WWE FASTLANE VROOOOM THE PITSTOP ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

big show tries desperately to make anyone care about this match

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:56

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:07

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Cubone posted:

anti-life justifies my smarking

you're watching this mess of your own free will, dammit

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:56

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

smell this posted:

how much sodium you think comes in that

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Can't really fault The Big Show for actually being able to get the dead crowd to chant during this match

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

gassed lane

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

pissed lane

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Sockser posted:

"At one point Kane was abducted by the wyatts"

Whatever happened with that Maggle? Huh? Where did that go? Did he ever escape? Did he get brainwashed? Or did he just show up on raw a month later like nothing happened?

it happened TWICE

and both times he just showed up later like "whatever"

Wyatts need to take some lessons from Marty The Moth

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I have such a headache and this match is making it worse.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

glass blowing semiotics professor eric rowan vs a pale old man in a wig

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

faced to faced

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Do you think Vince still looks on in wonder at very tall men kind of lazily roughing each other up

Do you think it still makes him happy, or is it simply all he understands

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:57

Dario the Wop: Oct 11, 2007; Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

GeneX posted:

you're watching this mess of your own free will, dammit

You know drat well wrestling fandom is part-autism, part-Battered Wife Syndrome

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

This match is boring as gently caress. :suicide:

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

What if the whole time the Ryback chant was about his dog at home, Mimore, an adopted miniature Dachshund who needs to be fed :ohdear:

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Remember when Big Show fought Batista on ECW? That was the last time I cared about the Big Show.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Chromatic posted:

how much sodium you think comes in that

redder face than brock after just one serving

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

THE BIG RED MACHINE

THE BIG RED BELLY

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Man Rowan's high kicks. If WWE doesn't work out for him he has a future in ballet.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Gorn Myson: Aug 8, 2007

Oh my god this is shite. I bet it gets 20s minutes.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

GeneX posted:

you're watching this mess of your own free will, dammit

force of habit and inability to control myself mitigates my guilt

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Sad lane

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Carver Crisis posted:

Can't really fault The Big Show for actually being able to get the dead crowd to chant during this match

he's trying SO HARD

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

this is poo poo

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

braun strowman should quit wrestling and play gowron in a TNG reboot

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

smell this posted:

FEED ME MORE
so that I may continue to
EAT SLEEP CONQUER REPEAT

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

smell this posted:

i'd get the french bread pizza instead

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This is a good Sunday Night Heat.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

i kinda wanna go to sleep

thats this match

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:58

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

This match is way higher paced compared to the talent involved

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

Dario the Wop: Oct 11, 2007; Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

I miss Bray's rocking chair

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

this is beyond terrible. what the gently caress even is this? who wants to see this?

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

didnt Kane squash these nerds three months ago?

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

beergod posted:

this is beyond terrible. what the gently caress even is this? who wants to see this?

vince mcmahon

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

kill vince mcmahon

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

Sockser posted:

"At one point Kane was abducted by the wyatts"

Whatever happened with that Maggle? Huh? Where did that go? Did he ever escape? Did he get brainwashed? Or did he just show up on raw a month later like nothing happened?

The first time it happened he came back as Corporate Kane. Maybe the Wyatts kidnapped him and helped him work on his resum�.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

beergod posted:

this is beyond terrible. what the gently caress even is this? who wants to see this?

They're the biggest guys therefore this is the best match.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

beergod posted:

this is beyond terrible. what the gently caress even is this? who wants to see this?

Kane fans.

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

i cant even take a nap because this could end suddenly and i could miss something entertaining

# ? Feb 22, 2016 02:59

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

beergod posted:

who wants to see this?

i do

# ? Feb 22, 2016 03:00

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# ? May 16, 2024 16:07

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Do you think Vince still looks on in wonder at very tall men kind of lazily roughing each other up

Do you think it still makes him happy, or is it simply all he understands

I hope Vince is forced to watch cruiserweight matches for eternity when he inevitably gets to hell

# ? Feb 22, 2016 03:00

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