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Lowtax posted:Stop spreading discord and contempt within the Something Awful Universe. I have worked very hard on this site and it is very discouraging to see people like you berating it with speculation and lies. I am a professional businessman who majored in Business at Business University in Businesstown, USA, so I know literally everything ever. We took a vote in the office and decided to put you on probation for 937298 space years for breaking rule 29.8288.3276c. You will soon be escorted to the Space Gulag. I will have my day in  space court - once I'm done with you you'll be tending drinks on my Idris to pay your way back into the 'verse.
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I'm not sure you can write an article on this stuff lowtax, where would you start? It seems like trying to discuss a particular piece of corn you found while sloshing around in a vat rapidly filling with liquid poo poo.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:40
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Daztek posted:I have everyone in this thread on ignore, except Eonwe. I caught you in an internet lie, YOU LIER! How could you quote Daztek if hes on ignore?!
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Jan 5, 2016 22:40
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A Neurotic Jew posted:how you can tell Star Citizen backers are not impressed with Sandi's customer service skills: What are you talking about, these Sandi emails are clearly the work of a consummate professional, and/or are horrible slander fabricated by Beer.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:40
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Lowtax posted:Also you will be repeatedly raped in the Space Rape Barn. What does a Space Rape Barn look like? I would pay good space bux to have one of my own
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Jan 5, 2016 22:41
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Is anyone's life so empty and depressing that they have read every page of this thread? It's sad that refreshing this thread is usually the highlight of my day  .On the bright side, I wonder if Sandi revealing Derek's source is credible will bite them in the rear end? One can dream after all.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:42
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HiHo ChiRho posted:What does a Space Rape Barn look like? I would pay good space bux to have one of my own Like a regular barn, but with jpeg compression artefacts.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:42
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Eonwe posted:same
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Eonwe posted:wait could bonzi buddy do text to speech Yes, and he would speak in a pretty creepy voice, similar to HAL.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:44
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gently caress, I got outed by papa lowtax
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Jan 5, 2016 22:44
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Bait and Swatch posted:Sandi, im p sure you are having a bad day. Whenever I have a bad day, I just remember a song from a kid who had lots of bad days: But I pledged my bottom dollar! What now?!?
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Jan 5, 2016 22:44
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I can't believe she literally wrote that she does the work of 6 people. I mean it's one thing to just say it off the cuff...but to write it out and send it to someone and think "this is good, this is what I want to convey". She probably measures that by salary G0RF posted:I can't believe she downgraded that from 10. Because she is so modest, you see
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Jan 5, 2016 22:44
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Nyeehg posted:It's sad that refreshing this thread is usually the highlight of my day It probably resulted in her screaming at her staff and forcing them to shave their pubes in front of her as a show of loyalty
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Jan 5, 2016 22:44
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Lowtax posted:Liars, you fuckers can't put me on ignore because I am King Goon and spent day and night for several months coding it so plebes like you could never ignore my incredible, insightful posts. All im seeing from your post is "PPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP ******************************************* IGNORED******************************** PARP PARP" 
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Jan 5, 2016 22:45
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HiHo ChiRho posted:What does a Space Rape Barn look like? I would pay good space bux to have one of my own https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/rsi-constellation/Constellation-Phoenix quote:A dedicated luxury spacecraft for the discerning star captain. The Constellation Phoenix can be operated as an oganization command ship and features a luxurious redesigned interior. Includes a hidden sensor-dampened area for your most precious cargo. The Phoenix comes with a Lynx rover and Kruger P-72 Archimedes Fighter. 
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Jan 5, 2016 22:45
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I have a plugin on Chrome that makes any post by Lowtax into " PAAAAAAAAAAARP"
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Jan 5, 2016 22:46
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Is anyone's life so empty and depressing that they have read every page of this thread? <hangs head and slowly raises hand>
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Jan 5, 2016 22:46
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Samizdata posted:<hangs head and slowly raises hand> Id point at both of you... but i have to raise my hand as well
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Jan 5, 2016 22:47
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Oh noooo, beaglerush's account is following star citizen on twitter 
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Jan 5, 2016 22:47
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I wish I had an RSI Concierge account so I could laugh at the Concierge forum.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:50
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grimcreaper posted:Id point at both of you... but i have to raise my hand as well Since I don't have to be the first to admit it, and me to the list Can't miss any catte pics I lied, im hooked on the insanity
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Jan 5, 2016 22:50
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Eonwe posted:wait could bonzi buddy do text to speech Bonzi buddy can do anything you want him to do.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:51
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Lowtax posted:I studied business so hard that I literally went blind, so all the posts are read to me by a text to speech animated parrot whom I have grown to distrust over the years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBaDqiUzlqo
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Jan 5, 2016 22:51
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drat work, I am so far behind on amazing SC news it's going to take me hours to catch up. And  that Sandi several times used the term 'butt hurt' in her official customer service responses.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:52
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I don't understand how the term crowdfunding is being used in relation to this. If you exclude the $2 million raised on kickstarter for a moment, then surely Star Citizen et al is just a self published video game that was taking pre-orders before and after the kickstarter? They now consider it substantially finished such that they are not refunding pre-orders because it shipped over 14 days ago. I do like the notion that the video game (any idea which one?) is both simultaneously finished (substantially) and also pre-alpha though.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:53
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Star Citizen: A Special Butt-Hurt
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Jan 5, 2016 22:54
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drat Dirty Ape posted:drat work, I am so far behind on amazing SC news it's going to take me hours to catch up. She's just quoting croberts though since she pegged him all night you see
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Madcosby posted:Star Citizen: A Special Butt-Hurt
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Jan 5, 2016 22:56
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Jan 5, 2016 22:56
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grimcreaper posted:Holy poo poo. I feel like sandi must have a personal writer helping her because all of her stuff comes off as CAPSLOCK WARRIOR RAGER kinda stuff. It's probably Ben.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:57
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It's probably Ben. Actually, im Ben. Ive been hiding among you all this whole time. I am also Mr. Smarts internal leak. I am to big to hide secrets.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:58
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grimcreaper posted:Actually, im Ben. Ive been hiding among you all this whole time. Too big to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:She's just quoting croberts though I guess she's one of those that likes the thumb.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:00
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Too big to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP. I ride the PARP train every day. I honk the PARP horn. Soon it shall happen, right in Sandi's ear. PAAAAAAAAAAAARRRP
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Eonwe posted:wait could bonzi buddy do text to speech Yeah. Also, there was a time when it was a parrot.
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Mirificus posted:It could be worse. You could be trawling the RSI forums and Star Citizen Reddit for drama. I am consistently amazed at how much you must have to hate yourself to do that. grimcreaper posted:All im seeing from your post is "PPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP ******************************************* IGNORED******************************** PARP PARP" That's all I see from every post in this thread. You guys haven't actually been typing words and stuff have you? How do I uninstall StarCitizen.virus from my computer, I think it messed up my Something Awful.
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