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aleksendr
May 14, 2014

peter gabriel posted:

Have these clowns never played WoW or what

The best part is when they think they will have perma-death and high death cost in a game where you can get stuck in the geometry for like, no reasons.

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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



stores + alien vistas and sunsets = xenoblade chronicles x, but that's on a console for kids so whatever

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

aleksendr posted:

The best part is when they think they will have perma-death and high death cost in a game where you can get stuck in the geometry for like, no reasons.

gently caress em

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4er7z0iVmyk

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Nothing's changed, I'll still patch you oh I'll still patch you
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to

I would love to go back to the old TOS, ah I'd love to go back to the old TOS there's too many bad updates, so many bad excuses. When they stopped refunds, you kept buying jpegs, the saddest thing I've ever seen and you had no clue how much they're laughing at you and we tried so hard to tell you ah but we're just goons too are you still there?

Or have you joined the cult, oh have you drunk the kool-aid? You might want to go back to the old TOS, but you never can, you never can, you never cannn.

:smith:

ewe2 fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jan 13, 2016

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Eonwe posted:

It's funny because if they are using JIRA (or basically any ticketing system) they are probably using the SaaS version and could easily recover any conversations that happen

They are using Zendesk.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

this is magic

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

No wonder they care so much about "immersion" and the generic sci-fi art direction: they utterly lack imagination.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
Star Citizen Bridge Simulator - A Vision of future CIG Presentations

quote:

-- Start Dream Sequence... Activated...

Cut to Gaming Convention:

People are standing in line to try out Multi-crew. Future pilots look ahead to see people going up a ramp into the cockpit of the Constellation, Idris & 890 Jump.

CIG, along with the community, has pitched in to build Real life replicas of the bridges of each ship to be used during gaming conventions. The whole convention floor is a buzz with the opportunity to Captain or crew a ship in Star Citizen. The "Bridge simulators" can be seen from anywhere on the show floor. They are modular so they can be taken apart and assembled easily for presentations.







---
I think having a Real Life Bridge simulator is the dream of anyone who ever wanted to captain a ship like in Star Wars or Star Trek. Have it setup it so each panel works just like in the game. Honestly if I hit the lotto tomorrow i'd get started building these and donate them to Promote Star Citizen. Or hopefully someone gets a Kickstarter going to build these to help out CIG during events. They would be unmatched by any other presenter on the show floor.

Best way for people to try multi-crew is to experience it for themselves in a way they would never forget. (oh and if someone actually does this, I'd be happy to come beta test it with my team!)

This is my dream for CIG, off to get a Lotto ticket and dream some more!

- Kismet
Leader, Ring of Destiny

EDIT: IMPORTANT NOTE: NOT CIG make this, but the community pitch together to make it to build interest in Star Citizen. You would of course need CIG's approval to do this though. Thus why I said "CIG & the Community"

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Yes, let us all pitch in to build incredible convention marketing tools for this hundred million dollar company.

This isn't even funding part of the game, its just weird devotion to the company.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

hardycore posted:

I live in austin and I can say without a shred of a doubt that I do not care enough to drive to CIG and see what's up

You should. At least to confirm that they've actually moved from the massive building to a smaller location as has been reported.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I missed the "cut to dream land" or whatever and thought that they had done this like they were RV dealers at a convention with this poo poo

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6231493/#Comment_6231493

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

The community infighting is going to get alot worse. Also the new patch is between 3~11 gb, no one really knows, it just does it's thing.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

The Strangest Finch posted:

Didn't you also do a really awesome CYOA about Orks? Like specifically on a space hulk?

Yup.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius




I've always dreamed of playing a game where I could walk to the store.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


cael shaw is a perineum away from signing up to SA just out of sheer antagonistic spite

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius




Nice aimbot.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

I win by any means

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



peter gabriel posted:

I win by any means

Leave it to a goon to hack at Star Citizen! Where is your honor?

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

peter gabriel posted:

I win by any means

-5 stars you fiucking plebe have you even heard of drowning pool and let the bodies hit the floor

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

god drat fuckin hacks

by that i mean the developers of course

brilliant video as ever :pgabz:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

drat Dirty Ape posted:

Leave it to a goon to hack at Star Citizen! Where is your honor?

When alone in space faced with certain death honour becomes something of the past my friend. In situations such as these you leave your morals at the door and do whatever it takes to see your goddamn space kids and wife that evening.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

neonbregna posted:

-5 stars you fiucking plebe have you even heard of drowning pool and let the bodies hit the floor

Me and my son sing this :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpA6TCWApfk

EDUTAINMENT IS BACK Roberts was right all along!

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



peter gabriel posted:

When alone in space faced with certain death honour becomes something of the past my friend. In situations such as these you leave your morals at the door and do whatever it takes to see your goddamn space kids and wife that evening.

My space kids and wife were brutally murdered in a brutal way with lots of pain and brutality by the fourth stimpire. :smith:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

drat Dirty Ape posted:

My space kids and wife were brutally murdered in a brutal way with lots of pain and brutality by the fourth stimpire. :smith:

If they show signs of teabagging it may have been at my hand, I am sorry Commando, my heart is heavy

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Nation posted:

Chris Roberts as the hamburglar

Currently uploading the pics right this sec, i'll send you the link in a moment.

http://imgur.com/PfKbDzZ

http://imgur.com/zwEjK3c

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Jan 13, 2016

Einbauschrank
Nov 5, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I heard there were pedophiles in the Verse. Are these new pedophiles?

Yeah. Big Bird.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



drat Dirty Ape posted:

I've always dreamed of playing a game where I could walk to the store.
You say this sarcastically, but for someone like Ben it's probably a legitimate fantasy of something they can't do in real life.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
As requested my doodle of croberts as the hamburglar


http://imgur.com/PfKbDzZ

http://imgur.com/zwEjK3c

Keep in mind it's very late here and i'm extremely tired, I think I've made it more horrifying than even I intended (which is saying a lot.....)

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

As requested my doodle of croberts as the hamburglar


http://imgur.com/PfKbDzZ

http://imgur.com/zwEjK3c

Keep in mind it's very late here and i'm extremely tired, I think I've made it more horrifying than even I intended (which is saying a lot.....)

hahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

it gets better the more i look at it

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

As requested my doodle of croberts as the hamburglar


http://imgur.com/PfKbDzZ

http://imgur.com/zwEjK3c

Keep in mind it's very late here and i'm extremely tired, I think I've made it more horrifying than even I intended (which is saying a lot.....)

fuckin ell

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Tortolia posted:

No kidding. Oh no, missing bathroom doors!

I know it isn't the same genre, but look at how a proper developer documents patches.

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84

Oh please.

http://lodmmo.com/changelog/

http://www.3000ad.com/ucce30-changelog/

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

That's pretty brief for you HO HO HO

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Eonwe posted:

i will make my way there eventually because Austin is fun as hell

Eventually. Have fun in the traffic.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

peter gabriel posted:

When alone in space faced with certain death honour becomes something of the past my friend. In situations such as these you leave your morals at the door and do whatever it takes to see your goddamn space kids and wife that evening.

Agreed.

If there's only one survivor, there's only one story.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

spacetoaster posted:

Agreed.

If there's only one survivor, there's only one story.

Make that story yours :911:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

peter gabriel posted:

Me and my son sing this :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpA6TCWApfk

EDUTAINMENT IS BACK Roberts was right all along!

If this is unironical start a kickstarter

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Nation posted:

quote:

Bootcha posted:
But goddamn it Sandi.

Why the gently caress did it have to be you?
She isn't part of the industry, she is CR's (unqualified) wife and thus they get double the huge wages.

^this

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I'm back after avoiding the thread for a month .... is the game out yet ?

Also has Ben died?

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