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The Deadly Hume posted:Dane Swan (though I felt Swan had a pretty mediocre season in 2015 and has to extract the digit for the Pies to do better) For our international players, extracting the digit refers to pulling your finger out of your arse (or rear end, depending on your location).
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Great OP! Looks almost as great assnaeksikn posted:Tayla Harris Nice and balanced, newbie friendly and the header image is great. Also, apparently Boomer almost killed himself with a chainsaw or something if we are talking about strange off season antics
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 12:04 |
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Volkerball posted:has a guy on a team that went 0-22 ever won the brownlow before? Doubt it. I don't think a team has ever gone winless in a season, for that matter.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 12:43 |
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I've alway thought it strange the notion of fingering your rear end in a top hat is a sign of procrastination rather than enterprise
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 12:44 |
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cmndstab posted:Doubt it. I don't think a team has ever gone winless in a season, for that matter. No AFL team has done it, but 6 VFL teams have done it 13 times in total.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 12:50 |
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Memento posted:No AFL team has done it, but 6 VFL teams have done it 13 times in total. gently caress, I forgot how bad Bendigo were. I also feel really bad for Frankston because as a team they weren't that bad last year,it's just that of the stand alone clubs they're the weakest off the field so they struggle to bring people in.
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It's funny, the last few years (Fyfe excepted) we've had Brownlow Medalists from teams that missed the finals (Watson, Ablett, Priddis in 2012-2014) but in the three decades before that there were only four others. 1983 - Peter Moore (Melbourne finished 9th with 9 wins and 13 losses) 1987 - Tony Lockett (St Kilda finished 10th with 9 wins and 13 losses) 1995 - Paul Kelly (Sydney finished 12 with 8 wins and 14 losses) 1999 - Shane Crawford (Hawthorn finished 9th with 10 wins, 11 losses, 1 draw) Even taking Ablett into account, the least games the Brownlow medalist's team has won since 1981 is 8. All the way back in 1980, Kelvin Templeton won it at the Bulldogs with a 5-17 record, can anyone find a better example of good player/poo poo team than that? Memento posted:No AFL team has done it, but 6 VFL teams have done it 13 times in total. Ahh, excellent. With this I can confirm that no, it hasn't been done before. The closest ever was John Lewis at North Melbourne back in 1931 who finished 4th (17 votes, winner was Haydn Bunton on 26 votes). cmndstab fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Jan 31, 2016 |
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snaeksikn posted:I've alway thought it strange the notion of fingering your rear end in a top hat is a sign of procrastination rather than enterprise After all, Kanye West is one of the most influential musicians of the 21st century.
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Just noticed ex-AFL player Fev is gonna be on I Used to be a Celebrity. Interestingly, each celeb gets to pick a charity (presumably there's prize money or something I dunno I've never watched the show) but anyway, looks like Fev has picked the Shane Warne Foundation. I wonder if he's gonna change his pick to a charity that still exists.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 14:03 |
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Awesome OP! I still can't believe West Coast made the GF last year (and the way we played, I don't think the players did either). Part of me thinks that the whole thing was a fluke and this year we'll fall back to around 7-10th. One thing I noticed in the OP, you haven't listed a coach for Port
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 14:13 |
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HURRY UP FOOTY. I AM SICK TO DEATH OF EVERY SPORT NOT IT.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 15:32 |
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3 weeks breh, NAB
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 16:37 |
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Diet Crack posted:3 weeks breh, NAB 2 girls 1 challenge.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 19:21 |
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Nutsngum posted:HURRY UP FOOTY. I AM SICK TO DEATH OF EVERY SPORT NOT IT. Same.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 20:55 |
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So the Cricket is finished and so is the Tennis which means one thing. FOOTY SEASON.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 22:36 |
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Doctor Cave posted:One thing I noticed in the OP, you haven't listed a coach for Port
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 00:10 |
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thepokey posted:Also, apparently Boomer almost killed himself with a chainsaw or something if we are talking about strange off season antics https://twitter.com/NMFCOfficial/status/693599085010399232/photo/1 Hooooooly poo poo.
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 00:32 |
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Legs are a big part of footy
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 01:03 |
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Great OP! Go Port! Go Footy!
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 02:56 |
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Guess who's back in full pre-season training?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 04:37 |
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Great work Hume, disappointed you don't agree with my assessment on Carlton's flag chances. FWIW the current Roos deal sees three games played at Bellerive. http://www.afl.com.au/fixture?venueId=CD_V2#tvenue
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 05:05 |
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http://www.sportingnews.com/afl-news/4693293-stop-the-bombing-essendons-nickname-is-a-crass-insult-to-modern-society
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 07:29 |
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I didn't think it was possible to come up with a wrong reason to hate the Bombers but that person has managed to do it.
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 07:35 |
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Hahahah
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 07:52 |
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didnt chris connolly suggest the bombers change their name after 9/11?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 08:09 |
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personally i think the kangaroos have the most offensive name since it's appropriating australian culture. and don't get me started on the slap in the face to religious freedom and tolerance that is the saints.
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 08:10 |
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GWS should change their name. It is offensive to little people. St Kilda is also offensive to littlepeople, they keep burning them.
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 08:16 |
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The Demons have the only morally correct name. Hail Satan!
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 08:19 |
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The Deadly Hume posted:http://www.sportingnews.com/afl-news/4693293-stop-the-bombing-essendons-nickname-is-a-crass-insult-to-modern-society Good thing he didn't actually research his article and find out what people called them before "the same olds"
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 08:45 |
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Melbourne fan: "I follow the Fuschias" Hawthorn fan: "I follow the Mayblooms" Essendon fan: "I follow the..."
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 09:38 |
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There needs to be proper heritage round just so The Pivotonians can play The Prince Imperials. The Big Bash League could learn a lot from 19th century footy teams too
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 10:14 |
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Auspol's resident quail farmer lost two quail chicks to a hawk. I told her to beware the threepeat and she's just lost the fourth to the Hawks. Dark omens indeed.
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Solemn Sloth posted:Auspol's resident quail farmer lost two quail chicks to a hawk. I told her to beware the threepeat and she's just lost the fourth to the Hawks. Dark omens indeed. Where was this posted?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 10:23 |
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Solemn Sloth posted:Good thing he didn't actually research his article and find out what people It took a little tracking down, but
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 10:23 |
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gay picnic defence posted:Where was this posted? Auspol crew thread. Rip Avshaloms quails
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 10:24 |
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gay picnic defence posted:It took a little tracking down, but
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 10:57 |
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So they called them the Bingoes?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 11:02 |
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So Dyson Heppell appeared at a club sponsor's launch or something for Kia and neither the AFL nor ASADA were told and something might happen?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 11:26 |
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TG-Chrono posted:So Dyson Heppell appeared at a club sponsor's launch or something for Kia and neither the AFL nor ASADA were told and something might happen?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 11:35 |
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Surely that's ok? They say they can't train with them in any kind of official capacity or take any instruction from training staff, but that socialising is ok...it's a social event? Also, when I was in America and talking sport and it came to what team I supported and I told them the Bombers, it really did get some awkward silences from them. I never even considered people wouldn't associate the word with WW2 planes dropping bombs (which Americans of all people should be behind). But the word to them immediately meant suicide bombers
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