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LORD OF BUTT posted:I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)? Well, there are safer ways to do sounding as I understand it (make sure objects are smooth and not pointy, use lube, etc) but the whole idea makes me wince in pain. The real horror came when the OP realized her brother was actually into inflation porn, and was very likely pumping air up his urethra, which is not at all safe.
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Being the guy that bring up sex positivity in a thread about a 12-year-old jamming things up his pee hole and almost dying can you even imagine
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many johnnys posted:Being the guy that bring up sex positivity in a thread about a 12-year-old jamming things up his pee hole and almost dying He just wants to help. In person, preferably, most likely.
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I've removed foreign objects from urethras on more than one occasion. I can tell you that even the things that are designed to go into a urethra for sexual purposes are still unsafe to put into a urethra. Also, if something gets stuck, please don't let your embarrassment cause you to wait to get medical help. The infections can be terrible. The first time I removed a device I had never heard of such things. It took a lot of force to get it out and then a stream of pus came after it. Like ripping a door handle off of a room filled with cottage cheese and pee Welp that's my story that isn't a quote hope you liked it au revoir
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freeedr posted:The first time I removed a device I had never heard of such things. It took a lot of force to get it out and then a stream of pus came after it. Like ripping a door handle off of a room filled with cottage cheese and pee
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freeedr posted:I've removed foreign objects from urethras on more than one occasion. I can tell you that even the things that are designed to go into a urethra for sexual purposes are still unsafe to put into a urethra. Also, if something gets stuck, please don't let your embarrassment cause you to wait to get medical help. The infections can be terrible. Tell me about the rest
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Choco1980 posted:Well, there are safer ways to do sounding as I understand it (make sure objects are smooth and not pointy, use lube, etc) but the whole idea makes me wince in pain. The real horror came when the OP realized her brother was actually into inflation porn, and was very likely pumping air up his urethra, which is not at all safe. Post your research
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freeedr posted:I've removed foreign objects from urethras on more than one occasion. I can tell you that even the things that are designed to go into a urethra for sexual purposes are still unsafe to put into a urethra. Also, if something gets stuck, please don't let your embarrassment cause you to wait to get medical help. The infections can be terrible. I... need to hear more. God help me.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I... need to hear more. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469571
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freeedr posted:I've removed foreign objects from urethras on more than one occasion. I can tell you that even the things that are designed to go into a urethra for sexual purposes are still unsafe to put into a urethra. Also, if something gets stuck, please don't let your embarrassment cause you to wait to get medical help. The infections can be terrible. So how long before bed each night do you pray for the Great Old Ones to descend from the dark behind the stars and consume all life on this planet?
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Canemacar posted:So how long before bed each night do you pray for the Great Old Ones to descend from the dark behind the stars and consume all life on this planet? Could we be this lucky?
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But why is it called sounding?
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 06:39 |
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Aphrodite posted:But why is it called sounding? it was tried on a pianist first
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PBS Newshour posted:it was tried on a pianist first Then why does it go inside an organ?
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canyoneer posted:Then why does it go inside an organ? An organ is a keyboard-driven instrument.
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Aphrodite posted:But why is it called sounding?
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Aphrodite posted:But why is it called sounding? PBS Newshour posted:it was tried on a pianist first canyoneer posted:Then why does it go inside an organ?
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 07:24 |
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I imagine it's more like a slide whistle.
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freeedr posted:I've removed foreign objects from urethras on more than one occasion. I can tell you that even the things that are designed to go into a urethra for sexual purposes are still unsafe to put into a urethra. Also, if something gets stuck, please don't let your embarrassment cause you to wait to get medical help. The infections can be terrible. Christ, and I thought watching someone pull the rotting jawbone of a cat off was bad. That's pretty loving high on the grossout list.
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canyoneer posted:Then why does it go inside an organ? I can't tell if you didn't get the pianist joke, or if you're just adding to it.
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Paladinus posted:I imagine it's more like a slide whistle. More like a flugelhorn by the time you're done.
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Jedit posted:More like a flugelhorn by the time you're done.
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On the subject of Derek Smart.Mr.Tophat posted:Being in a constant internet war must change how you see text on a screen. Instead of seeing comments you see lawsuits like in the matrix.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I can't tell if you didn't get the pianist joke, or if you're just adding to it.
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freeedr posted:
I didn't
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# ? Feb 25, 2016 13:51 |
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some quote from 2010 that i had in a text file:quote:That's mjq jazz bar. Here is the entire collection:
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Hogge Wild posted:some quote from 2010 that i had in a text file: ~mjq jazz bar
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Kenny Logins posted:I make sure to put the mjqs jazz bar on the first or second page of every new iteration of the quotes thread. I did for this one (on page 2) but obviously I appreciate you reposting them here and now. ha, so you did
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I laugh every time I read those. Every single time. What was the original thread about? I remember they were being posted all over the place, but don't remember the thread that spawned most of them.
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Mojo Threepwood posted:The Trump Truck looks like something you could spawn with a cheat code in Age of Empires I.
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nutranurse posted:cops would taze jeb not shoot him Tesseraction posted:highest energy he'd be all election
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RaceBannon posted:This teen I saw at Target was wearing super tight pants, short little pointed toe boots, a vest and a shapeless knit hat the other day. He was kicking doors and cursing loudly (trying to act like a badass?) but I kept thinking drat that kid is dressed like an elf.
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VelociBacon posted:5600 by Trevor Zuliani, on Flickr rohan posted:Please don't crush that nice-looking desk VelociBacon posted:Glad you were there to save the day!
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Teenage Fansub posted:Huminuh huminuh Louisgod posted:
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freeedr posted:Like ripping a door handle off of a room filled with cottage cheese and pee lmfao I am going to hurl.
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burexas.irom posted:Well, I just couldn't pass up such a great wallpaper opportunity.
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I really like how if someone posts an image and I don't know what it's supposed to be, my knee-jerk impulse is to assume it's a Loss reference and it is right every time
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loquacius posted:I really like how if someone posts an image and I don't know what it's supposed to be, my knee-jerk impulse is to assume it's a Loss reference and it is right every time Oh my God you're right
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loquacius posted:I really like how if someone posts an image and I don't know what it's supposed to be, my knee-jerk impulse is to assume it's a Loss reference and it is right every time See a therapist.
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