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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This didn't end the way I was hoping it would

In many ways I wish real world physics worked like looney tunes.

I mean, we'd all be getting hurt constantly but injury and death wouldn't be a thing so it's a good trade-off.

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Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

syscall girl posted:

In many ways I wish real world physics worked like looney tunes.

I mean, we'd all be getting hurt constantly but injury and death wouldn't be a thing so it's a good trade-off.
Yeah, but everybody working in factories would go insane from this playing all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaC0vNLdLvY&t=75s

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I've just spent the past hour cleaning up streaks of cat poo poo, wrestling down my cat and trimming/shaving/washing his filthy bumhole.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Hyperlynx posted:

I've just spent the past hour cleaning up streaks of cat poo poo, wrestling down my cat and trimming/shaving/washing his filthy bumhole.

You know you can just get a litter box, right? Like, they'll go in that instead of on the floor or whatever.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



syscall girl posted:

In many ways I wish real world physics worked like looney tunes.

I mean, we'd all be getting hurt constantly but injury and death wouldn't be a thing so it's a good trade-off.
i lol'ed at this but also: obviously. Obviously we would all love to have our reality interspersed with more comical physics

like, duh.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Thump! posted:

You know you can just get a litter box, right? Like, they'll go in that instead of on the floor or whatever.

You'd think so, yeah.

This is a case of "long haired cat with runny poos, shits in his box, gets it on his bumfur then drags his bum across my floor"

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hyperlynx posted:

You'd think so, yeah.

This is a case of "long haired cat with runny poos, shits in his box, gets it on his bumfur then drags his bum across my floor"

spend like $100 to get your cat professionally groomed so it has only long hair around its head, and maybe big fluffy paws. basically it will look like a lion from now on.

also would be cool to leave a bit of the end of the tail w/long hair also so it has a floofy booper (what i call a tail)

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This didn't end the way I was hoping it would

Here, try this ice circle video instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMATekiRUs

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


32MB OF ESRAM posted:

spend like $100 to get your cat professionally groomed so it has only long hair around its head, and maybe big fluffy paws. basically it will look like a lion from now on.

also would be cool to leave a bit of the end of the tail w/long hair also so it has a floofy booper (what i call a tail)

Hell we did that ourselves. As long as your cat isn't a massive rear end in a top hat you can shave them pretty fast and easy.

(Also please video tape it in case you get a facefull of claws, for the good of this thread.)

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

http://i.imgur.com/a5qlL2r.webm

HP Artsandcrafts has a new favorite as of 04:54 on Jan 20, 2016

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

i lol'ed at this but also: obviously. Obviously we would all love to have our reality interspersed with more comical physics

like, duh.

I was trying to think of onscreen character deaths that disproved my theory they're all immortal and then it occurred to me

That episode of tiny tunes where buster and crew get drunk, steal a cop car and drive it off a cliff

They all died

Lol

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
In the vein of the earlier conversation.

"A salute, to dads".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoaF28WAZoA

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
http://i.imgur.com/C7bxTv9.gifv

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

BovineFury posted:

In the vein of the earlier conversation.

"A salute, to dads".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoaF28WAZoA

What the gently caress is happening with the dad punching his kid in the face? And the kid asks for five more??

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Oh, Arino. :allears: He's so enthusiastic about video games, and yet so terrible at them.

ErKeL
Jun 18, 2013

BovineFury posted:

In the vein of the earlier conversation.

"A salute, to dads".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoaF28WAZoA
Jesus christ. You've got some perfectly normal ones in here where Dad's supervising his kid riding his first bicycle and the inevitable happens, but then it cuts to some seriously hosed up ones.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

BovineFury posted:

In the vein of the earlier conversation.

"A salute, to dads".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoaF28WAZoA

drat, just 30 seconds in and a guy kicks his son off the top of a huge skateboard ramp and they just walks off as he hurts himself.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

drat, just 30 seconds in and a guy kicks his son off the top of a huge skateboard ramp and they just walks off as he hurts himself.

He was going down the stairs because he was too much of a puss to drop in and maybe get some splinters from the plywood.

Could have got a friction burn if they'd had it surfaced, we just don't know.

knows a black guy
Jun 18, 2005

MisterBibs posted:

Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already :(

I put one in a ziploc bag and put it in the freezer. Seemed like the least cruel thing I could do, but still gets horrified looks if I tell that story.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DavidAlltheTime posted:

What the gently caress is happening with the dad punching his kid in the face? And the kid asks for five more??

he taught the kid how to take punches like actors do, and evidently he learned good

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

he taught the kid how to take punches like actors do, and evidently he learned good

Yeah, they're having fun making a silly video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lQ87Ro-1Y

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah, they're having fun making a silly video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6lQ87Ro-1Y

That dad rules.

Wicaeed
Feb 8, 2005
:dogbutton: :chanpop:

http://i.imgur.com/XLtf7DI.gifv

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Jesus christ :stonk:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


How is this motherfucker not dead? :stare:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Testekill posted:

How is this motherfucker not dead? :stare:

Russia power

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
"Hmm, that guy got a little close..."

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

BovineFury posted:

In the vein of the earlier conversation.

"A salute, to dads".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoaF28WAZoA

Skip to 3:57 to see the most Boston Dad in the whole wide world

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
Holy poo poo, that guy! "What was it doing up there anyway?!" I guess they move somebody's ashes around a lot in that house?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


BovineFury posted:

In the vein of the earlier conversation.

"A salute, to dads".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoaF28WAZoA

3:12 in "if you cry like a bitch you get slapped like a bitch" what an awful piece of poo poo that guy is saying that to a loving 5yr old.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


This is why cops come up on your passenger side during traffic stops.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Skippy McPants posted:

This is why cops come up on your passenger side during traffic stops.
I don't think I have ever, anywhere at all, seen a cop not to come up on the driver's side if the driver is in.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

Russia power

Even Russians don't drive on the left the way those maniacs in the UK do

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




AKA Pseudonym posted:

Even Russians don't drive on the left the way those maniacs in the UK do
I was on a cab with Greek driver in the UK one day. It was first time I was in the UK, so of course I'm sitting semi-paralysed and staring at the wrong traffic. Driver asks me what's up and I'm like "the traffic all's hosed up here mate". He told me that client's wish is the law and veered out into the opposite lane.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

kalstrams posted:

I was on a cab with Greek driver in the UK one day. It was first time I was in the UK, so of course I'm sitting semi-paralysed and staring at the wrong traffic. Driver asks me what's up and I'm like "the traffic all's hosed up here mate". He told me that client's wish is the law and veered out into the opposite lane.

Could be worse. Could be on vacation with elderly relatives who have a rental car.

And the side of the road doesn't matter. There's only one side because you're in the country.

gently caress English country roads so hard. Here comes a "lorry" time to die

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

MisterBibs posted:

Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already :(

Normally they are dead by the time you find them. Mice tend to die of a heart attack pretty quickly. They even die in live traps within hours. Live traps are a waste anyway. They'll just come back. When we used to have to trap woodchucks and squirrels, we'd take them 10 miles away to release them. I swear they still come back sometimes.

Glue traps are best in commercial situations. Snappy traps are best for home. On the farm, the big metal traps that can catch mice 10 at a time is best. Barn cats are super helpful too.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

kalstrams posted:

I don't think I have ever, anywhere at all, seen a cop not to come up on the driver's side if the driver is in.

I don't think I have ever, anywhere at all, seen a cop come up on the driver's side if it is a reasonably busy road or any freeway. Even on massive shoulders.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Rysithusiku posted:

I don't think I have ever, anywhere at all, seen a cop come up on the driver's side if it is a reasonably busy road or any freeway. Even on massive shoulders.

Likewise. Chalk it up to different training based on local I guess.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

88h88 posted:

3:12 in "if you cry like a bitch you get slapped like a bitch" what an awful piece of poo poo that guy is saying that to a loving 5yr old.

Especially after he'd just teased the child with getting something he really wanted and then pulled the rug out from under him.

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Io_
Oct 15, 2012

woo woo

Pillbug

syscall girl posted:

gently caress English country roads so hard. Here comes a "lorry" time to die

The speed limits on country roads are a challenge to be accepted.

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