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As long as we're posting Ennis' Punisher pwning people, who could forget when he found an amnesiac Bruce Banner? Sadly, I don't know the issue number. (As part of this, Frank spent a week feeding Banner C4, Imodium, and a micro-detonator so that when he did eventually Hulk out, Frank could push a button, explode Hulk's stomach, which knocked Hulk out and turned him back into Banner presumably because then Ennis could say that Frank even beat the Hulk.) e: Oh, and the thing that finally drove Bruce over the edge wasn't the beating, it was Frank calling him a "bitch". Because Ennis.
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Ygolonac posted:PUNISHER MAX: BAD TOUCH 
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Cangelosi posted:
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Ignite Memories posted:My worst nightmare is someone walking up behind me at the urinal and threatening to cut my cock off if I can't identify a Garth Ennis character You mean Steve Dillon but yeah
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Ignite Memories posted:My worst nightmare is someone walking up behind me at the urinal and threatening to cut my cock off if I can't identify a Steve Dillon character
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redbackground posted:What's the problem, that's obviously Herr Starr. I think you mean Hulk. 
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Feb 2, 2016 00:47
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I don't know how you make it that far only knowing how to draw like 3 faces.
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Feb 2, 2016 02:47
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He used to draw more.
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Evil Mastermind posted:I think you mean Hulk. why is lex luthor mad at kingslayer for kryptonite poisoning i don't get it
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Who What Now posted:I remember he got all his piercings ripped out, but he was still pretty upbeat from what I recall. He didn't later die, did he? Nah, it was specifically the piercing-ripping that I meant. I'm not usually one to get squeamish about comic/cartoon violence, but a man with that much metal in his face having them forcibly removed one by one is the stuff of nightmares.
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prefect posted:Frank definitely wanted them to know it was him. Kid Punisher in X for Exit Wound
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prefect posted:Frank definitely wanted them to know it was him. That man's impact sound was impressively sustained. SPLAAAAAAAAT
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Kharmakazy posted:I don't know how you make it that far only knowing how to draw like 3 faces. Because he can draw anything you ask him to, except different faces.
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Kharmakazy posted:I don't know how you make it that far only knowing how to draw like 3 faces. It's a flaw in his style, and it's certainly an obvious one, but Dillon is one of the single most efficient storytellers in the business.
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Dillon his strengths, faces just aren't one of them. I'd read a Dillon comic well before a Land one.
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Endless Mike posted:Dillon his strengths, faces just aren't one of them. I'd read a Dillon comic well before a Land one. Well yeah, I'd definitely prefer seeing Dillon face to "porn star about to suck a dick" face
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Feb 2, 2016 04:15
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Must resist Land derail... Lets be fair sometimes it's a porn star that just finishing sucking a dick. I'm.. I'm sorry I'm weak.
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SirDan3k posted:Must resist Land derail... Hey let's be entirely fair, sometimes it's a professional wrestler.
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Wanderer posted:It's a flaw in his style, and it's certainly an obvious one, but Dillon is one of the single most efficient storytellers in the business. Pfffff. Maybe 20 years ago.
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Say Nothing posted:The Punisher is kind of like an urban legend to criminals. "Are you guys talking about Frank Castle?!" "YEAH!" "I KNOW FRANK CASTLE!" "WELL LET ME BUY YOU A ROUND!!"
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Lurdiak posted:Pfffff. Maybe 20 years ago. Even granting him the early Ennis Punisher runs we're still 15 years out.
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Gavok posted:"Are you guys talking about Frank Castle?!" FRAAANK CAASTLE!
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Gavok posted:"Are you guys talking about Frank Castle?!" "I once saw Frank Castle urinate onto a steak and cut it clean in half!" "I ATE THAT STEAK!"
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Lurdiak posted:Pfffff. Maybe 20 years ago. Nah, son. You can block the word balloons out of most of Dillon's comics and still get a nearly perfect idea of what's going on, which is an underrated talent. Reading a bunch of Dillon's work is a pretty strong class in panel composition and flow. He's been miscast on superhero books for most of the last twenty years, no question, but people who bitch about his faces are missing a lot.
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Feb 2, 2016 23:11
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Now post the panels showing how he got defeated.
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Saoshyant posted:
Oh my god he's the loving Dread Emperor from The Book of Vile Darkness.  Source: an actual official D&D supplement.
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Great minds think alike.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Oh my god he's the loving Dread Emperor from The Book of Vile Darkness. The one in his shield is clearly Kakyoin. 
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Wanderer posted:Nah, son. You can block the word balloons out of most of Dillon's comics and still get a nearly perfect idea of what's going on, which is an underrated talent. Reading a bunch of Dillon's work is a pretty strong class in panel composition and flow. tbh I think a lot of the complaints come from the fact that his composition has always been great, but his faces have gotten considerably worse/more same-y over the years, which makes it seem that he's either regressing or getting lazy. If he'd always been like that people would probably just chalk it up to "Well, you can't be great at EVERYTHING"
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Evil Mastermind posted:Oh my god he's the loving Dread Emperor from The Book of Vile Darkness. There's a reason the Book of Vile Darkness and the Book of Exalted Deeds are considered the worst 3.5 books by far.
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fatherdog posted:tbh I think a lot of the complaints come from the fact that his composition has always been great, but his faces have gotten considerably worse/more same-y over the years, which makes it seem that he's either regressing or getting lazy. If he'd always been like that people would probably just chalk it up to "Well, you can't be great at EVERYTHING" He has always been like that. There's a panel early in Preacher where Featherstone's glasses get knocked off and she's thus made effectively identical to Tulip, who's also a blonde woman with close to the same haircut. I'd argue that an effective comparison would be somebody like John Romita Jr. He's reliable, professional, timely, and has a thirty-year tradition of not being able to draw children.
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Who What Now posted:There's a reason the Book of Vile Darkness and the Book of Exalted Deeds are considered the worst 3.5 books by far. Book of Erotic Fantasy was the worst. Vile Darkness and Exalted Deeds tie for second place.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Book of Erotic Fantasy was the worst.
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Wanderer posted:He has always been like that. There's a panel early in Preacher where Featherstone's glasses get knocked off and she's thus made effectively identical to Tulip, who's also a blonde woman with close to the same haircut. Eh, mid-to-late Preacher is where he started to get really bad about it. If you look at early Preacher and his animal man stuff, his faces have a lot more variety, imo. And he got markedly worse post-Preacher.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Book of Erotic Fantasy was the worst. I have never played D&D and I can tell you sight unseen that that's the worst. Anyway, the plot of Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #4 has something to do with time travel but I'm a little unclear on who the villains are... 
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TwoPair posted:I have never played D&D and I can tell you sight unseen that that's the worst. A Doom House?
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TwoPair posted:I have never played D&D and I can tell you sight unseen that that's the worst. I think the clues are pointing to Paste-Pot Pete.
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A Mood House!
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