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D_Smart posted:Sorry, but I don't know how you missed the game docs, quick help, key commands - all built into the game. Absolutely nobody in the world wants to read text documents when they boot up a game for the first time. You gotta get a proper tutorial section in there if you want player retention longer than a fart. Players might read those document things if and when they actually get invested enough in the game to want to be good at it, but if I can't just jump in an have the game tell me where to go and what to shoot I'm not gonna give a gently caress. Look at planetside 2 introduction for a good one. Make a character and BAM you're in a drop pod and poo poo is exploding all around and holy gently caress everything is awesome! Until you get into a plane immedietly crash which is when you curse and go look for those game docs to learn to fly the bloody things.
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Google Butt posted:nice fan fic goon what if it's not The SC forums supposedly have 10x the userbase of SA over its entire existence yet the same ~100 people are in every thread. The brown sea is a lie! The mafia is coming! *rides off like Paul Revere*
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:55 |
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this is all obama's doing, I can sense it
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:57 |
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Friendly Tumour posted:Absolutely nobody in the world wants to read text documents when they boot up a game for the first time. You gotta get a proper tutorial section in there if you want player retention longer than a fart. Players might read those document things if and when they actually get invested enough in the game to want to be good at it, but if I can't just jump in an have the game tell me where to go and what to shoot I'm not gonna give a gently caress. I agree. And I am planning on doing that at some point.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:58 |
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eat poo poo scalia
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:58 |
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Haskell9 posted:Ortwin: Laundering money to waste on paying for weekly video content and the salaries of hundreds of people stuck making an impossible game with the wrong engine doesn't look like a clever master plan to me.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:58 |
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Gilganixon posted:no comic from me today because i've been busy Holy poo poo
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Gary Oldman was an inside job!
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D_Smart posted:I agree. And I am planning on doing that at some point. Cool!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 02:59 |
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D_Smart posted:1) That was some guy making videos of the upcoming .07 build currently on our testing server Okay, I respect that this was a choice
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AP posted:Laundering money to waste on paying for weekly video content and the salaries of hundreds of people stuck making an impossible game with the wrong engine doesn't look like a clever master plan to me. The legit donations pay for that crap. The Swedish pimp and blow money is used to buy expensive untraceable things from companies owned by people named Bjorgg Harrsson and Ab Wollders. It's all so clear!
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:04 |
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Haskell9 posted:The SEA PATROL guys even have rectal CPAPs like Stimperial marines. The Subnautica guys are leaving money on the table if they don't make this an expansion.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:05 |
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I cant wait for Star Citizen to come out with a release date
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:07 |
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starkebn posted:Okay, I respect that this was a choice Indeed. But even so, it doesn't mean that I'm going to release the game with lovely flight dynamics when aerial and space flight combat are an integral part of the game. The game is in development, so everything gets tweaked along the way.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu-1MKv_xik
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:14 |
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Embittered Grand Admiral [$2500+]
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:15 |
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Tried booting LoD up, got a ERR1010 - failed to reach game server. For the third time now since Tortolia kindly gifted the game to me. Come on Derek I wanna play your dumb game
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Friendly Tumour posted:Tried booting LoD up, got a ERR1010 - failed to reach game server. For the third time now since Tortolia kindly gifted the game to me. Come on Derek I wanna play your dumb game I got that twice then changed servers. I got an empty space ship full of robots. Pros - things looked cool and i liked the synth music Cons - no one to kill overall i give it LoD out of 10 (i'll try again tomorrow when i'm not dead)
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:20 |
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I spent many minutes wondering around LoD alone as my character Chris Roberts, it was strange and almost poetic in a way
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:23 |
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/jcrg99/status/653183760733761536 Sandi doesn't seem to appreciate receiving email on her private email account... interdasting. oval office. Daztek posted:Huh, what happened to that show? He's so cheery He's still cheery. He was laughing while gutting Chris and Sandi like trout during his crowdfunding Q&A session at SXSW this year. AP posted:Someone doing a job he enjoys and seems to have fun in life and not take himself too seriously, he didn't last long. Did you hear? After he left CIG, he made and released a game. That actually works. The working title was "STFU" - now it's legally "Descent: Underground" Madcosby posted:Grap dip ed, commandos Bah weep gra nah weep ninibong. D_Smart posted:Outstanding!! I've got fives of listeners that may be interested. Let me know when you're ready, come back on my show, and we'll give some keys away to
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peter gabriel posted:I spent many minutes wondering around LoD alone as my character Chris Roberts, it was strange and almost poetic in a way So you're the bastard who sniped that. I settled for Ortwin Freyermuth, whom I think someone internally is conspiring to keep off the Time Played leaderboard haha edited: BluestreakBTHR posted:He's still cheery. He was laughing while gutting Chris and Sandi like trout during his crowdfunding Q&A session at SXSW this year. Is there a link to this? Haskell9 fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Feb 14, 2016 |
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D_Smart posted:500+ people (at peak) Just an over-arching comparison. SC-PU is poo poo. LOD is poo poo. Hopefully your next patch makes it less poo poo, but hey, you got from me.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:33 |
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Gilganixon posted:I got that twice then changed servers. Finally got in. The gun sounds are rubbish
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:37 |
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Haskell9 posted:So you're the bastard who sniped that. I settled for Ortwin Freyermuth, whom I think someone internally is conspiring to keep off the Time Played leaderboard haha
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:37 |
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You have done it again. your skills will truly show the citizens what for and mean to be... super parps.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:41 |
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No more refunds. Madcosby Hig Scho Dip Sndwch Artst
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grimcreaper posted:You have done it again. your skills will truly show the citizens what for and mean to be... super parps. The Parp is the only truth and the light
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:43 |
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Friendly Tumour posted:Finally got in. The gun sounds are rubbish I hope the sound is in early alpha because it's like 1998-level overall currently. If I turn music off my guy runs around surrounded by absolute silence except for the KLOPF KLOPF KLOPF of his clanky Thief:The Dark Project boots.
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Friendly Tumour posted:Finally got in. The gun sounds are rubbish https://vimeo.com/138360203 I guess these didn't make it in either. Money well laundered.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 03:56 |
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Dusty Lens posted:https://vimeo.com/138360203 Those sound really cool and good so I'm not surprised they were dropped. Not shat to quality standard
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I'm still impressed that they managed to make Cry Engine look like Doom 3 but sound worse.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:01 |
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Are the backers really going to sleepwalk through 2016, and be just fine with no PTU releases, while SQ42 gets all the focus? Nobody wants it, and they're not even showing the work they're doing. Even if they showed that much, the more insane backers would probably extrapolate that progress into something they're getting eventually on the PTU, as ridiculous a prospect as that is. This is just crazy weird to me. 2015 was so exciting, there was so much energy, so much active lying, misdirection, propaganda, etc. This year is spooky. CIG just basically revealed themselves in all their scam glory, said "gently caress you, we have the money, we're making what we want" which I was certain would cause the community to implode. Instead the backers are just standing there with their dicks in their hands, saying, "We believe in you Chris, this all sounds great to us" then they hop back on the message boards to circle-jerk about being able to set up a Foreman grill on an asteroid. Where's the outrage? Where's the panic? I'm literally unable to conceive at this point what it would take for these people to finally grab their pitchforks. They've been deceived, censored, mislead, and outright robbed, and it's all good. Meanwhile Square-Enix makes a change to someone's hair color and it's open revolt.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:03 |
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Trust in CIG right now is impossible for me I am not stupid enough - Space Marshal [$5000+]
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:09 |
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Gilganixon posted:no comic from me today because i've been busy These are amazing, and I hope the Stimperor (who everyone should follow on Twitter) will update his account with one of them soon. Galarox posted:Dear god! Where on earth did you find that? The original source for them is here: http://www.plasticbrickautomaton.com/?id=71
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:13 |
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So, the stimperor worships Slaanesh?
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6sOKL6rBE I have found the crab enemy.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:23 |
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Star Citizen's free to fly is a waste of bandwidth, leaving goons to bird swoop and destroy spaceships people paid hundreds of dollars for. Success?
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:24 |
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From pages back but I like how relentlessly Kataq pursued the doxxers who tried everything from Godwin to projection and appeals to authority to screaming that they couldn't prove anything (even though they started with clear evidence that would) and they were "nothing" and they WON and MOVE ON in a desperate bid to finally have the last word which seemed to be the most important part of their idiotic defenses. Still not getting the point that making the threat was the offence, not whether they could substantiate it. It's rare to see someone push that hard for that long to such creeps.
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# ? Feb 14, 2016 04:30 |
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A Loud Fart posted:Star Citizen's free to fly is a waste of bandwidth, leaving goons to bird swoop and destroy spaceships people paid hundreds of dollars for. Partly. The free fly users never got to get the real feel of the patcher system first hand. Looks like 1, 135kb file didn't verify right, re-download 32 gigs required. Takes 3 days to download because the servers are maxed, not our problem. Etc.etc. Other than that, yeah game was advertised pretty much to be a garbage code disposal with cry engine thrown in.
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"Look at theeese! Huh huh huh huh" - Sandi Gardiner obliquely referring to her own breasts.
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