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Mirificus posted:
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Midnight Voyager posted:I will never stop laughing until I scream at the phrase "privileged to give Chris our money." They know that the privilege is HIS, right? Privilege is something positive, not a negative. Not having money is a negative.
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pftc posted:That's him. Poor guy has a pretty bad case of jaundice too 
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pftc posted:That's him. I hope that's the lego Chris Roberts steps on when I hope he steps on a lego.
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quote:I believe he will give us something amazing. And I believe that most of us believe he will give us something amazing with our help. But nobody is entitled to his vision for even one minute. 3 believes, 2 amazings and 1 vision.
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Decrepus posted:Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. I actually heard that in the narrator's voice in my head when I read your post.
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Ravane posted:So... the shitizens have literally just devolved to posting bullshit about Uncle Derek now (not that they weren't before, but they're calling him a massive sexist now). Yeah, one of them post that poo poo in my game's Steam forum where I responded quote:It's a game. It's fantasy. No explanations required. But that wasn't enough; he came chasing me in my Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/TaySwifty/status/692852393260642305 Where he subsequently got what he deserved (it wasn't pretty). Some gems: https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/692857092445597698 https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/692858110185066497
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LEGO cripple even comes with 'Cancer Beanie' accessory.
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spacetoaster posted:It finally happened! AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!! 
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Kilmers Elbow posted:Will there be g-forces inside my crate as I wait to jump out and rape the reckless pilot who thought he could save a few gallons of fuel by skimming the edge of the Stimpire? Only if you put the crate on the pilot's seat. That is called immersion.
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Jan 29, 2016 02:40
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spacetoaster posted:It finally happened! AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!! lol this is starting to just get perverse, it's an overload of schadenfraude
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Jan 29, 2016 02:44
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This thread has inspired me. I got a rescue cat so I can read this thread while petting him and laughing my rear end off. 
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Jan 29, 2016 02:46
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Jan 29, 2016 02:48
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 pre-ordering a game (see: the official launch of S42 preorders after CitCon) doesn't entitle you to the game, trolls!
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SeldomSeen posted:This thread has inspired me. I got a rescue cat so I can read this thread while petting him and laughing my rear end off. A black catte too, how appropriate.
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 Every time I clicked next page, there was another page today! But this has been an amazing week. EightAce, you should avoid posting here entirely, and write up an amazing tell all story which you can release once this whole thing comes grinding to a halt.  January for Star Citizen.
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Madcosby posted:i am a smug, ama what are your opinions on    ?????Do you wear pants????? What is a smug???? spacetoaster posted:It finally happened! AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!! This is great, now Croberts doesn't have to spend 36 hours straight writing the farewell letter when this game crashes. Hopper posted:So what if Crobberts decides "aww gently caress it" and the next thing you see is a movie poster: I would prefer a 2 hour movie I can go to watch and make fun of with other people than a 5 episode game where each episode costs $40 and contains 5 hours of cutscenes and 1 hour of gameplay. Actually that makes me wonder, did CRoberts film all the cutscenes with this AAA stars or is he going to need to get them back in the MOCAP studio when they start working on SQ42 Episode 2?
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When the SQ42 movie comes out (prob a $12 rental on their site, free for conceirge members, proceeds go towards finishing the game), we should all be sure to watch it at the exact same moment, then live thread rifftrax the whole thing PROMISE ME *cuts palm, jpgs come out*
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spacetoaster posted:It finally happened! AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!! https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/436mmx/farewell_citizens_a_future_blogpost_from_chris/  e: They don't appear to have a sense of humour
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hakimashou posted:I got captured by the stimpire and they removed all of my body except my head and my left wrist and part of my waist and put me in a bouncy room where my pain was amplified by 4x every 2.3 seconds your genitals
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hakimashou posted:I got captured by the stimpire and they removed all of my body except my head and my left wrist and part of my waist and put me in a bouncy room where my pain was amplified by 4x every 2.3 seconds They must have realized you are a goon. goodbye commando
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Madcosby posted:When the SQ42 movie comes out (prob a $12 rental on their site, free for conceirge members, proceeds go towards finishing the game), we should all be sure to watch it at the exact same moment, then live thread rifftrax the whole thing I would take a day off work to do this. The day off would be the day after we watch it as my brain tries to unscramble itself.
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hakimashou posted:I got captured by the stimpire and they removed all of my body except my head and my left wrist and part of my waist and put me in a bouncy room where my pain was amplified by 4x every 2.3 seconds And people were saying it looked like Doom3 even before they added flying heads.
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Mirificus posted:
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Madcosby posted:When the SQ42 movie comes out (prob a $12 rental on their site, free for conceirge members, proceeds go towards finishing the game), we should all be sure to watch it at the exact same moment, then live thread rifftrax the whole thing Lets get Mike Nelson in on this.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I wonder what communities this psycho has managed and I wonder if anyone was left alive. i bet he was the silent hill wiki male circumcision admin guy
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hakimashou posted:I got captured by the stimpire and they removed all of my body except my head and my left wrist and part of my waist and put me in a bouncy room where my pain was amplified by 4x every 2.3 seconds I'm just so glad they took the time to make Star Marine look so perfect before putting it into the PU. " Where Star Marine differs from Arena Commander is that we’re not launching it in its most basic game. Instead, we’re trying for something more. It includes animation fidelity and attention to detail that you wouldn’t normally expect in an “alpha” gameplay module. There’s even an entire sci-fi sports game with zero-G movement fully simulated and animated in there! (And don’t worry, there’s traditional FPS action too… with some new ideas that aim to set Star Citizen apart from the crowd.)"
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SeldomSeen posted:This thread has inspired me. I got a rescue cat so I can read this thread while petting him and laughing my rear end off. would pet.
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SeldomSeen posted:This thread has inspired me. I got a rescue cat so I can read this thread while petting him and laughing my rear end off. what a sweetheart
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I wonder if the backers realize how much they're being bait-and-switched. Chris only ever wanted to make his loving lovely movie, and he was always willing to sacrifice every other module at that altar. Now they're near the end of their funds, all spent trying to build all of the modules like Star Marine, the PTU, and so on, but with Chris's time-proven stupidity and mismanagement turning all that cash, and all that work, into a fine mist of piss on a summer breeze. So now here we are, with all of the remaining funds being poured into the shittiest single-player space game we're ever likely to see in our lifetimes. Why do people think they need more bug-testing on Arena Commander? Why the sudden laser-like focus on SQ42, when until now all the focus and all the fanfare was on the PU and Star Marine? Because with their remaining funds, Chris cannot complete SQ42 unless he diverts all resources to it. Every other module experiment is now a failure and a write-off. This is it - this is where the last of the money is going. This is what Chris wanted to do, so he did it with the money given to him for another product, and another promise, entirely. This was never about building a universe. It was about attempting to build a universe on the side, while fulfilling his personal desires as the main goal, front and center. He could have chosen to scrap SQ42 and put all resources on the PU that all his backers want, but he didn't. Backers got a hangar so they could see their ships and fantasize about their upcoming experiences, they got Arena Commander so they could better imagine what they would be like in combat, and they got the PTU, a barely-functional glimpse of how it would all tie together. Chris Roberts was not able to deliver both that universe, that the backers voted for with their dollars, AND the single-player mo-cap travesty he's trying to poo poo out right now, before the funds started to dry up. So Chris Roberts had to make a choice. Backers should never, ever forget that when the money got tight, and Chris had the tough choice on which part of the game to concentrate on, he chose himself. He chose to use backer money to build his personal pet project, and ignore the very project whose promise generated those funds in the first place. It's only January, but I'm going to nominate Chris Roberts for the rear end in a top hat of the Year award. Good job commando - you've earned it.
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fuctifino posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/436mmx/farewell_citizens_a_future_blogpost_from_chris/ That's too bad. I was laughing the entire 5 minutes I was typing that.
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Scruffpuff posted:I wonder if the backers realize how much they're being bait-and-switched. Chris only ever wanted to make his loving lovely movie, and he was always willing to sacrifice every other module at that altar. Now they're near the end of their funds, all spent trying to build all of the modules like Star Marine, the PTU, and so on, but with Chris's time-proven stupidity and mismanagement turning all that cash, and all that work, into a fine mist of piss on a summer breeze. Not only that, but what others have said about moving money around like some kind of shell game, I think, is the final kill shot for this "game". Which game studio out of the 15 or whatever is next to get a cash injection? Whole thing is shady as gently caress.
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You know, less than two weeks ago this thread was starting to get boring. Thankfully the one thing CIG can deliver with regularity is hilarious incompetence.
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