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Going back to the Entourage episode, I laughed really hard at the way Eric says "I'm meat!" when describing the women of Entourage.
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One Movie Mastery Soul Man review, as sort of requested. It was legitimately horrible and rightly forgotten.
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Does anyone else remember Soul Man being on Comedy Central constantly for the span of a few years?
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Al! posted:Does anyone else remember Soul Man being on Comedy Central constantly for the span of a few years? I remember, that decision confused me then and confuses me now.
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I have to assume it's extremely cheap to put it on the air. Also it stars a couple of poon-houndin' doooods, which is basically what Comedy Central considered their core audience, through the Man Show and probably right up til the failure of Krod Mandoon.
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I thought I was the only person alive who remembered Krod Mandoon. That show honestly had it's moments.
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theironjef posted:One Movie Mastery Soul Man review, as sort of requested. It was legitimately horrible and rightly forgotten. Just listened and I enjoyed it. There's a lot of ridiculousness even besides the racism of the premise.
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theironjef posted:One Movie Mastery Soul Man review, as sort of requested. It was legitimately horrible and rightly forgotten. Good lord, I thought this was going to be about Soul Men. I've never heard of Soul Man but I'd listen to you two talk about anything at all so I'm in.
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theironjef posted:I have to assume it's extremely cheap to put it on the air. Also it stars a couple of poon-houndin' doooods, which is basically what Comedy Central considered their core audience, through the Man Show and probably right up til the failure of Krod Mandoon. That was a great podcast but holy poo poo that movie sounded terrible. I'm often digging up bizarre and terrible movies for the general hilarity of it (I do a lot of stock and trade in bad queer movies mostly, owing to having a review show that focusses on LGBT stuff) and I've never heard of Soul Man. I cracked up when it got to the bit where Dad gives his slimy pastel jumper rich boy son "the gift of manhood." I could just see the Grindr images in my minds' eye. Excellent.
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Infamous Sphere posted:That was a great podcast but holy poo poo that movie sounded terrible. I'm often digging up bizarre and terrible movies for the general hilarity of it (I do a lot of stock and trade in bad queer movies mostly, owing to having a review show that focusses on LGBT stuff) and I've never heard of Soul Man. I cracked up when it got to the bit where Dad gives his slimy pastel jumper rich boy son "the gift of manhood." I could just see the Grindr images in my minds' eye. Excellent. So we did this a really long time ago, so it's not really a movie mastery episode or anything, but a while back we reviewed a queer movie (sort of) called 1313: Frankenqueen. Of all the films we've watched, it was not a film. We were hoping it would be a slasher film but with an eye for dudes instead of ladies, but instead, it's basically just a bunch of shirtless guys in hot tubs, ostensibly straight, never hooking up or doing anything. It's pretty dire. But hey, here's the review, or the download link in case anyone is a glutton for hard-mode punishment. theironjef fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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theironjef posted:So we did this a really long time ago, so it's not really a movie mastery episode or anything, but a while back we reviewed a queer movie (sort of) called 1313: Frankenqueen. Of all the films we've watched, it was not a film. We were hoping it would be a slasher film but with an eye for dudes instead of ladies, but instead, it's basically just a bunch of shirtless guys in hot tubs, ostensibly straight, never hooking up or doing anything. It's pretty dire. But hey, here's the review, or the download link in case anyone is a glutton for hard-mode punishment. Oh lord, a David DeCoteau special! He's notorious for pretty much just directing incredibly boring softcore twink horror movies where nothing happens but a lot of beefcakes are shirtless. Oh, and A Talking Cat?!? which at least had the vague plot of having a talking cat in it, but also had a cast made up mostly of gay porn actors. I've never sat down and watched any of his films, but Clint from Alcohollywood (Hewlett on here) has watched one. I believe he described it as so boring that he actually wanted it to become a Stranger By The Lake-esque explicit sex-fest, just so that something would actually happen. HOWEVER - I did watch the first 50 minutes of Dante's Cove, which is sort of the same thing. Well, not quite. The first 11 minutes are amazing; all the bad acting and heinous special effects you could hope for - but the rest of it's interminable incredibly boring softcore sex, and about 2 minutes of plot. Not a horror fan but the best queer horror movie is, and probably always will be Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. I loved every minute of it.
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Infamous Sphere posted:Not a horror fan but the best queer horror movie is, and probably always will be Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. I loved every minute of it. Oh wait no that was scared of gays.
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theironjef posted:So we did this a really long time ago, so it's not really a movie mastery episode or anything, but a while back we reviewed a queer movie (sort of) called 1313: Frankenqueen. Of all the films we've watched, it was not a film. We were hoping it would be a slasher film but with an eye for dudes instead of ladies, but instead, it's basically just a bunch of shirtless guys in hot tubs, ostensibly straight, never hooking up or doing anything. It's pretty dire. But hey, here's the review, or the download link in case anyone is a glutton for hard-mode punishment. Infamous Sphere's right; I watched 1313: UFO Invasion, and I enjoy describing it as "the least movie I've ever seen." After 40 minutes, I was begging for a big floppy dick to come out just so I was actually watching something. Was Frankenqueen also filmed in the same porn mansion as A Talking Cat!?! (Same director, by the way), and did it also feature, like, a single cougar in the movie to shake things up?
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Hewlett posted:Infamous Sphere's right; I watched 1313: UFO Invasion, and I enjoy describing it as "the least movie I've ever seen." After 40 minutes, I was begging for a big floppy dick to come out just so I was actually watching something. Was Frankenqueen also filmed in the same porn mansion as A Talking Cat!?! (Same director, by the way), and did it also feature, like, a single cougar in the movie to shake things up? Yep, a lady who was apparently also in Deadzone. The plot synopsis is "This lady wants to use the brains of five guys to create the ultimate boyfriend. She fills a mansion with straight shirtless morons that only want to sit in hot tubs. One of them is a secret agent or something so he occasionally searches the house for the lady's laser (his search is basically limited to two phone calls and checking the drawers in his own room). At night, one guy gets up and slowly wanders to an upstairs room, where the lady scans him with a booklight. This happens twice, but it's the same guy. Also, this slow wandering scene takes 11 minutes both times, is pitched as nighttime via a drat near robin's egg blue lens filter, and features so many repeated shots that by the middle of the second time through we were taking shots when we saw the painting of the Hollywood sign or "Car Parts room." She also watches that same guy shower twice, without soap and washing only his abs, and takes notes. Then she kills the guys offscreen, and makes a new sexy shirtless guy with a deep robot voice. In an internal monologue, the new guy vows to kill the lady, and then the movie ends."
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Infamous Sphere posted:Oh lord, a David DeCoteau special! He's notorious for pretty much just directing incredibly boring softcore twink horror movies where nothing happens but a lot of beefcakes are shirtless. Oh, and A Talking Cat?!? which at least had the vague plot of having a talking cat in it, but also had a cast made up mostly of gay porn actors. I've never sat down and watched any of his films, but Clint from Alcohollywood (Hewlett on here) has watched one. I believe he described it as so boring that he actually wanted it to become a Stranger By The Lake-esque explicit sex-fest, just so that something would actually happen. Fun fact, someone actually made a podcast about A Talking Cat?!? - no, not an episode, I mean an entire podcast, where each ~10-15 minute episode dissects an onscreen minute of A Talking Cat?!?: A Talking Cast?!? It's intersesting as a concept, but as I'm sure you'll find, runs a little thin. But it's notable for episode 86 where they interview Andrew Helm, the writer of the film. He gives some candid insight into what it's like to work with David DeCoteau, which is exactly as nuts as you'd imagine.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Fun fact, someone actually made a podcast about A Talking Cat?!? - no, not an episode, I mean an entire podcast, where each ~10-15 minute episode dissects an onscreen minute of A Talking Cat?!?: A Talking Cast?!? I'm on that episode!  I also got him to join a couple other screenwriters/industry folk on the sequel podcast, The 'Cast Next Door, which did a minute-by-minute breakdown of J-Lo's The Boy Next Door. Both podcasts are largely comprised of members of the Flop House's Facebook group.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:It's intersesting as a concept, but as I'm sure you'll find, runs a little thin. But it's notable for episode 86 where they interview Andrew Helm, the writer of the film. He gives some candid insight into what it's like to work with David DeCoteau, which is exactly as nuts as you'd imagine. That episode was fantastic! Yeah, it's Hewlett interviewing Andrew Helm and it's great  Couldn't deal with the rest of the podcast though, sorry Hewlett  it's the same reason I gave up on The Worst Idea of All Time. Just a little too much/I can't invest that much mental energy thinking about just one really rubbish movie. Which I know is a slightly ridiculous thing for me to say seeing as listening to the entire backlog of podcasts would probably take less time than it takes for me to edit one episode of my show where I'm reviewing a crappy movie, but being an active participant is a little bit different to being a passive one. Anyway, it might work for some people and more power to anyone who enjoys that format! But not for me.
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Oh yeah, it's no big deal - it's really difficult for a show with so many rotating guests/hosts to avoid covering a lot of the same ground, so your mileage may vary on the podcast itself. The interview was fantastic, though, and actually got my name in Podmass!
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We just finished our next Movie Mastery, so if anyone wants to hear us and our guest get real confused about Mommie Dearest, now's your chance. As per usual, download links are on the download page.
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theironjef posted:We just finished our next Movie Mastery, so if anyone wants to hear us and our guest get real confused about Mommie Dearest, now's your chance. As per usual, download links are on the download page.
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TetsuoTW posted:I just started listening to you guys with that Soul Man episode, but thanks to you two I spent a couple of hours watching an ICP movie and kind of enjoying it. I would gladly put forward that Big Money Rustlas is better than every Adam Sandler movie since Billy Madison, and any comedy with Zac Efron in it.
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If someone made an edit that cuts out all the Violent J scenes it'd be a drat funny movie. Edit: I'm going to answer some of your questions as I listen to the podcast so thisll be in order as things come up in the show. You likely don't care but it's a thing to do. The movie was written by Violent J himself then the director added 30 pages to the 40 page script. The gambler that got his hand broken wasn't a Ron Jeremy double role, that was 80s wrestling manager Jimmy Hart, who also produced many of WCW's 90's grunge rip off wrestler themes and some iconic 80s wrestler themes such as the Honky-Tonk Man. http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=6864331 (short write up about Jimmy Hart) The gold front grill you guys wondered about was a character thing and a carry over from the first movie where the idiot lackey roles were suburban youth acting tough. Hack Benjamin is in both movies and played by the real life brother of Violent J. The Greek chorus character is played by Scott Hall, but his more memorable name is Razor Ramon. (That early 90s wrestler that was a good Al Pacino Scarface ripoff) The joke about 2x4s tied to butts is a callback to a joke that the whore has so much sex her vagina is huge and without a long item strapped to you, one would fall in and be lost forever. Rustlas is probably overall more funny than Hustlas and I can't really suggest checking it out aside from a few scenes. The sidekick role is played by Harlan Williams and most of his stuff is gold (if you like his schtick.) This is maybe the best scene and totally worth your three minutes. http://youtu.be/q8XlVWJFL9A Also I just remembered, it's either a reason to watch or avoid depending on your outlook but all of the main characters lines rhyme like a terrible blaxploitation film. Dr. Lariat fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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Dr. Lariat posted:The gambler that got his hand broken wasn't a Ron Jeremy double role, that was 80s wrestling manager Jimmy Hart, who also produced many of WCW's 90's grunge rip off wrestler themes and some iconic 80s wrestler themes such as the Honky-Tonk Man.
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Dr. Lariat posted:This is maybe the best scene and totally worth your three minutes. This is pretty goddamn terrible compared to Rustlas, but I really like the delivery of "I'm in an ape suit! That means I don't give a gently caress!" Also, the rest of that information is awesome. The 2x4 thing was really throwing me, but that's because the fastest handjob in the West line had me convinced that she was some sort of handjob specialist. theironjef fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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theironjef posted:This is pretty goddamn terrible compared to Rustlas, but I really like the delivery of "I'm in an ape suit! That means I don't give a gently caress!" I'm glad you picked up on that, it's why I chose that scene, easily the line of the movie. It muat have been one of the first scenes filmed, you can hear Violent J cracking up under the gorilla mask the whole time.
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Shout-out to a show I haven't seen mentioned here: I got into Read it and Weep this weekend, they started out as a podcast about books but have expanded to episodes about movies and TV shows as well. Not quite as funny / gross / deep as WHM but I like the core group of people and they have good chemistry. The episodes are a lot more structured than WHM / HDTGM, they're always bookended with little things they liked about whatever they're reviewing, there's a nice complete plot summary at the start for folks who aren't familiar and a bunch of recurring segments / games. Also they're 326 episodes deep and have a great-looking website by podcast standards. http://read-weep.com/
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I called in Little Nicky for request month. I watched it so goddamn much as a kid. I was a dumb kid.
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:I called in Little Nicky for request month. I watched it so goddamn much as a kid. I was a dumb kid.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:I'm surprised for the Sandler entry in worst of 2015 they went with Pixels over The Cobbler. Haven't seen it but that one sounds like lunacy from all the reviews. I think The Cobbler came out in 2014. Edit: Oops. First showing was 2014, wide release was 2015.
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This is another WHM I have never heard of but wow that's an amazing poster.
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I misheard it as American Ninja last week and got all excited. I think part 4 of that was the first movie featuring blood and boobs that I ever saw.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:I'm surprised for the Sandler entry in worst of 2015 they went with Pixels over The Cobbler. Haven't seen it but that one sounds like lunacy from all the reviews.
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I'm only 15 minutes in but I'm really enjoying Bush Sr.'s opinions on things like karate dojos and Melrose Place so far. edit: Oh poo poo, now Clinton and Nolte are in the mix too! AND Belushi?! This is like WHM all-stars! Seriously, now that I think about it: How DIDN'T they make a Karate Wolf movie around that time? Illinois Smith fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Feb 2, 2016 |
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How much do I have to pay to WHM to get Bush Sr and Reagan review movies as a full podcast
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DING-A-LING ALERT, MOTHERFUCK!
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PUGGERNAUT posted:When does Listener Request Month officially start and end? It's the month of march, but you only have until midnight on February 8th East Coast of US time zone to call in. This year they're taking all of the suggestions and putting them into a hat, and pulling out the winners. I just called in to suggest the movie I always suggest, The Watcher. Naturally I sounded nervous and stupid on the phone call so if I get picked out, look forward to that!
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I forgot about Your Stupid Minds for awhile and just checked out their most recent episode on Fantastic Four and it's great. Their speculating about how Dr. Doom got his doctorate when he got trapped in an alternate dimension as a teenager, and Dobson sounds like Henchman 24 when he gets riled up. "Why does he have to be American, his name is Von Doom!" And I just realized the FF movies are each exactly 10 years apart.
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