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grack posted:Nermal was male
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I also always thought Nermal was a boy. Arlene was the pink cat who was Garfields girlfriend.
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Feb 5, 2016 16:07
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FactsAreUseless posted:Nah, man. Nah. Hey. Listen. Don't put your hangups on that cat. Don't project your own issues and assumptions onto that cat. Okay? Alright? Let the cat be who she is. Let Nermal be Nermal. Don't do this, man. Uh, wouldn't it be everyone else projecting if they're assuming Nermal is female, just because he's super cute and has long, wonderful eyelashes? (Nermal is a male) A cat I think is female is Porchcat II, who's apparently done with her winter break because I found a dead loving rabbit by my garbage cans this morning.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:26
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Nermal seemed like a girl in the tv show.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:30
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Nermal I think had a female voice actress, but it was a Peter Pan/Bart Simpson situation. Nermal is a young kitten.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:36
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grack posted:No dead animals from Porchcat II over the last couple of weeks but she did wander by over the weekend and let my 2 year old niece chase her around the yard for a while without actually running away. Porchcat sounds like a racial slur for a black, jazz musician.
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Feb 6, 2016 17:21
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It was named for a cat who showed up on someone's porch. How in the hell are you getting "racial slur" out of that?
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Feb 6, 2016 18:16
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I know what it was named for. Racial slur of "porch monkey"+jazz slang use of "cat". I'm not triggered or offended, just thought it was kinda funny in a  way.Don't mind me.
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Feb 6, 2016 18:48
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Truffles the goat is abandoning all of her former babies now that she has a new baby, even though it was her former MO to steal babies from mothers that wanted them and now don't recognize them because of her babytheft. I HAVE VIDEOS INCOMIIIING. In the meantime: AAAAA why are goats retarded Also: Beckett. Sir Beckett. I gave you that title just because it was nice. That doesn't mean you loving deserve it. You are The Worst Dog I have ever, ever EVER known to have had as much training as you have had. You, Beckett, are a Golden Retriever with fur that is super absorbent. What. Callipygian Weasel fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Feb 6, 2016 |
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Feb 6, 2016 22:35
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Harriet, despite having a clean litterbox, peed in her water bowl. Then, half a loving hour after I scrubbed it out, and refilled it, she did it again goddamned stupid bunny
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Feb 7, 2016 05:27
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Thanks for breaking down the door to watch me poop
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Feb 7, 2016 05:31
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Thanks for breaking down the door to watch me poop Dog or cat? Cause either way, you watch them poop, it's only fair.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Dog or cat? Cause either way, you watch them poop, it's only fair. A dog
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Feb 7, 2016 05:45
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I definitely do not watch my cat poop. He has a big deep storage bin he has to climb into a hole to use.
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Feb 7, 2016 05:49
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Yeah, generally one would use the hole in that situation.
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Feb 7, 2016 14:57
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God damnit, cat. It was cute the first time you pretended you wanted to cuddle just so you could plant a nose spot on my glasses. Its become less so a dozen times later.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:30
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Mora you are an enormously fat lazy sack of poo poo. At least raise your head when a rat runs by 6 inches in front of your face.
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Feb 11, 2016 14:53
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Porchcat II, I petted you for a grand total of like, one minute yesterday. I did that because you are a very sweet kitty. That does not mean I wanted you to leave a wild rabbit with it's throat torn out behind my garbage cans this morning.
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Feb 18, 2016 07:41
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Porchcat II is  as gently caress.
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Feb 18, 2016 07:57
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Dear Porchcat III (are we up to III?), Please come in or be quiet, but crying on my porch all night doesn't help either of us.  At least you're eating the food I'm putting out now.
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Puppy. Your head is not supposed to be your brakes. You are not supposed to attempt to turn while running and jumping up stairs. My puppy thinks she is a drift car. She most likely now has more concussions than a hockey player.
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Feb 19, 2016 13:57
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Cinder there is no reason for you to sit on the stairs and cry when I am in your line of sight and, in fact, in a room that you spend a reasonable amount of time in. There is a ton of food in your bowl, you have been played with quite a bit, I have no idea what you want. The worst part is that I go halfway up the stairs, pick up the cat, and she starts purring. I go back to where I was, sit down, put her on my lap, and she runs back to the stairway and starts crying again. I am just trying to play a board game with my wife and she is acting like the world is ending. I love this cat, but the workings of her mind are beyond what I can understand.
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Feb 21, 2016 15:02
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"I am not receiving vast amounts of attention right this very second, therefore everything is terrible." There, that's all you need to know about the mindset of cats.
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Feb 21, 2016 15:41
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"I am not receiving vast amounts of attention right this very second, therefore everything is terrible." Alternately, "Get your filthy loving human hands off me, you garbage beast. I will cut you."
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Feb 22, 2016 22:05
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Another Wednesday, another dead rat behind the garbage cans. This one had it's tail chewed off instead of it's head. I guess that's what Porchcat II considers "variety"
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Feb 24, 2016 18:42
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   Not mine but my brothers, they're pretty great though.
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Raikiri posted:
I don't think you understand the point of this thread. Nice pups though.
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Feb 27, 2016 17:02
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Godamned dogs, being all majestic and poo poo. Assholes.
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Feb 29, 2016 07:05
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Goddammnit Woofy, I specifically said NO FLYING. Try to act like a normal dog.
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Schrode, can you please stop singing the feline national anthem in the foyer? It's almost 1AM, I'm trying to research, and the sound echoes. Knock it off.
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 Dede, stop chasing the cats and getting up to greet everyone when they get home or your knee is never going to heal and we'll have to take your God damned leg.
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Dear rear end in a top hat in my apartment complex's rear end in a top hat Cat, Stop meowing up at my goddamn window once per second from 11pm til 3am or I swear to God I will cripple you and use you as a honeypot to draw out your owner, whom I will brutally murder.
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redweird posted:Dear rear end in a top hat in my apartment complex's rear end in a top hat Cat, whoh. hostile. dont hurt cats, just put them in dumb outfits. but yeah the owner is totally murder eligible.
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Mar 2, 2016 23:45
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Travis343 posted:Nermal I think had a female voice actress, but it was a Peter Pan/Bart Simpson situation. Nermal is a young kitten. Actually, Nermal is an adult cat whose growth is stunted   Content: Dear Percival, it is 6. I'm not letting you into my bedroom . The song of your people has reached a deafening volume. I feel sorry for my neighbors.
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Dear cat, I swear to god if you nip my arm one more time because you want me to feed you I'm going to punt you like a little furry yellow football. Dear other cat, Stop pissing on the clean laundry. Next time I piss on you. Dear dog, You're great with the kids, but you're quite possibly the dumbest creature on the planet. Also, stop eating your poo poo and puking it up. And stop whining at me when there is no room for you on the furniture. You're a loving dog. Lay on the floor, like every other dog. BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Mar 13, 2016 |
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Mar 13, 2016 05:42
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Retail Slave posted:Dear cat, "Dear animals, stop acting like animals, get a loving JOB and contribute around here, and pick up my dry cleaning ffs, its been there for weeks."
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Dog, I greatly regret getting a bed that's super low to the ground because you keep jumping onto it and laying down so your butt is on my pillow. I am not a dog and thus do not like to sniff dog butts.
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SneakyFrog posted:"Dear animals, stop acting like animals, get a loving JOB and contribute around here, and pick up my dry cleaning ffs, its been there for weeks." Right?
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Laundry-pissing cat, Stop taking socks and putting them in your water dish. They are not mice, and you don't drown mice in water anyway you stupid moron.
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Retail Slave posted:Laundry-pissing cat, My wife's cat loves to steal socks and put them anywhere he drat well pleased. Litterbox, behind the bed, water dish, food dish, every room in the house ends up with lost socks somewhere. He also does this in the middle of the night and meows as loudly as possible while doing it. Its not uncommon to be woken up around 1am to meowing. Then wake up the next morning to a dozen or so socks all over the livingroom floor.
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