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Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I would like to state to the community that I am now, with the power invested in my pervert uncle, officially married to the Constellation. I would ask all citizens to please keep this in mind if they feel it necessary to refer to my spouse, and to please not wreck her in my absence

o7

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6216313/#Comment_6216313

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:09

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peter gabriel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1eQb7eBUY

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:10

VenusRedux: Oct 5, 2015

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

INN never contacted me.

lol what a shocking turn of events.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:10

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

EminusSleepus posted:

Waiting to see if your rsi account will be banned for ToS reasons.

Let us know lowtax

Get it right. It's not HIS, it's HIS DAUGHTER'S! I would love to see RSI/CIG crush the dreams of a sweet little 10 year old girl who yells at her daddy when he slips and uses curse words... I am sure they would too.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:12

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

peter gabriel posted:

These are the exact kind of people who slowly vanished from the Elite forums as Braben patched the game and bit by bit made it more fun

They are the people who made CCP think forced CQ was a good idea.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:12

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Star Citizen: Please Engage in Proper Avatar Behaivor

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:14

Prop Wash: Jun 12, 2010

Mirificus posted:

Prominent carebears in favor of walking.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6216152/#Comment_6216152

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6217724/#Comment_6217724

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6219506/#Comment_6219506

I too think loiterers should be killed

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:14

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/311618/10-for-the-chairman

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6211676/#Comment_6211676

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:15

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

peter gabriel posted:

It's Derek, War And Peace is a pamphlet to that guy

lol

Google Butt posted:

It's hilarious to me that a 100m company has to sit in a boardroom and discuss how to handle "the goons". It's the best self own I've ever witnessed.

lol

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:16

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Google Butt posted:

It's hilarious to me that a 100m company has to sit in a boardroom and discuss how to handle "the goons". It's the best self own I've ever witnessed.

this might be the funniest thing in this thread

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:19

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Marching Powder posted:

this might be the funniest thing in this thread

Have you seen this :pgabz:

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:20

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

peter gabriel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1eQb7eBUY

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:22

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

INN never contacted me.

Don't be all butt hurt about it.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:23

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/311696/cig-skunk-works

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:25

Chickenfrogman: Sep 16, 2011; by exmarx

Mirificus posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/311696/cig-skunk-works

jesus christ. How can you go this insane. How.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:27

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

the eventual WAR OF THE SPERGS

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:28

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

Mirificus posted:

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/311696/cig-skunk-works

It is going to be so amazing when people like this experience the 'finished' product.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:28

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

peter gabriel posted:

Not neccasarasasasraly no, as long as you had control of the camera it should be OK

aleksendr posted:

The station does that nearly all the time, its just how the bearing system works. Quality Origin System engineering. Situation normal.

As for the VR puke you would have probably been safe if slightly disoriented. The best ticket for a VR barfnado is moving the head of the player in a forced animation because it usually goes like this in your body :

Eyes : Hey, Brain, Hey, our head is moving.
Inner ear : No its not
Eyes : Yes it is, i swear.
Inner ear : No it aint, SHUT UP.
Eyes : Dont listen to the Inner ear she cant feel anything. HEAD MOVING, BRACE YOUR ARM FOR IMPACT
Inner ear : WE ARE SITTING IN A CHAIR, STOP SHOUTING YOU BLIND rear end in a top hat!

BRAIN : i'm so sick of you fuckers. Call the stomach and empty everything.

Strange. I was getting a feeling similar to the one I get when an Omnimax film does one of those POV shots from a helicopter and my brain's not sure if it's the image on the screen that's rotating or me/the entire theater.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:31

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

EminusSleepus posted:

the eventual WAR OF THE SPERGS

this post is really funny when you picture him sitting at his computer wearing an identical helmet.

edit: oh i guess that's an alien and not a helmet.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:40

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Eonwe posted:

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:41

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:45

BluestreakBTHR: Oct 2, 2015; Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.; Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

INN never contacted me.

You can call me tomorrow. I'll have the InformationRedux people calling in during the second hour.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:47

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

peter gabriel posted:

Can you still send that to people as a stealthy gift?

Dunno, but knowing Steam, prolly so.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:47

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

drat Dirty Ape posted:

Don't be all butt hurt about it.

What a special snowflake...

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:49

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Scathach posted:

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:50

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:51

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Scathach posted:

from someone that has seen all the Hellraiser movies...

(Also, The Smart One doesn't sound like I thought. Not nearly as stentorian as I thought. And I can't put a finger on his accent... Just heard it because of stupid work...)

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:52

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Scathach posted:

lmbo

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:52

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Lowtax posted:

DID YOU READ THAT, MISTER AND MISSES ROBERTS? I, THE OWNER OF THE WORLD'S MOST TOXIC INTERNET COMMUNITY, HAVE SPENT $45 TO PURCHASE ONE OF YOUR SPACESHIPS FOR SPACE IN YOUR SPACE GAME

I banned myself as an xmas present for you and you do this with the cash...

# ? Jan 9, 2016 05:52