Not UFC 196 GDT: It's the Wrong Card, Gromit!

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Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

That was hilarious how Joe Silva wanted them to square off and they just faced the camera side by side and then shook hands again.

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manyak: Jan 26, 2006

So are they really gonna let that guy rear naked choke CM punk in a couple months or whatever?

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Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

Not UFC 196 GDT Thread: Not UFC

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:41

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

manyak posted:

So are they really gonna let that guy rear naked choke CM punk in a couple months or whatever?

Yup.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:41

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Lorenzo Fertitta 8 years ago: CM Punk will fight a guy you've heard of.

Lorenzo Fertitta in 2016: gently caress we need to think of a way to advertise an 0-0 guy or I'll be a lying fight promoter, which is unprecedented

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:41

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Punk looks spooked.

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afatwhiteloaf: Oct 19, 2012

Punk's questioning his life choices right now.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:42

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Thank you for making me feel like an old piece of poo poo.

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Hahaha

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:43

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

Seriously though. I fear for anybody that is brutally being ground and pounded tonight since Lavigne is working.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:43

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

CM punk seems like a cool dude

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:43

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

manyak posted:

CM punk seems like a cool dude

He is. I'm pretty sure this whole thing is just punk looking for something to do. If he somehow wins cool, if he doesn't eh whatever.

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afatwhiteloaf: Oct 19, 2012

He is. I hope he doesn't get hurt.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:45

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Tyree posted:

He is. I'm pretty sure this whole thing is just punk looking for something to do. If he somehow wins cool, if he doesn't eh whatever.

I think like 12 years ago he said that if he ever left wrestling his goal was to get paid a bunch of money to get KOed by Crocop in 15 seconds, so he's probably loving life right now.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:47

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

manyak posted:

CM punk seems like a cool dude

Yeah that's why there's a big part of me that would like for CM Punk to have a modicum of success in UFC cause I think he would be an interesting guy to have around.

But at the same time him getting choked in 30 seconds would be cool too.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:47

K8.0: Feb 26, 2004; Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

manyak posted:

CM punk seems like a cool dude

He's probably an OK guy. Certainly seems likable. You should still root for him to lose because the despair of his fanbase will be great.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:48

Dirk Digglet: Aug 17, 2009; When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline

Are we still drinking every time someone says "CM Punk"

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:54

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

...is johny hendricks the owner of a dog kennel or canine school now or something?

# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:57

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

Bubba Smith posted:

...is johny hendricks the owner of a dog kennel or canine school now or something?

he serves dog food

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:08

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

I thought the steakhouse closed

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:09

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

I was unable to enjoy the Fight Pass prelims, will Artem Lobov be able to use "he didn't want to stand and bang" as the excuse for his embarrassingly incompetent performance this time?

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

someone please gif that self owning

not a gif, but

https://vine.co/v/i1Abi2H2FzE

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:10

Vitamin Boss: Oct 23, 2006; Burn it to the ground

LobsterMobster posted:

not a gif, but

https://vine.co/v/i1Abi2H2FzE

lol

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CrcleSqreSanchz: Aug 21, 2002; I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Answerin' the phone.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:15

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

10-8

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:17

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Hahaha holy shi t

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:18

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Holy shitttt

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:18

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Hahaha, tuned in half a second before that knee.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:18

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

GOD drat

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:18

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

HE JUST KILLED A MAN

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DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

Owns.

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Mister E: Oct 2, 2006; by exmarx

Good lord that knee

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:19

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

what a loving knee

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:19

Vitamin Boss: Oct 23, 2006; Burn it to the ground

Love a flying knee finish

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:19

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Is that dude still out?

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Fork of Unknown Origins: Oct 21, 2005; Gotta Herd On?

Awesome flying knee.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:19

UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

A flying knee is the kind of move that you think should only work in movies but somehow it works in real life too.

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DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

Possible 10-8 followed be execution. Good stuff folks.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:21

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

His jew jitsu was strong, but the knee was stronger

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Jesus Christ

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