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A slightly bored FBI agent came to the place I work today and asked me if I had any plans to attack the United States or knew of any groups that were planning on taking violent action of any sort. It was kind of like a cop investigating a noise complaint that he knew came from some old grump that files formal complaint over loving everything, but I'm still kind of spooked now. I had to tell him that a particular website I frequent has a lot of people on it that talk a big game of violent uprising but would completely chicken out the moment they got their visit from the FBI. I would appreciate it if all you angry YOSPOSers and D&Ders would cool it a bit so I don't have to defend myself on that front again. Weeks earlier in a dull moment when everyone else was making jokes about the San Bernardino shootings, I said I always wondered why they went so small as shooting people in a public place, and if they're willing to die to hurt America why not go all out and really blow up something that would send real shockwaves through the economy. Everyone made hay of this and called me a terrorist mastermind for a few hours. I don't know if this was a joke like SWATing that went more boringly than planned or if someone really worried about me having real plans to hurt America. That I said directly to them, in public, out loud. I have a dog that's violent to strangers, and if any law enforcement kick in my door the first thing they'll do is shoot him dead. I'm not really worried about any other articulable thing. I just feel weird now. Weird, and sort of on edge.
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so what did you tell them
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Jan 12, 2016 01:50
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hello mr. fbi agent let me tell you about the gibbis
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Wulfolme posted:A slightly bored FBI agent came to the place I work today and asked me if I had any plans to attack the United States or knew of any groups that were planning on taking violent action of any sort. It was kind of like a cop investigating a noise complaint that he knew came from some old grump that files formal complaint over loving everything, but I'm still kind of spooked now. I had to tell him that a particular website I frequent has a lot of people on it that talk a big game of violent uprising but would completely chicken out the moment they got their visit from the FBI. I would appreciate it if all you angry YOSPOSers and D&Ders would cool it a bit so I don't have to defend myself on that front again. so maybe don't say poo poo out loud to your dumbshit co-workers. were you high or something?
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Jan 12, 2016 01:52
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so you joked about terrorists blowing up important things to people you know IRL and this is D&Ds fault got it
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Jan 12, 2016 01:53
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i wanna read the sa fbi dossier caro microwaves mom 9/11 star wars
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fyodor posted:so maybe don't say poo poo out loud to your dumbshit co-workers. were you high or something? He should follow through, since he is gonna get dragged in sooner or later.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:54
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The idea of someone trying to explain GBS to the FBI is hilarious.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:54
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A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:54
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you should have said no and winked
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Jan 12, 2016 01:55
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:55
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny. Finally tax money well spent.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:56
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny. It was never a joke. It was honest to god curiosity.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:56
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no you guys dont get it its not supposed to be funny
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Jan 12, 2016 01:56
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Looking forward to the trip report from Guantanamo.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:57
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You should have asked for "one minute to consult Allah" before answering any questions.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:58
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you're gonna get fingered by the tsa forever
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Jan 12, 2016 01:58
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How brown are you?
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:you're gonna get fingered by the tsa forever I sent this joke to my mom, I hope you're cool with that
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Jan 12, 2016 02:01
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Don't snitch on us you fucker! Allahu Ackbar!
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Jan 12, 2016 02:01
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More exciting than my work was today.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:04
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Are you arabic looking at all Op?
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Jan 12, 2016 02:04
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I am the single least Mexican guy there. mexican is close enough to arabic, right?
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Jan 12, 2016 02:06
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Good job on pulling a fast one on them. Please in the future keep the grand plans confined to Something Awful Dot Com Forums PM's please. TIA
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:The idea of someone trying to explain GBS to the FBI is hilarious. Yes, it really is..... Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA 
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Wulfolme posted:I am the single least Mexican guy there. brownish so yea. Man if an FBI agent ever came to me asking that I'd at least offer to go to lunch with him. The guy sounds like he could have used it.
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Jan 12, 2016 02:16
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land of the free
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If I was in your situation but a terrorist this is probably the exact thread I would post really makes you think
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Jan 12, 2016 02:17
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Op is a fweakin noob./.
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Wulfolme posted:Weeks earlier in a dull moment when everyone else was making jokes about the San Bernardino shootings, I said I always wondered why they went so small as shooting people in a public place, and if they're willing to die to hurt America why not go all out and really blow up something that would send real shockwaves through the economy. Everyone made hay of this and called me a terrorist mastermind for a few hours. I don't know if this was a joke like SWATing that went more boringly than planned or if someone really worried about me having real plans to hurt America. That I said directly to them, in public, out loud. Doing another 9/11 is a lot of hassle when blowing up a trashcan is enough to put the whole country on lockdown.
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double post in an obvious honeypot thread
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I'm gonna leave this on loop to entertain the FBI agent that's tasked with monitoring my internet use tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmiKenqLVAU
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny. 
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Jan 12, 2016 02:27
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did you say "i'm gay" to the FBI agent?
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Jan 12, 2016 02:31
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FBI agents are ace
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Jan 12, 2016 02:32
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny. 
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny.
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Grem posted:A federal agent actually had to come down to your work to tell you you aren't funny.
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dude if the feds were monitoring and cared about what goons post on here i'd be getting ball tortured in a cia black site right now i should be so lucky
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A misanthrope posted:dude if the feds were monitoring and cared about what goons post on here i'd be getting ball tortured in a cia black site right now Maybe in a better world
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