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Wulfling posted:Its largely me being dumb. I went in thinking it was going to be more Metal Gear, not quite so much Devil May Cry. I love most of the DMC titles, but I didn't enjoy Rising. Bad expectations going into it, really soured the whole thing. Just like Lightning Returns. Would have been a fun game if not for the whole Dead Rising style time limit on the campaign. gently caress. That. Noise. Lemme explore an faff about doing bullshit. I knew it was a slash em up but trying to do no damage runs against multiple enemy groups will never be fun, and any game studio that thinks otherwise needs to be zandatsu'd into very small pieces.
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D_Smart posted:page 1278 BITCHES!!! I'll meet you guys over on the side by weekend. I ain't skipping poo poo. You're a brave man, Dr. Smart. Not a smart man, but a brave one.
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Split ships were the bomb. loving loved the Tiger and the Panther. gently caress the hell out of trying to fully equip them. Never got around to getting a Cobra though. The need to restock missiles was too irritating when combined with the scarcity of them.
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New patch out already, can't read the notes without an account. I'm going to say it's 9 to 2435789435 g/b patch today. parp edit : Special Notes: We are aware that the elevator UI frequently provides a false-positive “server full” error message when attempting to join an instance. We are investigating the cause of these errors. The doors inside of ArcCorp and Million Mile High Club will occasionally break. As this includes the elevator doors, it can trap occupants inside. the elevator wins.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:I knew it was a slash em up but trying to do no damage runs against multiple enemy groups will never be fun, and any game studio that thinks otherwise needs to be zandatsu'd into very small pieces. Bullshit like that is why I don't bother trying to achievement farm some games. The poo poo they want you to do is drat near impossible unless you're a machine. Or Korean.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:the die-hards also usually don't realize that this thread was around mocking Star Citizen way before Derek Smart entered the ring. They just can't fathom that people might have come to these conclusions about the game completely independent of The Missives. Actually it's better to make some famous guy (that would be yours truly) the bogey man, than the unknown anon denizens of [insert forum name here]. And if it happens to be Derek Smart, well then, you've struck Gold. Because common sense isn't the strong suit of Shitizens, let alone their masters. I swear, given what I know, they're so hosed, it's not even funny anymore. It's coming. Two Weeks. ps: brought to you from the guy stuck behind enemy lines on p1279
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patch notesquote:Special Notes: They are all social module fixes. parp.
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Just in case you've missed this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8KIJsNKiVw "Chris is a bit of a George lucas type" - Gary "where's my paycheque you fackin' caaahnts" oldman
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When Derek gets to page 1304, lets all hide
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Wulfling posted:Bullshit like that is why I don't bother trying to achievement farm some games. The poo poo they want you to do is drat near impossible unless you're a machine. Or Korean. Agreed ^^^^
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Just in case you've missed this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8KIJsNKiVw "Chris is a bit of a George lucas type" - Gary "where's my paycheque you fackin' caaahnts" oldman So… no idea how to write dialogue, no idea how to direct actors, no real concept of human emotion, and absolutely dead in the water without a good producer and a team of crack editors to keep him in check and tweak his flat and boring mess into something lively. Is capable of creating a masterpiece if he's kept away from the actual writing and directing. Sounds about right.
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D_Smart posted:Actually it's better to make some famous guy (that would be yours truly) the bogey man, than the unknown anon denizens of [insert forum name here]. And if it happens to be Derek Smart, well then, you've struck Gold. Because common sense isn't the strong suit of Shitizens, let alone their masters. just don't get mad that I photoshopped your face on a famous person on page 12whatever
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So decided to try the newest patch out. Initial loading took 6 minutes. On High the "game" chugged, on Medium it was fine, on low, no one has eye balls, just black souless chasms akin to Sandy's The FPS/Planetside poo poo looked better than I was expecting, but the movement felt ARMA (the first one) levels of janky. Lots of clipping of my space man's helmet/visor through his chest. Nothing that you're supposed to interact with seemed like it was in a place that made a lot of sense. The keypad in the ARCCorp elevator is weird and makes you freeze in place until you click "back" but other players running in to youand make the buttons hide behind them, and you're frozen in place until they move so you can click "Back" The player animations are still really bad, watching people run at a light jog's pace while being Olympic full-tilt forward is pretty funny. Watching characters flail around violently when they clip through something as they try to enter an area is even more so. Bunch of space-spastics The flight model on the Gladiator, gladius and hornet felt pretty solid. Cutlass has improved but still feels like you're trying to fly the helicopters in GTA V while drunk. The Constellation I tried to fly handled like a semitruck in mud. I dunno, I think people pulling out and the negative press has done them some good, it seems like people might actually be focusing on creating actual parts of a whole than a jumble of bullshit passion projects, I'll have to try again after the buzz of 3 old fashioned's wears off to see if I still feel the same way
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Tippis posted:So… no idea how to write dialogue, no idea how to direct actors, no real concept of human emotion, and absolutely dead in the water without a good producer and a team of crack editors to keep him in check and tweak his flat and boring mess into something lively. Is capable of creating a masterpiece if he's kept away from the actual writing and directing. Gary oldman eh? What a oval office.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Gary oldman eh? What a oval office. Wait. Gary Oldman… age 57 — phew. He missed the 2016 curse by 12 years.
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D_Smart posted:Actually it's better to make some famous guy (that would be yours truly) the bogey man, than the unknown anon denizens of [insert forum name here]. And if it happens to be Derek Smart, well then, you've struck Gold. Because common sense isn't the strong suit of Shitizens, let alone their masters. "Famous" might be going a little far, Derek. Famous people get recognized. I enjoy that I can make fun of you and you won't read it until Sunday.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:
Told you so. Yup So basically they're saying that the emails aren't credible. And if they're not credible, they're saying you're lying about them.
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Beet Wagon posted:"Famous" might be going a little far, Derek. Famous people get recognized. Famous: quote:adjective
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fuzzknot posted:If Leia can do it, we all can. OPSEC OPSEC!
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Tippis posted:Wait. Gary Oldman… age 57 — phew. He missed the 2016 curse by 12 years. Meh, he's been phoning it in for years.
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Bootcha posted:OPSEC OPSEC! Screw both of you and your happiness. 
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the $250 vanguard is now flyable but wasn't in the patch notes for some reason. 
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Iron Tusk posted:Instead of Chaos, the better question is why don't they join the Tau. That's what I thought first time I read about them but then I read further and it's not just the hosed up Equilibrium society, if you join the Tau you are signing up for human extinction by sterilization. It's not the "in the future there is only war" that bother me, it's that the humans come off as unnecessarily and unproductively callous to their own population in a way that would quickly cause the whole thing to fall apart. I can buy an evil xenophobic government that does poo poo because it's either that or extinction but a lot of the atrocious poo poo they do including to themselves seems of dubious necessity. You'd think that these guys that have been fighting for millennia would get more cunning with time and yet they equip the Guard with completly rubbish weapons? Why waste precious human resources like that? Send less men better equipped, much cheaper and more effective. e: all my knowledge comes from reading a bit of the wiki, I never read any novels or anything.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
This looks like what remained when a heavy box fell on my old headphones. Those lasers are physically incapable of pointing forward, too.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:the $250 vanguard is now flyable but wasn't in the patch notes for some reason. Wow they really just plonked a minigun right on the end there, eh? As is the CIG motto "gently caress it, it'll do".
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
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Wookie Bouquet posted:What am I looking at here? A visual representation of autism. e: Are the 8 people at the front pulling the ship along, like a processional chariot?
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D_Smart posted:Famous: Damnit, you ruined it. You were supposed to reply like three days from now with a big thing about how you're famous and everybody would be like "What the hell is Gam-Gam talking about now?" Besides, if anything you're infamous 
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BREAKING NEWS COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PAGE 1293 Citizen Reports Non-Delivery Issues quote:Dsmart, The French are coming. And they're pissed. quote:The French gaming newspaper CanardPC is about to publish their 12-pages long article about Star Citizen. Mag Cover
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But you see we're not saying the emails are not not credible just that they aren't a valid source for any news article that's lying, but we're not saying the author is lying, just that he's lying about the not not credible emails even though they may be credible but not. - It's the most tortured bizarre "correction" I've seen. It right up there with Dan Rather's totally fake but real Bush Natl. Guard letters. I think that someone else that mentioned it is probably right, and that it was communicated to them that this wasn't an avenue they wanted to pursue. Oscar Wilde Bunch fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jan 15, 2016 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Damnit, you ruined it. You were supposed to reply like three days from now with a big thing about how you're famous and everybody would be like "What the hell is Gam-Gam talking about now?" LOL!! Yeah. I only saw it because I open the "quote" in a new tab so that I don't lose my current place. So when I post and that new tab refreshes, I get to see some new posts. I try very hard to avoid reading them because that's like reading the back of a book first. But sometimes - like in this instance - I can't help myself. And the infamous part? Yeah, I can agree with that in some regard  quote:adjective
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D_Smart posted:BREAKING NEWS COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PAGE 1293 And so it begins Judging from the front cover, it won't be a flattering article.. 
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fuctifino posted:e: Are the 8 people at the front pulling the ship along, like a processional chariot? When Croberts was asked if a Slave style ship was inspired by Star Wars or literally used slave power, the answer was yes.
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Opening scene Designer is sat at desk, putting cubes on a mess of polygons which he has elegantly named x'akluth' x:;azzz''apotu''' designer : "There that should keep that goofy prick off my ba- HEY CHRIS DIDN'T SEE YA STANDING THERE! Chris : ......... designer : You ok there buddy? You're uh......you're drooling a little bit.... chris: .....OOOH OOH AAAH AAAHH!!! * Starts pounding on desk* designer : OK OK! CALM DOWN! Here have a peanut.... do you want me to show how big this ship is by drawing people stood around it doing stuff and looking busy? Chris : ......T POSE T POSE T POSE T POOOOOOOOOSE!! HAADOI! *Pulls retarded face* *gunshot as designer blows his head off. FIN.
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fuctifino posted:And so it begins the website says this it's a 12-page ripper of an article but it's also "only the beginning." fantastic! can't wait to read it.
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MeLKoR posted:You'd think that these guys that have been fighting for millennia would get more cunning with time and yet they equip the Guard with completly rubbish weapons? Why waste precious human resources like that? Send less men better equipped, much cheaper and more effective. The Imperial Guard are generally supposed to be the elite of the elite, the greatest of a world's warriors sent off to battle amongst the stars. When a regiment is founded it is a time of great celebration, and the best men and women from local forces are sifted through. They are often the only members of their planet that will ever leave the surface. They're given the best weapons, gear and training their world can give them, and supported by an entire empire devoted to helping them wage war. They believe they are leaving to fight for their god, and will almost certainly fight until the last of them is killed on some bullshit world. The thing is though, their enemies are so incredibly deadly that even these best of the best of Humanity are often swept aside. There is only so much a man can do, even a well trained one, against a 10 foot tall ork that is genetically made for war, or a literal demon that will drive you insane by even seeing its presence. The actual grunts you see are generally the peak of humanity, it's just that humanity isn't powerful enough for some threats, hence superhuman space marine dudes. In addition, most worlds in the imperium are pretty chill. They can easily go for thousands of years just doing their own thing, sending troops and taxes when needed, and managing their own affairs. Some are practically utopias, with technology other worlds can only dream of, and others are barren hell wastes that make mad max look pleasant. Also lol the Vanduul. They are one of the silliest looking races I've ever seen, it's as if Chris kept sending the concept art back, "MORE SPIKES" "MORE BLADES."
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D_Smart posted:LOL!! Yeah. I only saw it because I open the "quote" in a new tab so that I don't lose my current place. So when I post and that new tab refreshes, I get to see some new posts. I try very hard to avoid reading them because that's like reading the back of a book first. But sometimes - like in this instance - I can't help myself. I honestly can't believe you're wading through every single shitpost in this thread. You're the hero we need. On a related note, what happened to that guy that was re-reading the thread starting at page one because someone spent  on him? Did he die?
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Okay, I watched the first minute or whatever of Around the Universe. Why even do these, Sandi, if you're not gonna read the lines beforehand? Don't stare at the paper while you're talking, especially DURING A CLOSEUP. What is this scrub tier horseshit?
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D_Smart posted:BREAKING NEWS COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PAGE 1293 awesome
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