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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
a really cute chick delivered my pizza earlier. she kinda had me flustered to be honest. When she left she told me to enjoy my meal. I told her "you too"


i could have made that a gbs thread I guess

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Godholio posted:

Mine is processing. I'm kind of anxious.


Looks like I signed up in 2002, and my first order was for Age of Empires 2 and 3.

I thought it would be higher on both counts.
15k/21k

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Any soldier who didn't go on leave at least once to get some is no soldier at all, imo.

You're ok with me

I honestly should have realized that she was a fake when she said she lived in Reno. All the hot strippers go to Vegas, LA\SD or Phoenix in that area

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Booblord Zagats posted:

I honestly should have realized that she was a fake when she said she lived in Reno. All the hot strippers go to Vegas, LA\SD or Phoenix in that area

a drunk soldier in the barracks on a computer is probably the most pure form of lizard brain / thinking with dick experience in the 'verse, it is forgivable

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

$5741 since 2004. I'm surprised it's that low.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

you may be amazed, especially among males, how exceedingly uncommon that is

fixed, something about having a dong and two balls makes fools out of us dumb males.

also 10800 and 11300 in 7 years of amazon
8k alone in the last two years lmao

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

a drunk soldier in the barracks on a computer is probably the most pure form of lizard brain / thinking with dick experience in the 'verse, it is forgivable

I was a drunk Marine Air Wing POG. Most soldiers are much smarter than I was, as they did not join to Marines to do an Air Force job with 4th hand Navy tools

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i am too high to excel at the moment so i dont know how much

also i have opencalc not excel

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I want to interrupt current dad chat with this craiglist ad
A couple of things
1) probably belongs to a CG officier/pilot who was station on alaska
2) Picture taken inside a cg hangar
3) 66500 miles IN TWO loving YEARS (thats about 91 miles a day fyi)
4) On its second engine

Its pretty much pure :stare:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
My Amazon report failed :suicide:


e: played with the date range and got it. Since 2010 I have totals of $6176/7676.

High of $380 for a LEGO Super Star Destroyer for my little brother's birthday present. Low of $0.01 on a bunch of different books.

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Feb 28, 2016

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Pesticide20 posted:

Low of $0.01 on a bunch of different books.

This is my favorite use of Amazon.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I have no idea how to make this .cv file display a total $ amount

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

ded posted:

I have no idea how to make this .cv file display a total $ amount

Sum function on column m

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

holocaust bloopers posted:

Sum function on column m

Eh it's coming up all hosed up in openoffice for me.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Down here it's ants. I miss roaches, they're easy targets compared to ants.

Have you guys never heard of boric acid lol


Also my iPhone 6 is dope.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ship your car and fly.

That post has a completely different and much more horrifying meaning on tumblr. :stare:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
is there a free thing that will let me open a cvs file cuz i dont got no fuckin msoffice or whatever you assholes seem to have

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

is there a free thing that will let me open a cvs file cuz i dont got no fuckin msoffice or whatever you assholes seem to have
Opencalc or Libreoffice Calc. They're both Excel alternatives. Also they're forks of the same project so it doesn't really matter which one you use.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

is there a free thing that will let me open a cvs file cuz i dont got no fuckin msoffice or whatever you assholes seem to have

I got Office 2010 pro for $10 when I was a contractor.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mad Dragon posted:

I got Office 2010 pro for $10 when I was a contractor.

o yea well i just downloaded that opencalc thing for $0 while i was sitting here naked so how you like that poo poo?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

o yea well i just downloaded that opencalc thing for $0 while i was sitting here naked so how you like that poo poo?
I hope you opted out of whatever poo poo they wanted to make your default browser and homepage. :ohdear:

Excel is a free phone app, but gently caress trying to sort that Amazon poo poo on a phone.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Or just use Google Sheets for free :shrug:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Naked Bear posted:

Only about $5,000! List price totaled about $6,600, so not too bad!

I'm at $6500 purchase price since 2008, not as bad as i thought it would be. Holy poo poo it's weird looking back at previous purchases, my first purchase was a broadband adapter for a Gamecube for some reason. I don't know if I even used it.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Have you guys never heard of boric acid lol


Also my iPhone 6 is dope.

Pets, dude.

I have a very dumb loving cat.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Nostalgia4Murder Mod challenge pepper spray anticipation station: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3766141

Today is the deadline :munch:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


$9,077.94 spent and $12,387.53 list price since 2003.

First purchase was a Lupin the Third DVD and I have no regrets on that.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


huh neat, when did :caro: get bought?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
$23,635.88 since 02

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.
This first thing I bought on amazon was a Russian phrase book in 2003 because I had been in the army about a year and figured it was about time to get myself a mail order bride.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Jaguars! posted:

huh neat, when did :caro: get bought?

One of the admins uploaded it.

Shades of Green is extremely triggering.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

One of the admins uploaded it.

Shades of Green is extremely triggering.
Why the gently caress would you drive to Florida?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Because gently caress flying?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
bugs bunny sawing off floridia.gif

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Because gently caress flying?

:getout:

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Oh mah gaw Marie Callender Dutch Apple pie. Somewhere in that hot sloppy concoction of sugar and crumbles there are real apples

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



I feel like I just described the gf that got away....

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

loving flying commercially on an American carrier.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Godholio posted:

loving flying commercially on an Malaysian carrier.

This is a little more accurate.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Well, on an American jet you'll probably make it to the destination alive, but for most of the trip you'll wish you weren't.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if i had the option to never had to fly commercially ever again i would probably do so

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