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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/318649/concern-on-customer-service-and-ship-credit some fukkin butthurt special snowflake posted about customer service on the concern forum!!!! probably a vested critique of Gardiner, Sandi...RUDE  . Good thing mods took care of it.
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Samizdata posted:"I believe" at no point did I say it was actually fun. "It seems" I was more citing the POTENTIAL of fun at some indeterminate point in the future. (Actually, I was sort of digging the sort of vague sandbox Dead Space vibe that was going on.) I wish the game went total Dead Space on that role players face at the most crucial moment of his role playing. When he woke up and used the toilet. *toilet face guard plops down* *Deadspace Horrer pops inside your face*
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Kakarot posted:We should have these in the verse Don't wanna ruin it for you buuuut I'm pretty sure that's not actually a monorail, because if it is then that staircase behind it must be MASSIVE 
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Feb 17, 2016 07:56
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take it deep baby paaaarp
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Feb 17, 2016 08:01
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The Stimperial vessel has docked in Wilmslow in the heart of Manchester. Lord Crobbler is now at large . So that's a load of work in the bin ....................
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Feb 17, 2016 08:02
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ZenMaster posted:Wait fuzzknot was banned? Apparently for threatening to kill someone. Sandi i think. But im not sure of the context because im really tired and cant thunk right now.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:03
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/318649/concern-on-customer-service-and-ship-credit Yeah how would we know how to feel without a poll anyway? What do you mean ADD a poll? That's ridiculous. They only do that when they move other threads to the concern forum. They should really should just call it the "your thread is a sleeping elderly person and this forum is the pillow forced onto their face" forum.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:03
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ZenMaster posted:Wait fuzzknot was banned? Seems like just a week time out. redwalrus posted:take it deep baby paaaarp Love the art edits
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Feb 17, 2016 08:05
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Beet Wagon posted:So... Not bad, all in all. Needed the music balanced a bit better (I still really have no clue what it was other than some kind of background noise - OH! CIG ripoff idea! MP3 kiosks! (Do not steal!)). Other than that, pretty drat funny! O7 So, what do all you commandos use for your awesome vidya editing?
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Feb 17, 2016 08:06
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EightAce posted:The Stimperial vessel has docked in Wilmslow in the heart of Manchester. G0RF posted:Meanwhile, in a conference room overseas, a hastily-assembled gathering of already war-wounded CIG developers stare hollowly at their portly, manic leader.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:07
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alf_pogs posted:anything else you can rememver about this if i go huntin for it? i love poo poo comics and the novel "blood music" is one of my all time favez Found it, the Bio Apocalypse https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2814218&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 For anyone else who wants to read some more...stiumlating material 
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Feb 17, 2016 08:07
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Toops posted:We do need a community manager Can I be the community manager's thug and reprehensibly villainous mouthpiece and lackey? I am not fat (chubby, but nonLesnickian), but I WILL work for jewelry...
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Feb 17, 2016 08:09
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Also FREE !
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Feb 17, 2016 08:11
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Solarin posted:Just noticed catching up: is This is awkward.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:12
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grimcreaper posted:Apparently for threatening to kill someone. Sandi i think. But im not sure of the context because im really tired and cant thunk right now. Also she angered the Viennese with a non-veal Wiener schnitzel recipe
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Colostomy Bag posted:Can you write Stimpire fiction? Of course. Most of my manuscripts take place aboard the Stimpieral Painship Evicereaper. It opens with a young officer getting their AgonEye implant installed so they can watch the executions unblinkingly. Sedisp fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Feb 17, 2016 08:15
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Bootcha posted:This is awkward.  Weird drama in a SC thread?
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Feb 17, 2016 08:30
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/318649/concern-on-customer-service-and-ship-credit  Star Citizen moderation is awesome.
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Chalks posted:
Yeah, not only that, but also for posting about Customer Support. Because it was the Customer Support person who suggested they make the thread in the first place 
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Feb 17, 2016 08:46
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Bootcha posted:This is awkward. Yeah, if we had a pvp slider none of this would have happened
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Feb 17, 2016 08:51
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Man, remember pre-paaaaarp when it was mostly jokes about people having to shave their pubes and space court? I really do want somebody to eventually put together some kind of document where things like the first redwalrus photoshop appeared, where pgabz first video was posted, when Karl hosed off, and other thread milestones. Something for posterity. A thousand thousand millenia from now, in hushed whispers the Book of THE THREAD is spoken of in The Fourth Stimpire. Possessing a Yoo Ess Bea device with an archive of THE THREAD is punishable by the worst torture followed by being sent through a sieve at a very quick velocity until dead.
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Feb 17, 2016 08:58
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Feb 17, 2016 09:02
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Man, remember pre-paaaaarp when it was mostly jokes about people having to shave their pubes and space court? I'd love to make the sc version of this. The thickness of the line would be how many goons support SC 
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Feb 17, 2016 09:03
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Matlock Birthmark posted:Love the art edits The deserve a front page article.
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Feb 17, 2016 09:04
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Man, remember pre-paaaaarp when it was mostly jokes about people having to shave their pubes and space court? Each pivotal timeline section should be opened with a quote from Beer signalling his own decline from optimism to the cold cruel reality of Star Citizen.
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Feb 17, 2016 09:04
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are the moderators on the RSI forums paid staff or just cultist zealots
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Feb 17, 2016 09:05
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wait never mind there isn't a difference
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Feb 17, 2016 09:06
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Please please please mods, don't close this thread just becau-- THREAD CLOSED FOLLOW THE RULES, PLEBIAN
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Feb 17, 2016 09:08
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Chalks posted:
You cut out the part where the grubby peasant was chastised for daring to speak to his/her betters.
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Feb 17, 2016 09:09
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I will mod the Solar Plebian forums and subject all dissenters, leavers and concern-havers to vivisection and the worst kind of penectomy
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Lastdancer posted:are the moderators on the RSI forums paid staff or just cultist zealots I honestly didn't know there were other mods outside of Ben and homeless Santa I think i saw a screenshot of some girl who had a sensible post to close a thread, but I dunno if she's even still a mod.
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BeefThief posted:I will mod the Solar Plebian forums and subject all dissenters, leavers and concern-havers to vivisection and the worst kind of penectomy Keep up the good work! Or else your ears will be sawed off and replaced with the very saws used to remove your ears which will then cut into your shoulders every time you slump with bad posture.
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boviscopophobic posted:You cut out the part where the grubby peasant was chastised for daring to speak to his/her betters. Quoted for unmitigated gall:  "Idiots receive no special treatment PLEB. I don't come to the stalls and tell you how to shovel poo poo now DO I?!"
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boviscopophobic posted:You cut out the part where the grubby peasant was chastised for daring to speak to his/her betters. yeah that was a supremely dickish mod post. managed to also get in the "dont post customer service info!" rule as well - despite customer service specifically saying "take this to the forum" hahaha. great stuff!
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Toops posted:Awesome! For source control, I'm trying out the Git/BitBucket/SourceTree flow described here: Is Unity decent with source control yet? Last time I messed around with it SVN was recommended and binary and temp files were a pain to deal with
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For Monty Python fans Customer (John Cleese): Good Morning. Owner (Michael Palin): Good morning, Sir. Welcome to Cloud Imperium games customer service! Customer: Ah thank you my good man. Owner: What can I do for you, Sir? C: Well, I was, perusing the latest gaming forums and came across the game Star Citizen, it piqued my interest and made me hearken back to my adolescent immersion in Wing Commander. O: You want to buy a package, sir? C: Acceded. O: Eh? C: 'Can I buy Star citizen! O: Ah, yes sir! C: In a nutshell I would like to acquisition the necessary assets for a titular transference of funds ! O: Come again? C: I would like to buy the basic Star citizen package please. O: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player! C: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse! O: Sorry? C: 'Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tune, 'yer forced to! O: So he can go on playing, can he? C: Most certainly! Now then, Star Citizen please, my good man O: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like to see in the verse we have all sorts of features available? C: Well, eh, how about a little Dog fighting action that doesn't continually crash to desk top. O: I'm, a-fraid we haven't quite managed that yet sir, sir. C: Oh, never mind, how about the ability to move around 3d space without continually clipping through meshes? O: I'm afraid we are still working on that sir, sir,it'll be ready on Monday. C: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, Star marine the exciting first person stand alone that you have greatly heralded all these months, if you please. O: Ah! weve been working on that, sir, for two weeks. then we realized its actually been there all along in the basic package. C: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Multiplayer then please? O: No C: Procedural planets? O: Normally, sir, yes. Today the programmer broke his wrist. C: Ah. the ability to hunt animals? O: Sorry. C: Slave trading? Bounty hunting? O: No. C: Multi crew, per chance? O: No. C: Trading? O: No. C: landing on planets? O: No. C: Procedural birds ? O: No C: The ability to board another players vessel and rape the occupants? O: Ah! .... er,No. C: A single player experience with lots of Cutscenes, perhaps? O: Ah! We have loads of cutscenes, yessir. C: (suprised) You do! Excellent. O: Yessir. It's ah... full of A list actors. C: Oh, I like A list actors. O: Well,.. they are still tinkering with the mo cap data, sir. C: No matter. Fetch hither the aforementioned simulation! Mmmwah! O: I...think its a bit more 'unfinished' than you'll like it, sir. C: I don't care how loving unfinished it is, I want to see some gameplay. Hand it over with all speed. O: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause) C: What now? O: The cat's eaten it..........
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alf_pogs posted:yeah that was a supremely dickish mod post. managed to also get in the "dont post customer service info!" rule as well - despite customer service specifically saying "take this to the forum" hahaha. great stuff! It's all part of the plan. Complainers message customer service, customer service tells them to post it in the forum. Mods delete complaint... No more complaints! The game is now perfect, no one complaining here, no sir!
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Star Citizen: confuse a can't Or How not to be seen (making a game)
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I will be sad when all these great posts and pictures dissappear in the void, but not sad enough to dig through 1950+ pages to save them Any cool features coming out for 2.2, EightAce?
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Daztek posted:I will be sad when all these great posts and pictures dissappear in the void, but not sad enough to dig through 1950+ pages to save them Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ................... Really !?!
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