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Eonwe posted:ill be in a round table I'll be around a table. Hit my digits at dinnertime.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I do feel like if this game ever came out I would be the most hunted man in the entire universe. It's kind of cool. Maybe, until they all figure out Derek Smart is playing.
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drat Dirty Ape posted:So you're saying he wouldn't refer to a customer as a butt-hurt special snowflake? To be fair, I have now started referring to customers as butt-hurt special snowflakes nearly every day at my job, and I think it is perfectly acceptable customer service. The interactions typically go something like this: "Uh, hey, these hotdogs all got stuck on the roller and are burnt on one side and raw on the other." "What are you? Some butthurt special snowflake? Just eat the loving dogs and shut the gently caress up. They taste fine, I ate six of them when the assistant manager wasn't looking"
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FrankieGoes posted:To be fair, I have now started referring to customers as butt-hurt special snowflakes nearly every day at my job, and I think it is perfectly acceptable customer service. The interactions typically go something like this: same when a server went down earlier and I couldn't find anyone to own up to being responsible for it I just told the customer "what are you some butt-hurt special snowflake? yeah maybe you can't schedule deliveries, just make due with what you have idiot"
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Beet Wagon posted:Maybe, until they all figure out Derek Smart is playing. They actually removed Smart's account to keep him from having game access. It doesn't stop him, but presumably if they found him playing an alt CIG would ban that as well.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:They actually removed Smart's account to keep him from having game access. It doesn't stop him, but presumably if they found him playing an alt CIG would ban that as well. It would be really nice if someone would ban Chris Roberts and his Sandi Wife from the company.
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Assuming the impossible comes to pass and this game is both released AND actually half-way worth playing. What will the Goon flagship's name be? S.S. Derek Smart? S.S. Burkey?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:They actually removed Smart's account to keep him from having game access. It doesn't stop him, but presumably if they found him playing an alt CIG would ban that as well. I suspect they refunded Derek in full in an attempt to prevent him from being a member of a possible class action suit... but what do I know? I'm just a radio dj, and project manager.
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lilspooky posted:Assuming the impossible comes to pass and this game is both released AND actually half-way worth playing. What will the Goon flagship's name be? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwjj4e1VRfc U.S.S. SUCKLORD
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Imagine your friend or coworker got a brand new special edition porsche and you're too fat to even sit in it, and your bodyweight exceeds the max weight for the chassis hahahahaa
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lilspooky posted:Assuming the impossible comes to pass and this game is both released AND actually half-way worth playing. What will the Goon flagship's name be? I vote for the S. S. Whale Breaker
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lilspooky posted:Assuming the impossible comes to pass and this game is both released AND actually half-way worth playing. What will the Goon flagship's name be? S.S. lilspooky
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it has to be some variation of Pequad come on
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Kakarot posted:S.S. lilspooky Im pretty sure any name we come up with will be put on a "to kill" list anyway, so we might as well come up with every name for a ship possible.
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you haven't heard of my ship? this is the ship that made the kessel run in 12 lesnicks
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BluestreakBTHR posted:I suspect they refunded Derek in full in an attempt to prevent him from being a member of a possible class action suit... but what do I know? Also a toxic presence, and a nice guy who fell in with a bad crowd.
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lilspooky posted:Assuming the impossible comes to pass and this game is both released AND actually half-way worth playing. What will the Goon flagship's name be? FLJK Professionalism
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My ship is the SS Sandi because I'm so good I do the work of ten ships - warpspeeds into sun
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:you haven't heard of my ship? this is the ship that made the kessel run in 12 lesnicks Lesnick: (pronounced Lesnick): Can be used interchangeably for both units of weight AND distance. 1 Lesnick is *usually* equivalent to ~415 pounds of weight, which can then be calculated to a distance of nearly 1 mile per ~41.5 minutes. It has revolutionized our understanding of just how weight truly affects speed and how black holes can slow time. Edit: Seriously Mr. Lesnick, from 1 fat rear end to another, you look like your about to have a heart attack any minute. for your own sake, lose some weight.
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it will be the Exxon Valdez because everywhere it goes is a huge spill of tears and birds die
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Also a toxic presence, and a nice guy who fell in with a bad crowd. and bad frogger
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:it will be the Exxon Valdez because everywhere it goes is a huge spill of tears and birds die The Smarxxon Beerdez.
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How many pages ago did you make that? After you read this, how many pages are you behind again?
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This is great.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I do feel like if this game ever came out I would be the most hunted man in the entire universe. It's kind of cool. if I was limited to one account I'd have the same fear myself but the verse is supposed to be 90% NPC and 10% furry pedos, so the odds are not worrisome.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:you haven't heard of my ship? this is the ship that made the kessel run in 12 lesnicks the slowest ship in the verse
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grimcreaper posted:How many pages ago did you make that? After you read this, how many pages are you behind again? Every single post has been worth reading. You are a beautiful thread.
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Same. I hadn't expected any more gold from this thread until at least mid-late January, but it continues to exceed all expectations. loving magical.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Also a toxic presence, and a nice guy who fell in with a bad crowd. I learned it by watching you!
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BluestreakBTHR posted:I learned it by watching you! I am the Harbinger of PAAARP.
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lilspooky posted:Assuming the impossible comes to pass and this game is both released AND actually half-way worth playing. What will the Goon flagship's name be? S.S. Weedlordbonerhitler
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