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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

McPhearson posted:



I've been trying hard to figure out what that before is supposed to be.

I figured a 3/4 shot of a lion looking left and a bit down with long white hair parted somewhat in the middle

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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

McPhearson posted:



I've been trying hard to figure out what that before is supposed to be.

I think it was a Dino from the Flintstones first, then they wanted that covering up with a lion, got the outline of the hair done then maybe the tattoo 'artist' died or was sent to jail and it was never finished until they got to go on Tattoo Nightmares

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
It looks like someone pasted half of a sad, old lion's face on Chewbacca's head.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

McPhearson posted:



I've been trying hard to figure out what that before is supposed to be.

Who cares about the tattoo, that dude's arm looks like it got gorilla masked.

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

McPhearson posted:



I've been trying hard to figure out what that before is supposed to be.

Scuba diver surrounded by seaweed.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!


"Ehhhh.... still not sure people are going to know how 'spiritual' I am. Got any more symbols?!"
Wait, are those jester bells hanging off the wolf's face?


More here: http://adotintheuniverse.weebly.com/tattoo.html
Which aren't all quite so bad, but there are definitely some head-scratchers in the gallery.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Kitchen wizards: just say no.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/discount-tattoo-ahs-closure-order-online-1.3438933

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

DavidAlltheTime posted:

More here: http://adotintheuniverse.weebly.com/tattoo.html
Which aren't all quite so bad, but there are definitely some head-scratchers in the gallery.

Okay, I give up. What is this?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

hyperhazard posted:

Okay, I give up. What is this?



I think it's a winged figure riding a hosed up horse.

Or maybe just a really hosed up gryphon.

It's such a mess I'm having trouble counting extremities.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Sentient Data posted:

I figured a 3/4 shot of a lion looking left and a bit down with long white hair parted somewhat in the middle

Definitely the grim reaper looking down and to the left, with a really hairy cowl

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

DavidAlltheTime posted:



"Ehhhh.... still not sure people are going to know how 'spiritual' I am. Got any more symbols?!"
Wait, are those jester bells hanging off the wolf's face?


More here: http://adotintheuniverse.weebly.com/tattoo.html
Which aren't all quite so bad, but there are definitely some head-scratchers in the gallery.

Given the wolf appears to have clown eye makeup maybe they're just jester bells and it's some kind of juggalo thing?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


hyperhazard posted:

Okay, I give up. What is this?



Dracolich?

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

hyperhazard posted:

Okay, I give up. What is this?


Dung beetle attacking an Archaeopteryx.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
From that same artist:



'HR Protect Beck'...?

Also, is it just me, or does this (assumedly) brand-new tattoo already look 15 years old?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

DavidAlltheTime posted:



"Ehhhh.... still not sure people are going to know how 'spiritual' I am. Got any more symbols?!"
Wait, are those jester bells hanging off the wolf's face?

I would be stunned if this wasn't this person's fursona

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I would be stunned if this wasn't this person's fursona
ClownDog?

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
Some sort of a poorly conceived 'trickster coyote'?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This awful tattooed gal is also a DOCTOR and also recently got arrested for fighting with an uber driver. Guess she wanted to live up the the fierce part of the tattoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ

http://nypost.com/2016/01/22/doctor-caught-on-camera-attacking-uber-driver/

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

LifeSunDeath posted:


This awful tattooed gal is also a DOCTOR and also recently got arrested for fighting with an uber driver. Guess she wanted to live up the the fierce part of the tattoo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ

http://nypost.com/2016/01/22/doctor-caught-on-camera-attacking-uber-driver/

I thought that's who she is.

Neurologists are out there, but she's too much.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
She is bad, but the tattoo seems okay (it's a quote from A Midsummer Night's Dream).

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003



Found this searching "doctor tattoo"

HungryMedusa has a new favorite as of 16:09 on Feb 13, 2016

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

AlbieQuirky posted:

She is bad, but the tattoo seems okay (it's a quote from A Midsummer Night's Dream).

It's also incredibly cliche now, like the Marilyn Monroe quote unpleasant women use to justify their lovely attitudes, only this one specifically is for short girls.

Basically, it's a red flag of someone who's willfully incapable of getting along outside their hugbox, and maybe not even then.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I'd play doctor with her. Maybe on her other arm she has "crazy in the head = crazy in the bed".

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
shes not crazy, shes super entitled
i mean sure i'd still show her my tattoo

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Okay, I got all caught up with the new thread in an attempt to answer two questions.

The answer to the first one is "We’ll start here: a semi-colon is a place in a sentence where the author has the decision to stop with a period, but chooses not to. A semi-colon is a reminder to pause and then keep going." and aaaaaaaaaaaaag (Question: "Why am I all-of-a-sudden seeing misused semicolon tattoos all over social media?")

I need help with the second one, though--who/what is to blame for the recent wave of roman numeral tattoos that I assume denote significant dates?

Here's payment in advance:

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
wow they did a great job on the dime
oh derp misread

ChairmanMeow has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Feb 16, 2016

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011
Justin Bieber has a roman numeral tattoo. That's probably where it comes from.

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Lady Gaga's new tattoo:



That star :cry:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


It's so... afterthought-y. Like the artist spent all their give-a-gently caress on doing a pretty decent portrait tattoo, got told about the star, and just threw it on because WHATEVER WHO CARES I'M AN HOUR LATE FOR LUNCH. If it's for Blackstar, shouldn't it at least be filled in?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


HungryMedusa posted:

Found this searching "doctor tattoo"



I don't like the taste of tapioca either.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
:pwn:

How do you gently caress up perspective that badly. How can someone mess up an hourglass? It looks like someone taking a poo poo.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Although the end result isn't terrible I love the layers of coverups in the before picture:




And some more terrible garbage:











































Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Antivehicular posted:

It's so... afterthought-y. Like the artist spent all their give-a-gently caress on doing a pretty decent portrait tattoo, got told about the star, and just threw it on because WHATEVER WHO CARES I'M AN HOUR LATE FOR LUNCH. If it's for Blackstar, shouldn't it at least be filled in?

I'm guessing that's because it was. The portrait looks fairly old, they probably got it awhile ago then went and just stuck a star in after he died.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



"Thwder Only Happens Wlen its Raisinl"

That's got to be intentional. There's no way to accidentally draw an N so that it looks exactly like a perfectly drawn S.

LegalPad
Oct 23, 2013


Front or back?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LegalPad posted:

Front or back?

Back. Legs are going forward, knee on the left bottom corner of the photo.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

cyberia posted:

Terrible garbage

This is like a symphony of terrible poo poo. I love it. I kept scrolling through and it just kept getting worse and worse.

I think this one is my favorite. Like I want to think it was maybe done on purpose for ironic reasons, because it's so bad how could anyone think it looked good. But then I remember how dumb people actually are.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



DorkusMalorkus posted:


I think this one is my favorite. Like I want to think it was maybe done on purpose for ironic reasons, because it's so bad how could anyone think it looked good. But then I remember how dumb people actually are.

Isn't this just a (admittedly) bad copy of some specific artist?

detectivemonkey posted:

Lady Gaga's new tattoo:



That star :cry:


Antivehicular posted:

It's so... afterthought-y. Like the artist spent all their give-a-gently caress on doing a pretty decent portrait tattoo, got told about the star, and just threw it on because WHATEVER WHO CARES I'M AN HOUR LATE FOR LUNCH. If it's for Blackstar, shouldn't it at least be filled in?

No, that's a horrible portrait.

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Yeah. It's horrible. So loving flat

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