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Dungeon Ecology posted:yeah none of this poo poo is funny that, coupled with the inane, active ignorance of the fact that half of the people have been replaced, and the other half are sitting/standing differently, and they're all washed out against the different background.
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Boinks posted:That's a coincidence. The movie bombed so hard they're trying to get everyone to just forget it ever existed. It's absolutely a coincidence but it doesn't make it less funny that they're desperately trying to pretend the film didn't happen.
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Y'allahu Akbar, everybody! Yee-haw!
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why spongebob? made in china? arabic text? hell why english text if made in china for the middle east? this thing is art.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Y'allahu Akbar, everybody! Yee-haw! In this modern age, Y'allqaeda becomes a trend real fast.
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The MSJ posted:They should at least try to get Oscar Isaac, Olivia Munn, and Alexandra Shipp (along with Tye Sheridan and Sophie Turner) in there. Oscar Isaac and Olivia Munn were originally on there. They still are.
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Codependent Poster posted:Oscar Isaac and Olivia Munn were originally on there. They still are. The background in the new one must be confusing me when I look at both of them back and forth.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Y'allahu Akbar, everybody! Yee-haw! Yeehawdism: 72 cousins in the afterlife
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*spit takes* That's not chuck tingle! That's not chuck tingle at all!
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19th-century cards for picking up girls.     
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This guy is awesome. This one seems a bit desperate though.
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'Love Made on short notice' Hehehehehehehe
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ImpAtom posted:It's absolutely a coincidence but it doesn't make it less funny that they're desperately trying to pretend the film didn't happen. Was it that terrible? I haven't seen it, but it's hard to imagine it being worse than those other two FF movies.
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whiteyfats posted:Was it that terrible? I haven't seen it, but it's hard to imagine it being worse than those other two FF movies. The studio freaked out and kicked out the director halfway through and did a bunch of hasty reshoots to cobble together a second half for film so even though it has a few interesting elements it's a goddamn mess however you look at it. There's a whole thread about it in CD if anyone is interested in finding out exactly how hosed up things got behind the scenes. Also it was so different to the other movies that it's like comparing apples and oranges but if you consider box office receipts to be an indicator of popularity then it was MUCH MUCH worse than the other two. Like, catastrophically worse. The director Josh Trank was set up to direct a Star Wars film after FF but that fell through as a result of this shitfest, careers were ruined over this.
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whiteyfats posted:Was it that terrible? I haven't seen it, but it's hard to imagine it being worse than those other two FF movies. Those first two FF movies were garbage, but they seem like Citizen Kane compared to the FF reboot. Without a doubt one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and easily the worst superhero movie ever (including that really old FF movie). I seriously didn't think they had anywhere to go but up after the first two abysmal movies, but they found a way to scrape through the bottom of the barrel and explore the depths below. If anything it's worth watching just to see how bad it is.
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Eh, it's just kinda crappy. It's the first third of an interesting movie, [reel missing], and the third third of a forgettable Marvel knockoff. It's hardly the cinematic Holocaust people keep making it out to be.
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Krinkle posted:*spit takes* That's not chuck tingle! That's not chuck tingle at all! No but this is. 
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TetsuoTW posted:Eh, it's just kinda crappy. It's the first third of an interesting movie, [reel missing], and the third third of a forgettable Marvel knockoff. It's hardly the cinematic Holocaust people keep making it out to be. When Disney and Marvel are trying to keep up a consistent money-making brand, not to mention the faint touches of continuity between the films, a dud or failure is going to be seen as bad by more than just the punters who saw it.
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Jamesman posted:No but this is. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The studio freaked out and kicked out the director halfway through and did a bunch of hasty reshoots to cobble together a second half for film so even though it has a few interesting elements it's a goddamn mess however you look at it. There's a whole thread about it in CD if anyone is interested in finding out exactly how hosed up things got behind the scenes. You wouldn't happen to have the link handy, would you? 
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This would make a bitching tattoo
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Neddy Seagoon posted:When Disney and Marvel are trying to keep up a consistent money-making brand, not to mention the faint touches of continuity between the films, a dud or failure is going to be seen as bad by more than just the punters who saw it. Marvel Studios and Disney had nothing to do with the Fantastic Four movie. whiteyfats posted:You wouldn't happen to have the link handy, would you? Enjoy! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3735556&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Also this youtube video does a pretty good job of investigating what went wrong with the film if you can't be bothered reading the whole thread.
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Krinkle posted:*spit takes* That's not chuck tingle! That's not chuck tingle at all! If it was, it'd be Oregon occupying a patriot's butt. Or perhaps the concept of patriotism.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:easily the worst superhero movie ever That's a pretty big claim. Worse than Catwoman? Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? Elektra?
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Tiggum posted:That's a pretty big claim. Worse than Catwoman? Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? Elektra? Good thing you didn't mention Superman 3, or we would have trouble. 
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Jamesman posted:No but this is. This is called an office job.
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Tiggum posted:That's a pretty big claim. Worse than Catwoman? Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? Elektra? According to Rotten Tomatoes it's dead equal with Catwoman but worse than all those others. Even Howard the Duck and Jonah Hex and Steel scored better. No one really cares what scores Rotten Tomatoes gives to movies but the only other option would be to discuss our opinions and we all know that's a pointless endeavour so whatcha gonna do?  (The actual worst ever superhero movie is Son Of The Mask.)
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:According to Rotten Tomatoes it's dead equal with Catwoman but worse than all those others. Even Howard the Duck and Jonah Hex and Steel scored better. Supergirl
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Jamesman posted:No but this is. Has anyone actually read a Chuck Tingle book?
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I just found out that chuck tingle lives 2 1/2 hours east of where I live. I may have to make a pilgrimage to meet one of the most revolutionary and defining authors of our time. Content: 
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Marta Velasquez posted:Has anyone actually read a Chuck Tingle book? hahaha, you can't "read" a chuck tingle book. you EXPERIENCE them no, because as a straight dude I don't really enjoy gay porn
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:According to Rotten Tomatoes it's dead equal with Catwoman but worse than all those others. Even Howard the Duck and Jonah Hex and Steel scored better. I thought that the Cosby movie "Leonard Part 6" was bad with a 9% Tomatometer! Wow, Son of the Mask must really suck. ed: Apparently there are a shitload of movies on rottentomatoes that have a 0% rating. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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