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mng posted:no one would ever make a joke on twitter! Internet: serious business.
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Decrepus posted:This isn't really fair because that meme has been around for a long time now and to just slap his head on it to defame him is pretty lame. I didn't slap anyone's face on this, I just saw it in my feed and found it mildly amusing. I'm guessing the guy who posted this may have been copying a meme then, but if he did I've never seen it before. Manic X has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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Decrepus posted:This isn't really fair because that meme has been around for a long time now and to just slap his head on it to defame him is pretty lame. Welcome to Facebook. Most of the quotes I see attributed to politicians are blatantly false but that doesn't stop idiots from liking and sharing them by the thousands.
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Brooklyn hipsters don't own cars, by definition. They could probably change a unicycle tire though.
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You know I've never really got this connection because changing a tire is stupidly easy but it is apparently something manly.
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I can make a sandwich and change a tire, yet I can't grow a beard. I must be a Tumblr genderfluid thing.
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mng posted:I can make a sandwich and change a tire, yet I can't grow a beard. I must be a Tumblr genderfluid thing. Same. Why, just the other day I used a bunch of tools to assemble a thing, yet no hair grew on my face. I think I'm defective and would like a refund.
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Manic X posted:Is this harsh or good parenting? Oh neat, I didn't know you could craft brothels in Minecraft now.
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Fiend Computer posted:You know I've never really got this connection because changing a tire is stupidly easy but it is apparently something manly. I'm sure I could probably work it out, but how much does this even come up? I've been driving for almost 20 years and never had to worry about it. I can't find it now, but I had a guy on my feed being all smug about millennials. "I bet if you put them in a library they couldn't even use the card catalog!"
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Dr_Amazing posted:I'm sure I could probably work it out, but how much does this even come up? I've been driving for almost 20 years and never had to worry about it. Do they also complain that millennials can't drive a horse carriage? Hell I bet millennials can't even craft a bow out of a yew stick, a piece of flint, and some animal sinew. This idea that millennials are lazy idiots because they can't use a card catalog is stupid. The reason people use computers now is because it's just plain loving better that way. The computer can even tell you if the book is checked in so you don't waste your time looking for it if it isn't. Hell yes I'll discard the cart catalog and use the computer instead. Thank you, technology!
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Do they also complain that millennials can't drive a horse carriage? Hell I bet millennials can't even craft a bow out of a yew stick, a piece of flint, and some animal sinew. speaking of "MILLENNIALS!!!" a friend just linked me to the most amazing/tryhard article about how terrible this generation is http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/08/boomers-millennials-workforce/#Ip29IWACltoXGkBz.99 the writer is also a TERF
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The Saddest Rhino posted:speaking of "MILLENNIALS!!!" a friend just linked me to the most amazing/tryhard article about how terrible this generation is http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/08/boomers-millennials-workforce/#Ip29IWACltoXGkBz.99 Holy poo poo, this is nothing but anecdotes. She read part of an article about millennials who gave their kids weird names and concluded that we all do.
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Dr_Amazing posted:I'm sure I could probably work it out, but how much does this even come up? I've been driving for almost 20 years and never had to worry about it. It's a pretty good skill to know. Like being able throw the spare on if you get a flat just to be able to drive it somewhere is something everyone should probably know just so you don't get stuck somewhere. The first time I ever had to change a flat was in high school and I was trying to figure out what to do first so I started to loosen the tire. A really nice woman got out of her minivan and let me know to jack the car up before I take off the tire so the car doesn't crush my fingers or whatever. It was really nice of her but looking back I guess I should have let her know that this was a man's job and she should mind her own business.
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It's almost like there was a large economic shift within the last decade that significantly impaired this generation's prospects for car ownership!
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Next you'll tell me if you don't own your own house then you're not a real man either!
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I pay people to change my tires because I'm not a destitute redneck.
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Manic X posted:I didn't slap anyone's face on this, I just saw it in my feed and found it mildly amusing. I'm guessing the guy who posted this may have been copying a meme then, but if he did I've never seen it before. I didn't mean you personally I understand people are posting memes they find. 
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OK I think I got this figured out. The way to be manly is to smell bad, refuse to shave or groom yourself, and spend literally every waking moment either breaking something or someone or fixing something while you eat the worst food you can find and be drunk constantly. And also be illiterate. ...gently caress. Well, I'm out. So who wants to have a dinner party and drink some wine? I have a kick rear end new bread recipe I've been meaning to try.
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If you have a beard yet can't assemble a suicide vest. SHAVE.
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Thanks for the recc, facebook.
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I'm torn on whether beards + tires is a bad thing or not. On one hand it's good to know the most basic car repair and maintenance. But it's a terrible example because tires rarely need changing anymore and I can guarantee you my Nazi killing grandfather would have loved Fix-a-Flat. gradenko_2000 posted:It's almost like there was a large economic shift within the last decade that significantly impaired this generation's prospects for car ownership! Wait, is that a thing? Are 20 somethings literally unable to afford cars in a country where 96% of poor people own refrigerators? Is that why they love Uber so much?
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I want that not be what it is, but it won't stop being what it is, not ever. Eeeewwww.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:speaking of "MILLENNIALS!!!" a friend just linked me to the most amazing/tryhard article about how terrible this generation is http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/08/boomers-millennials-workforce/#Ip29IWACltoXGkBz.99 Helllooooooooooooo? What’s that faint voice I hear drifting in from the great beyond? Oh, my! It’s a GenXer! Nary a mention here, though, of this overlooked generation save an offhand attribution to some Xer’s “tart” tweet that, to our boomer author’s delight, slams a millennial. It’s like I don’t even exist. You know what? We GenXers are tired of the bickering between the boomers and millennials. Take note millennial, I may not be worthy of discussion in this article or its commentary, but I'm still paying off your college tuition. And boomer? I’m shopping for your nursing home as we speak. So put a lid on it already. Or I'll separate you two.
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Oh god Im just here for the State of the Union poo poo, not that
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The Saddest Rhino posted:speaking of "MILLENNIALS!!!" a friend just linked me to the most amazing/tryhard article about how terrible this generation is http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/08/boomers-millennials-workforce/#Ip29IWACltoXGkBz.99 ohh boomers 
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Preeeetty sure bathing your kids in bodily waste that grows bacteria like crazy at least counts as neglect or endangerment or something. Holy poo poo.  This lady, constantly with the prayers. I forget how I met her but I'm pretty sure she's only on Facebook to talk about her religion.
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Geokinesis posted:rip are brave boys A lot of the dead soldiers did fire back. That's why they're dead.
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goose fleet posted:Internet dorks who bitch about loosening gender roles for men and the decline of overbearing enforced masculinity have obviously never experienced coming from cultures where your roles in life are pre-determined for you and if you don't fit into them you suffer massively They should be forced to live in one of those cultures that make you undergo a horrifying coming of age ritual and only get one chance to pass so they can fail it and be social children dominated by the village elders and ineligible to marry forever. Scathach posted:Preeeetty sure bathing your kids in bodily waste that grows bacteria like crazy at least counts as neglect or endangerment or something. Holy poo poo. Oh god this lady could be my boss. 
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Scathach posted:Preeeetty sure bathing your kids in bodily waste that grows bacteria like crazy at least counts as neglect or endangerment or something. Holy poo poo. Sounds like you're OPPRESSING her, stop oppressing her just because she's Christian! They have it the hardest of anyone these days! This is proof! Amen!
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I had a conversation with my mom and grandmother about some math because someone on television was talking about the Powerball lottery [1.3 Billion at time of posting] and she saw some meme about how if you had 300M you could pay 1M$ to 300M people because 300M$/ 300M people = 1M$ for everyone. It was a hypothetical thing but after we went back and forth on it because it didn't add up to me and my mom was saying that it didn't sound right since people on television were saying everyone would get 4 dollars and that didn't make sense. So, we went back and forth and eventually I managed to figure out 'Wait, no they're right, all of those people would only get a dollar.' so I went to find out how much it'd take to get everyone a million dollars if you divvied it up like that using my google and I found this.Unwelcome Participant posted:1,000,000,000,000 / 300,000,000 This would be weird enough if not for someone responding. quote:Racist? Black people can get any union job if they have a hs diploma and are black. They will get the job before a white guy who went to college for one reason. They are black, not qualified more nothing more! If they applied they would pay less taxes then the white guy also, so racist,yes its called black privlege, fair no, double standards always, bullshit i have to say this because whoever wrote this beleives the corrupt gov and 1 percenters That pit us against each other and believe it. Good job on reporting real news u race baiting manipulated whoever who hates because he is told to,dont complain when they make u a soldier!! http://www.topix.com/forum/afam/TH7IR2TK820Q6DTLS Even numbers get racists angry!  Sorry this post is so boring, I don't know how to make funny posts.
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RareAcumen posted:1,000,000,000,000 / 300,000,000 What the hell. Who does math this way? Why do you need 5 lines to come to the conclusion that 1,000,000,000,000 / 300,000,000 = 10,000 / 3? 
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