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SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

People should ask if Ben has found the chair in the stream. Then ask him to look under the desk, or order one from Chair Restoration Hardware.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:40

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:58

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

literally a hog posted:

BenForTheCHAIRman

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:42

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

What's the deal with the BMM anyway?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:45

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

tooterfish posted:

He's banned, therefore he's clearly guilty of something.

You sound like a doubter, you're not a doubter are you?

which is worse, a doubter or a leaver

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:45

SpunkyRedKnight: Oct 12, 2000

DeePee posted:

What is this from?

Under the Skin.

Also what does Ben's wife do? Is she the only other person in the office with nothing to do? She's on a lot of the shows but doesn't really contribute much.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:45

Edmund Honda: Sep 27, 2003

Squadron41

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:48

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

Jason Sextro posted:

which is worse, a doubter or a leaver

Leavers. Which is why you've got to nip doubters in the bud and ban them before they leave.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:49

Salt n Reba McEntire: Nov 14, 2000; Kuparp.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

chAirForceOne

----

In Titanic deckchair news ... Now cosplay? Oh good. I'll be cosplaying as a Khartu-al co-pilot and never show up.

Also I hope Lesnick gets the nickname 'Two-Chairs' as it's nigh perfect. Type 2 Sycophant doesn't have the same ring to it.

E:

SelenicMartian posted:

- Did you write your symphony... on the chair?

... I think I'll sell one!

Salt n Reba McEntire fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Feb 26, 2016

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:50

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

What's the deal with the BMM anyway?

It is dead jim. Just a forgotten ship that people paid 250 bucks for. Kinda like recent ships - they now dont know what they bought and when it will show up.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:51

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Ag Bengip posted:

I'm looking at the comments on the Jeffrey McArthur video and I must say that while calling out the Shitizens for their horrendous comments is a thoroughly correct thing to do, bringing even more drama to his comments section is pretty lovely. I honestly don't believe this guy wants people cursing each other out, calling each other names and telling each other to kill themselves on his channel. Stop being terrible.

I agree. A few of the anti-SC replies are terrible and just defeat the purpose of showing the guy the proper respect.

If enough of us visit that video and use the "Abuse/Spam" reporting tool on the worst replies, I believe they are removed. I'm going through and doing that and hope others will join the effort so that we remove the toxicity and leave the exhortations and compliments.

It's a great thing that he's picked up a lot of subs, upvotes, and views. Would be better still if it didn't come with vitriolic garbage hurled around.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:53

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

tooterfish posted:

Leavers. Which is why you've got to nip doubters in the bud and ban them before they leave.

it's always best to ban doubters before they become leavers and that way you can control the narrative, which so far is working out really well.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:54

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Moogle posted:

Also I hope Lesnick gets the nickname 'Two-Chairs' as it's nigh perfect. Type 2 Sycophant doesn't have the same ring to it.

- Did you write your symphony... on the chair?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:56

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Holy poo poo gently caress yes.

Sorry for the late replies, I'm 140 pages behind, replying to a reply on a post from I made when I was 250 pages behind the counter at that time.

Anyway, I'm happy to hear my voicing may be useful. If there are any Solar Plebeian texts you want read out loud, I'll be happy to do so.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:00

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

ewe2 posted:

Dear goons, I have made a Dancey Cat Hoedown* to celebrate the wonder of Shitizen

love, ewe2

* Hoedown could use some more/better instruments. If you are a musical goon and want to contribute proper harmonica (instead of my phasorz kazoo), or clarinet... or banjo... or violin...or just washboard, PM myself and I shall furnish a backing track etc. If you want to sing along, here are chords and words in chordpro format.

holy poo poo hahahaha

i have no musical talent whatsoever, aside from being able to whistle that weeoooweeoooOoooo sound from the good the bad and the ugly (top tier talent), but listening to this while looking at p gab's av is great lol

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:02

Plural Abysss: Feb 25, 2016

DeePee posted:

What is this from?

Under The Skin

I think

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:05

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Lime Tonics posted:

"We have other threads for that"*

*deletes the others threads for that.

Soon,

have a nice day

Please don't discuss methods for exercising your consumer rights in this thread about not getting what you paid for.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:10

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

ewe2 posted:

Dear goons, I have made a Dancey Cat Hoedown* to celebrate the wonder of Shitizen

love, ewe2

* Hoedown could use some more/better instruments. If you are a musical goon and want to contribute proper harmonica (instead of my phasorz kazoo), or clarinet... or banjo... or violin...or just washboard, PM myself and I shall furnish a backing track etc. If you want to sing along, here are chords and words in chordpro format.

This is wonderful, pgabz should use it for the background music on one of his videos.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:12

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

i really like the song too

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:16

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

This is my favourite Star Citizen gif.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:18

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

lmao, the names in chat already

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:21

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Wafflz posted:

i_paid_42_seats

Squadron 42 Seats

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:22

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

PARP is good for you.

It fixes your DNA.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:22

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Beexoffel posted:

PARP is good for you.

It fixes your DNA.

Can PARP reverse deskeletonization?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:23

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Wafflz posted:

lmao, the names in chat already

is there a link?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:24

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

AP posted:

This is my favourite Star Citizen gif.

Wow. Games really are are art.

I love the idea that there are some really processor intensive physics simulations going on in every item all the time achieving literally nothing or, very occasionally, something dumb.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:24

runsamok: Jan 12, 2011

Nothing of consequence to add today, so here's my cattes again, since you all seem to like them.

I planned to keep the pic for emergency thread-reviving purposes, but given the lofty state of the thread & the wheels falling of CIG I thought I would celebrate & use it now.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:25

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

AP posted:

This is my favourite Star Citizen gif.

Plz explain I ain't got me no 4k monitor

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:25

Einbauschrank: Nov 5, 2009

AP posted:

This is my favourite Star Citizen gif.

In E:D that would havd been a 500cr fine for "Reckless closing of canopy".

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:26

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

runsamok posted:

Nothing of consequence to add today, so here's my cattes again, since you all seem to like them.

I planned to keep the pic for emergency thread-reviving purposes, but given the lofty state of the thread & the wheels falling of CIG I thought I would celebrate & use it now.

Lemme tell you guys this guy got some cattes

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:27

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

intardnation posted:

is there a link?

http://twitch.tv/cigcommunity

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:27

intardnation: Feb 18, 2016; I'm going to space!

Wafflz posted:

http://twitch.tv/cigcommunity

thanks!
I was at the starcit one.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:28

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Daztek posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck ha ha I have been laughing at this like an idiot :lol:

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:30

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Chalks posted:

This is wonderful, pgabz should use it for the background music on one of his videos.

I will if it's ok for sure

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:31

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

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# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:33

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

intardnation posted:

is there a link?

it's the CIG twitch stream
http://www.twitch.tv/cigcommunity

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:33

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Daztek posted:

I don't know if it's on purpose but this dancey cat keeps the beat

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:34

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:36

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

crobbers does coke, sandi does glue and ben does giggle-pig, sorry lowtax its true

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:36

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

runsamok posted:

Nothing of consequence to add today, so here's my cattes again, since you all seem to like them.

I planned to keep the pic for emergency thread-reviving purposes, but given the lofty state of the thread & the wheels falling of CIG I thought I would celebrate & use it now.

You should name them 4k and timg

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:50

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Are there any auto ban keywords that anyone knows about?

(I'm seeing a lot of <message deleted>'s)

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:53

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