this thread so do excuse my sausage thesis.

Funnily enough I came from a Frankie and bennies breakfast this morning so the subject is fresh on my mind.

Personally I hate herby sausages, anything that resembles a 'frankfurter' needs to be stricken from the record. At least in a hot, cooked breakfast setting. Let it be known I love cold polish sausage such as slashka.

Generally, I prefer cheap sausage. The type found in sausage rolls from a bakery. No herbs, just cheap meat.

I've also tried low carb sausages and higher end sausages, these tend to have skins where you can feel a snap it the intestine when you bite; I dunno this is breaking the fourth wall a little. I still believe a good banger can be found on a good old all day breakfast plate.

didnt read

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
New guy, you need to know that there is a murderer itt and they are from Bristol.

When you die, you go under the patio.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
That's not raoul moatley funny

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Happy new year UK goons. I was thinking of posting this message in UKMT but thought this would be less depressing.

Almost finished work, debating whether to just get high and drink with also working work friends, or go take loads of drugs at a house party with other work friends. The possibilities are endless

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

its noel edmunds

franco
Jan 3, 2003

Jose posted:

are you the oldest poster itt

I'm already 40 so probably not :corsair:

Happy New Year! Virgin Media is celebrating by having my TV/Broadband/Phone die again. Helpline says their engineer is working on it RIGHT NOW. Yeah. Right.

Work in a couple of hours to see how many casino patrons are still coherent/vertical by now. Hopefully they stopped the booze at some point recently...

buteruc
Feb 12, 2009

what's 2016 like?

what's the future like?

is it bright?

(it's only 9:30 pm where I am right now)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i've been hungover most of this year

LOL ROFL share if you agree

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



buteruc posted:

what's 2016 like?

what's the future like?

is it bright?

(it's only 9:30 pm where I am right now)

happy new year

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

happy new year you depressed, dog-killing alcoholics

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