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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Boarding confirmed.

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

[Question] Ben have you considered doing a stretch goal for Lap Band surgery?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:34

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2260548/

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:35

Generation Internet: Jan 18, 2009; Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Dev says he wants to see all ships done by the end of the year

Ben laughs and rushes to clarify that it's not at all realistic.

But don't worry, it's definitely coming out in 2016!

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:35

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I have the feeling that SQ42 is going to be like the second disk of Xenogears stretched over 5 episodes (but also boring and with a poo poo story, of course).

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:36

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

craptown posted:

Now, this is a story all about how
My verse got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
just come right in
I'll tell you how I became a whale of star citizen

In the 4th Stimpire born and raised,
On an alpha was where i spent most of my days
Buggin out crashin' and bashin' vanduul
All postin' my delusions in a reddit cesspool
When a couple of goons, they were up to no good
Started shitposting in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the mods got scared
And said "don't let Derek's trolls fool you this is not vaporware"

I bought into the ship sales day after day
Then they said an unmelt system was on its way
All my credits were there but the system was broken,
Gotta buy back with cash, 'cos there's only one token

Million mile high club, yo this is bad
Drinking hairy roberts out of a champagne glass
Is this what wing commanders of SC living like?
PAAAARP this might be alright.

But wait i hear they're toxic, spergy, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
When i get there i'll see
I hope they're prepared for another whale in SC

Well, i asked a question "when's SM coming out?"
Chris became annoyed and began to pout
"Star Marine was just a game mode
With 2.0 it's always been here"
He sprang with quickness to the UK, disappeared

I went to r/starcitizen and it became clear
The backers lost patience, kept getting hosed in the rear
If anything I could say CIG's starting to slip
But i thought 'Nah, forget it - let's buy some more ships'

I pulled up to the server there were only 16
And I yelled in frustration as it crashed and blue screened
I looked at my verse
I was finally free
To sell off my farm and be a whale of SC

**PAAAARP**

TENOUTTATEN!

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:36

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

The Caterpillar is a great example of how poo poo gets tossed around so that nobody has any ownership.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:36

Snazzy Frocks: Mar 31, 2003; Scratchmo

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Boarding confirmed.

The best part is the ammo counter number

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:37

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

A 2nd producer appears.

Kinda funny how they showed two producers in the week Derek Smart said their last producer who had shipped a game left.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:37

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Oh poo poo, I think they just said that Mad Catz is selling the HOTAS poo poo directly. That means no using credit.

how would this be a big deal?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:37

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

ben thinks i'm a jerk :smith:

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:39

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

i pooped on this cat

i can't believe this is a 100m company

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:39

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Ben says he doesn't get worked up about trolls.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:39

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

how would this be a big deal?

You cannot sell your ship to buy a joystick. You have to put fresh money into the maw of the beast.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:39

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Ben says he doesn't get worked up about trolls.

What if the trolls had donuts.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:40

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Ben says he doesn't get worked up about trolls.

i guess that's why he's addressing it

you fat lying piece of poo poo.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:40

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

I am not watching this, but did they say that the mocap for SQ42 Ep1 is done or that ALL the mocap that's been done is for Ep1?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:40

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

vyst posted:

[Question] Ben have you considered doing a stretch goal for Lap Band surgery?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:41

Generation Internet: Jan 18, 2009; Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Ash1138 posted:

I am not watching this, but did they say that the mocap for SQ42 Ep1 is done or that ALL the mocap that's been done is for Ep1?

The second one.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:41

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Romes128 posted:

i guess that's why he's addressing it

you fat lying piece of poo poo.

I'm still trying to remember the last time Ben said anything that was actually true.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:41

literally a hog: Jan 5, 2006; Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:41

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

so how long is the ban this time?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:41

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Ash1138 posted:

I am not watching this, but did they say that the mocap for SQ42 Ep1 is done or that ALL the mocap that's been done is for Ep1?

All the mocap that's been done is for Episode 1.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:42

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

Booblord Zagats posted:

o those of you who aren't banned, please all ask

" [Question] Why hasn't any actual Sq42 game-play been shown at any point so far"

well i got whispered this in response by a random twitcher:

Maxxina : cause they not gonna spoil the story

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:42

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

lol, I was timed out for 500s for asking: [QUESTION] How do you feel about people not being able to buy food because they bought too many of your spaceships?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:42

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I'm still trying to remember the last time Ben said anything that was actually true.

The new star wars movie was merely ok, to be honest.

My Cinema Discusso Cred!

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:42

sesame_samuel_: Dec 24, 2012; Pork Pro

quote:

i_heart_airhorns: [QUESTION] I'm really excited about the drink mix mini game and other mini games involving food (really want to RP a stewardess in game!). Any more details coming down about that?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:43

blueberrysmith: May 4, 2006; Dirty Sanchez

Liu posted:

well i got whispered this in response by a random twitcher:

Maxxina : cause they not gonna spoil the story

Maxxina has privately messaged me 3 times so far to provide answers to my hard hitting questions as well.

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LastCaress: May 8, 2004; bonobo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733gk4k0eXs

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:43

blueberrysmith: May 4, 2006; Dirty Sanchez

sesame_samuel_ posted:

And you're welcome.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:44

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Happy Sisyphus posted:

so how long is the ban this time?

500 seconds :negative:

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

I still haven't been banned idgi

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

blueberrysmith posted:

Maxxina has privately messaged me 3 times so far to provide answers to my hard hitting questions as well.

Me too. Holy cow. Let's troll.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:44

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

I asked them what they were planning on doing about trolls because I got trolled in game so hard that I turned the power off to my house at the mains and went outside, found a dog, played with it for an hour then went back inside turned on my PC and got trolled by Windows updates for another hour

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:45

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

"You are permanently banned from talking in cigcommunity."

This was a while back, and all because I asked them if Sandi would have her position and salary if she weren't married to chris.

I'm laughing at some of the troll comments

e: holy gently caress this stream is terrible. Ben you are terrible!...

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:45

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

AP posted:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2260548/

Cinematics guy takes over overall production

o7

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:45

Generation Internet: Jan 18, 2009; Where angels and generals fear to tread.

"Is the cost justified" constitutes trolling to Ben.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:45

blueberrysmith: May 4, 2006; Dirty Sanchez

peter gabriel posted:

I asked them what they were planning on doing about trolls because I got trolled in game so hard that I turned the power off to my house at the mains and went outside, found a dog, played with it for an hour then went back inside turned on my PC and got trolled by Windows updates for another hour

I appreciated that one. It was probably your obscene usage of ALL CAPS, COMMANDO.

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:46

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

All the mocap that's been done is for Episode 1.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the gently caress

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Oh poo poo, they really are ditching Patrick then if all the CM stuff is moving back to Santa Monica.

[QUESTION] If the moderator roles are heading back to California, what's happening to Patrick?

# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:46

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