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ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
and to not fail at being a santee i got some lovely christmas-themed nerd-pins today!:

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
well, sucks about your family. but thanks for coming back around to the yosmas spirit

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



whoop! your neighbor came thru! :) I mean it was in your name and all hehe as mentioned earlier, I'll be sending you a better care package of Canadian things :)

Solus M.D.
Oct 17, 2007

what did i just post?
lol i had a package sent by my santa which was marked undeliverable for unknown reasons and now usps doesn't know where it is, and my mailman is off work today

thanks usps

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

thsps

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


oh poo poo guys




Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
better pick it up quick

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
attn male shoe gays: you apparently have a package waiting in your "po box"

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


got my packages they are awesome thank you Santa. I will post when I'm not mobile.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






:siren: i have received a thing :ducksiren:

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
poo poo! i forgot to buy my santee a gift! :wth:!!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
that's a ban

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Stereotype posted:

2/60 isn't bad, like 3%.

97% gifts sent is like an A+

yeah, agreed. Ah well.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Fuzzy Mammal posted:

c tagine s:

the picture makes it look terrible



but it came out p good! tender lamb and the sweetness from the apricots was nice.

a+ would santee again

:unsmith:

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


suffix posted:

possibly a package arrived yesterday?
in addition to this which you already said you'd check out?


if those packages are broken or terrible i am definitely not your secret santa

None of my coworkers want to eat your disgusting licorice things santa

Solus M.D.
Oct 17, 2007

what did i just post?
i will eat all disgusting licorice products

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Hey Shifty Pony you have 1 more package on the way but apparently it got delayed a month(!) so you can rest easy that you have received all of the packages...for now....

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
*sigh* there goes any chance of closing this thread before february

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Silver Alicorn posted:

*sigh* there goes any chance of closing this thread before february

this post is adorable

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I kid, I've actually had a lot of fun doing this and being the center of attention for a lil while :kiddo:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Silver Alicorn posted:

I kid, I've actually had a lot of fun doing this and being the center of attention for a lil while :kiddo:

it's a drat sight better than making GBS threads up the pictures thread with panda pics!!!!

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:

got my packages they are awesome thank you Santa. I will post when I'm not mobile.

:toot:

NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:

None of my coworkers want to eat your disgusting licorice things santa

wth what is wrong with people

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Silver Alicorn posted:

yeah gatos sends hella pro gifts
this year especially :3:

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


suffix posted:

:toot:


wth what is wrong with people

After not getting any packages I finally asked the mail guy who was like "oh yeah there's a couple of boxes for you in the back". Unable to contain my excitement I opened my bags right in the parking lot.



First I opened the small box which contained this thing



This is some sort of ancient artifact from the far east which I believe is used to grind spices. What could I use it for? Let's find out.




The big box contained this other box.

Which included a letter:


DEAR "NEVERGIRLSOFFICIAL" - IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME. I HOPE THIS PACKAGE REACHES YOU IN GOOD HEALTH, AND THAT YOU HAVE HAD A GOOD CHRISTMAS.

I WANTED TO SEND YOU MORE FUNNY COMPUTERS STUFF BUT I RAN OUT OF TIME SO INSTEAD YOU GET


- SOME T-SHIRTS THAT PROBABLY DON'T FIT

- A PEZ DISPENSER THAT DOESN'T WORK WELL BUT WILL SHOW LADIES YOUR SUAVENESS AND SOPHISTICATION

- SPICE MIX FOR "GLØGG" MULLED WINE (1L RED WINE + 1/2L WATER + 1 TBSP. SPICE MIX, HEAT TO 140F AND STEEP FOR 10 MINUTES)

- ASSORTED CANDY


I HEARD PEOPLE DON'T EAT AMMONIUM CHLORIDE OVER THERE WHICH SOUNDS TERRIBLE SO I PACKED A SELECTION OF SALTY LIQUORICE CANDY JUST IN CASE.

THE DRIED FISH SNACKS MAY SMELL A BIT WHEN OPENED.

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET YOU A GONG FROM THE GONG STORE.

HO HO HO,
YOUR SANTA







Responses:
1. t shirts are size large so yes they fits much to everyone's surprise I'm sure. I thought this was some actual cool norway metal band but turns out they are "comedy rock" (I googled) -- will I get beaten up at the metal show if I wear these?

2. Pez dispenser hat broke off but I am going to glue it

3. Looking forward to using this spice mix. Am I supposed to grind it with the spice grinder?

4. Assorted candy. REVIEW: I promptly gave away all the licorice candy and found one coworker who will eat it all (fat), they gave it the thumbs up. I kept the ones that are the chocolate covered bugles and they are amazing. I also kept the selbu somethingorother which appears to be low in licorice content. Not going to try to eat the fish snacks.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:



This is some sort of ancient artifact from the far east which I believe is used to grind spices. What could I use it for? Let's find out.

those are tibetan prayer flags and a tibetan singing bowl :negative:

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
oh you got the bonus gift too
it's a tibetan singing bowl. idk i figured it is kind of like a gong, but better
i guess you could grind spices in it if you really want to

there is no liquorice in the selbu chocolate but one of them which i particularly like tastes like blue cheese


NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:

After not getting any packages I finally asked the mail guy who was like "oh yeah there's a couple of boxes for you in the back". Unable to contain my excitement I opened my bags right in the parking lot.



pro anti-mealworm strat

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Lutha Mahtin posted:

those are tibetan prayer flags and a tibetan singing bowl :negative:

lol nice I never even heard of this

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


suffix posted:

oh you got the bonus gift too
it's a tibetan singing bowl. idk i figured it is kind of like a gong, but better

yes this is awesome

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Turkish Peppers are pro as gently caress and you should have at least TRIED one :colbert:

Edit: Hockey Pucks! :woop:

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAjuILOH6S0

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

:lol:

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

5

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
:pusheen::pusheen::pusheen:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
so gatos' santa never showed up? imma use the return address on this box to send you some christmas cheer (malort)

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

:30bux:

Tankakern fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jan 6, 2016

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




my final package has been delivered to front door. santee pls retrieve

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oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

package arrived today! pictures tomorrow because I was busy at my parents
it's p. yospos, very happy!
thanks vodkat!

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