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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

So how come Britney isn't a WDC?

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


pastor needs to get a drive for literally any series in 2016

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Because his teammate is less of a fraud than him

Lewis didn't defeat the 18 other drivers, he only beat Nico to those two WDCs, that was his only competition.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

be nice wicka posted:

pastor needs to get a drive for literally any series in 2016

Nascar. I'd watch his races.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Imagine Pastor Maldonado wheel to wheel with two other cars at 200 miles per hour at the Indianapolis 500. It could happen.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Alain Post posted:

Imagine Pastor Maldonado wheel to wheel with two other cars at 200 miles per hour at the Indianapolis 500. It could happen.

hell, I'd watch that race.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

El Hefe posted:

hell, I'd watch that race.

Takuma Sato and Montoya are also going to be in the race.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

El Hefe posted:

In F1 is all about the car but people conveniently forget that when it suits them.

But Senna you see

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Replace Lewis and Nico with any of the other drivers on the grid and they'd too be WDC.

But of course there are some more talented drivers than others, there's no denying that.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

Nascar. I'd watch his races.

That has to happen.

GramCracker fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Feb 5, 2016

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/vettel-leads-driver-delegation-in-f1-meeting-671130/ posted:

Sebastian Vettel leads the delegation of Formula 1 drivers who have decided to join a meeting with Pirelli in Milan on Tuesday to discuss 2017 rules.

Vettel is also there and has been joined by Felipe Massa and Valtteri Bottas, while Nico Rosberg may also attend.

Can you imagine being represented by cheaters and amateurs like those? No wonder Pastor quit F1

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
Massa is the best cheater, cheater of death.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Uncle Jam posted:

Massa is the best cheater, cheater of death.

He might as well be dead

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Tony Stewart is broken, give Pastor his seat.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


learnincurve posted:

Tony Stewart is broken, give Pastor his seat.

Unlike Smoke, Pastor is so poo poo he couldn't even properly kill the man he ran over in his race car

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

El Hefe posted:

hell, I'd watch that race.

And the added bonus is you'd only have to watch the first 4 laps.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Apparently Mclaren are hiring Drivers, CEOs, and team principles, and this is in no way a thinly veiled excuse for someone to take the piss out of their boss and colleagues. http://www.mclaren.com/formula1/team/great-mclaren-jobs-quiz-678945/

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Alain Post posted:

Imagine Pastor Maldonado wheel to wheel with two other cars at 200 miles per hour at the Indianapolis 500. It could happen.

it's not hard to imagine, it's only been a few months since i've seen an indycar driver die

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Tell us how the halo cockpit would have saved the indy driver wicka.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Riso posted:

Tell us how the halo cockpit would have saved the indy driver wicka.

that was a "pastor is dangerous" joke not an attempt to restart the halo debate but unless sage karam's front wing has the ability to phase through solid matter then it would have been deflected by the halo

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


manor motorport, i.e. og manor featuring john booth and graeme lowdon, have entered an LMP2 car at le mans

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Schumacher declared brain dead.

http://tinyurl.com/j68gha9

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Riso posted:

Tell us how the halo cockpit would have saved the indy driver wicka.

I love to poo poo and piss.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Schumacher declared brain dead.

http://tinyurl.com/j68gha9

Noice.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

El Hefe posted:

Replace Lewis and Nico with any of the other drivers on the grid and they'd too be WDC.

But of course there are some more talented drivers than others, there's no denying that.

maybe not maldonadohwait hes not on the grid anymore is he

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Schumacher declared brain dead.

http://tinyurl.com/j68gha9

LOL I was about to come here and post an Autosport Headline too

Xenoid
Dec 9, 2006

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Schumacher declared brain dead.

http://tinyurl.com/j68gha9

This is not news. All Schumachers are brain dead.

Xenoid fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 5, 2016

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Xenoid posted:

This is not news. All Schumachers are brain dead.

Ive always suspected that Shumaccers' brainwrong

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Ive always suspected that Shumaccers' brainwrong

As long as you're not calling me Ralf. That's just offensive.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


is there a predictions spreadsheet yet?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

be nice wicka posted:

is there a predictions spreadsheet yet?

How could there be when we're missing a crucial piece of information: the identities of Manor's drivers?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Tsaedje posted:

How could there be when we're missing a crucial piece of information: the identities of Manor's drivers?

is that a rhetorical question

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
ahahaha reddit, you're the loving worst.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


MustardFacial posted:

ahahaha reddit, you're the loving worst.



if you went to reddit looking for a bad post and this is the worst you found then you are a failure of a man

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Eddie Jordan to be one of the new Top Gear presenters, apparently.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

be nice wicka posted:

if you went to reddit looking for a bad post and this is the worst you found then you are a failure of a man

I went to reddit looking for F1 news and saw that.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari

gret posted:

Unlike Smoke, Pastor is so poo poo he couldn't even properly kill the man he ran over in his race car

:drat:

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
I only get my F1 news from real journalists like Joes Award, none of this spurious rumor making like reddit.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Welp, I thought I might be able to stomach Evans if Joey and Sabina were on it but gently caress that.

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AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
May Clarkson and Hammond should make an Amazon sponsored F1 team.

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