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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

grimcreaper posted:

I think you should challenge Chris Roberts to a boxing match.
Yes but only in 4D Boxing

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

grimcreaper posted:

I think you should challenge Chris Roberts to a boxing match.

Christmas is over though

lol

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
:regd08:

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

wyoak posted:

lol Roberts isn't coding anything

hes had several videos showing off his work on the local physics grid bits inside ships. So he's probably literally to thank for all those times you just suddenly get ejected through the floor and flung out in to space.

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
I didnt see this sweet fan picture posted:

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


He took up the challenge from that hack movie guy, Oovee Bowl or whatever his name is. Its a challenge that needs to be paid forward.

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

Bootcha posted:

I have seen the dream.

I see it so clearly.

It is a nightmare.

Holy loving poo poo.

Never in my life could I imagine such a miserable, petty, incompetent loving poo poo show.

This... I just can't fathom.

Jesus loving Christ.

It is a nightmare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
the true test of skill

Lowtax vs Croberts

Quake

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Gwaihir posted:

hes had several videos showing off his work on the local physics grid bits inside ships. So he's probably literally to thank for all those times you just suddenly get ejected through the floor and flung out in to space.

its a feature

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

grimcreaper posted:

He took up the challenge from that hack movie guy, Oovee Bowl or whatever his name is. Its a challenge that needs to be paid forward.

That one I know

I made a pun about presents

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I want to see the spaceships from Battlecruiser 3000AD fight the spaceships from Star Citizen. It's like a "who would win?" scenario, like between an Imperial Star Destroyer vs the Enterprise.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
guys

i think it's time we started our own space game

something citizen

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
Or this one


I am the sweet fanny pack

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel



thank you

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
But I know that BC3000AD would win, because those are ships in an actual game with powerful pew-pew lasers, while Star Citizen's ships are still mostly concepts and the ones that do exist fly apart the moment anything touches them roflmao

Bait and Swatch posted:

Or this one


I am the sweet fanny pack
Observation: Grown men in shorts -- especially if they have a gut -- look like giant, overgrown babies.

A few exceptions:

+ At a swimming pool or beach.

+ At the gym.

+ Playing basketball.

+ The British Army in North Africa circa 1942-1943.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jan 6, 2016

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Omi-Polari posted:

I want to see the spaceships from Battlecruiser 3000AD fight the spaceships from Star Citizen. It's like a "who would win?" scenario, like between an Imperial Star Destroyer vs the Enterprise.

Clearly Dawson's Christian would win.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Bait and Swatch posted:

Or this one


I am the sweet fanny pack

Pretty nice globe there

the nasa thing is also cool

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Beet Wagon posted:

I am consistently amazed at how much you must have to hate yourself to do that.
I like myself and I like irrational drama :unsmith:

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Eonwe posted:

the true test of skill

Lowtax vs Croberts

Quake
No way. Quake 2. Lithium mod. Offhand grapple. Do not deny this.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Lowtax posted:

No way. Quake 2. Lithium mod. Offhand grapple. Do not deny this.

Well, i dont know what any of those things are. But it would be fun to watch and you should issue this challenge as official, from King Goon himself.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Madcosby posted:

screw that, I want Derek Smart and Chris Roberts to fight.

If Derek wins, Chris has to stop raising money
If Roberts wins, Derek has to stop posting about Star Citizen anywhere

legal, make it happen

Yeah but Chris isn't a fighter, he's a












What the gently caress is he??

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Bait and Swatch posted:

Or this one


I am the sweet fanny pack

I wish I had been there to throw Astronaut Ice Cream at that guy.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lowtax posted:

No way. Quake 2. Lithium mod. Offhand grapple. Do not deny this.

i like where this is going

i hope to see a formal croberts challenge in your article

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

:stoke:

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

caterpillar looking p good though



I know I made jokes about tetris pieces a few pages ago but this is literally a tetris piece.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Lowtax posted:

No way. Quake 2. Lithium mod. Offhand grapple. Do not deny this.

look at this tough guy challenging a hunt-and-pecker to an fps game

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

Ravane posted:



Censorship is my favorite thing about school, glorious leader.

Edit: Holy poo poo. I thought people were joking when she called herself one of the best saleswomen in the entire world.

I'm surprised that part sticks out and not that a senior executive and VP of marketing literally called potential customers "special butt-hurt snowflakes".

Between that and Chris's letter, I'm astounded they have any credibility in the industry or respect from anyone.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I would like to see Croberts vs Lowtax in Line of Defense, with commentary by Derek Smart.

oh

Or 1v1 in Arena Commander. It would be hilarious to watch Croberts lose to someone who thinks his game is dumb and bad.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Rudager posted:

I'm astounded they have any credibility in the industry or respect from anyone.

Erm

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

look at this tough guy challenging a hunt-and-pecker to an fps game
The only pecker here is..................



................












............



YOU!!!!!!!!!

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

redwalrus posted:

I know I made jokes about tetris pieces a few pages ago but this is literally a tetris piece.

no, it's 1:3

i checked

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Lowtax posted:

The only pecker here is..................



................












............



YOU!!!!!!!!!

*snip*

no longer :smug:

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread
I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Beet Wagon posted:

I would like to see Croberts vs Lowtax in Line of Defense, with commentary by Derek Smart.

oh

Or 1v1 in Arena Commander. It would be hilarious to watch Croberts lose to someone who thinks his game is dumb and bad.
I loving hate space and refuse to play any game that predominantly features it.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lowtax posted:

I loving hate space and refuse to play any game that predominantly features it.

everything takes place in space if you think about it

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bait and Swatch posted:

I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face

"What kind of cool crimes did he do? ... Hmmm... can't decide... wait... Classified. Yeah! Classified!"

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Bait and Swatch posted:

I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face


I think that might literally be a piece of that dude's Sleep Apnea Starter Kit.


Lowtax posted:

I loving hate space and refuse to play any game that predominantly features it.

There's no space in Star Citizen. Only DREAMS.

But yeah space is a total knob.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Bait and Swatch posted:

I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face


i dont think he is breathing hard in that thing at all

no sir

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Bait and Swatch posted:

I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face


He can easily hook up the helium bottle when CIG start cutting features.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Bait and Swatch posted:

I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face


thats a mask for one of those sleep apnea machines

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

FactsAreUseless posted:

"What kind of cool crimes did he do? ... Hmmm... can't decide... wait... Classified. Yeah! Classified!"

david wolfner is a badass, dont doubt him

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