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Tokyo Sexwhale posted:Don't you have a peephole or some poo poo in the door so you can check first? I mean don't go exposing kids to nudity but if its a mormon doorknocker or some random dude asking about your roof, go ahead and open the door. nah I dont, it has a big window on top which obviously gives it away if i'm here. Also yelling "shut up!" to my dog. Its what I get for living in suburbia. shame on me.
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Mad Dragon posted:Stop answering your door without out your dick handing out
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LeadSled posted:Not in Utah it didn't. Imagine the kind of retard missionaries that get sent to Utah.
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Godholio posted:Imagine the kind of retard missionaries that get sent to Utah. its usually the poor ones I think
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:nah I dont, it has a big window on top which obviously gives it away if i'm here. Also yelling "shut up!" to my dog. Its what I get for living in suburbia. shame on me. just blast loud music constantly, then you wont hear anyone knocking your door except for nuclear death
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:holy poo poo man I'm tired of door to door people asking me if i want a quote on a new roof and poo poo, two today. tell them you rent the place
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:nah I dont, it has a big window on top which obviously gives it away if i'm here. Also yelling "shut up!" to my dog. Its what I get for living in suburbia. shame on me. This is why you get a wifi door cam. You can pick up some basic poo poo off of Amazon or if you're fancy I've seen ads for the Ring doorbell
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Tokyo Sexwhale posted:This is why you get a wifi door cam. You can pick up some basic poo poo off of Amazon or if you're fancy I've seen ads for the Ring doorbell dude I appreciate it but I'm just annoyed, not strung out on meth!
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nwin posted:God drat just ran the amazon report... I am too afraid to run any report. I know I spent like 5k just in December on computer parts and Christmas presents for my family.
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i came in at 4442 USD which in nzd is pretty much enough to buy the whole country so from now on you will refer to me as god emperor two finger i need cops anyone want in? please send a vid of your most brutal takedown tia
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On door-to-door salesfucks. Someday, I will have an outhouse. Seriously. I want a working shitter hooked to water and septic, in a 5'x5' shack with a farmhouse door and electricity, door side facing the road, out in the middle of goddamn nowhere. Just so I can wander out early in the morning with my coffee, leave the top half of the door open and take in nature while I drop my morning Cosbys. And wave at any neighbors, the mailman, the FedEx guy, etc. It would be my dedicated space to talk to any door-to-door sales monkeys. "What's that? Cutco knives, you say? I have just the place we can talk about this." Walk on in, drop pants and make it awkward. Really goddamn awkward.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:On door-to-door salesfucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug1gAS9-Mn0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmaQUxTD7aU
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:tell them you rent the place Tell them you live with Mother, and then have an imaginary conversation with her. "No, mother! It's not another blonde whore at the door. It's Jake, from Roof Farm."
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:its usually the poor ones I think Or those with severe medical issues that need to be near high quality medical care. Also HCT just get a Pyle wifi camera, they're cheap, take 4 minutes to install and you can control them with your phone and use the built in micro phone and speaker to tell people to gently caress off
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I think my project for this weekend will be setting up cameras and a security system. Mostly because when I visited my parents last weekend my dad let me watch his live security cam to watch all the dogs running around. I wanna know what those little fuckers get up to during the day
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The Man in Black played by A Black Man.quote:Both stars were linked to the project late last year, with McConaughey being mentioned as a strong contender for the role of Walter Padick aka the Man in Black, while in December, Idris Elba was tipped to play Roland Deschain aka the Gunslinger. 
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Gonna fire this electrician thats supposed to come by a half hour ago, after he stood me up yesterday. I need to be an electrician I guess so that I can do whatever the gently caress I want.
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Found out through a contact that part of my interview this week involves an Excel skills test. Any of you dudes had to do something like that? What should I be practicing for?
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I doubt they're going to have you write an visual basic macros or anything. They're probably just wanting to make sure you understand the basic functions and how to use the program.
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I can do pivot tables, charts, easy functions, and vlookups.
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They're gonna see if you know how to play the flight simulator in Excel
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Can I just show them dogge pictures?!
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holocaust bloopers posted:Found out through a contact that part of my interview this week involves an Excel skills test. 
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Get the weakest-looking of them to log on their amazon account and then do the purchase history addup thing then relentlessly mock them in front of their colleagues for the rest of the interview
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Zeris posted:Get the weakest-looking of them to log on their amazon account and then do the purchase history addup thing then relentlessly mock them in front of their colleagues for the rest of the interview
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Trump is winning Georgia with 50% of the vote holy gently caress
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MA-Horus posted:Trump is winning Georgia with 50% of the vote holy gently caress It's Georgia though...
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LingcodKilla posted:It's Georgia though... Georgia is more often than not a preview of North Florida and the rest of the South outside of VA. Sherman didn't march on Alabama, Mississippi, Virginia or even Texas. There was a reason for that very calculated choice
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Booblord Zagats posted:Georgia is more often than not a preview of North Florida and the rest of the South outside of VA. outside of virginia, there wasn't too much in the south worth burning down at that point.
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Ai's Shim posted:You know who else refused to just follow orders? That's right. Patriot and true American war hero George W. Bush. Not many people will ever know the true story of what went down that fateful August 19th, 2002, and fewer still will ever believe the heroic decision he made to sacrifice his own life and personally pilot WTC7 directly through both towers in order to save our entire way of life. WTC1 and WTC2 were finally days away from completion of their true purpose, as a massive climaxes manipulation device fuelled by massive drilling rigs directly into the center of the hollow earth. Once online, they would begin directly pumping the inner shell's atmosphere into our own as according to the New World Gay Socialist Hippy Muslim Libtard Order's plans. It would no longer require covert dispersal via high altitude aircraft, instead erupting from the tops of the tower - rigs in a billowing glittery pink and purple pyroclastic blast.
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You PA guys have recommendations on places to eat in Pittsburgh? We're flying there super early tomorrow morning and we'll have 10-14 hours of down time, mainly late morning to afternoon. Preferably close to the airport and don't wanna get stabbed by Steelers fans
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Just finished the Malazan Book of the Fallen series, need to find something else to read. Weirdly I read military books every so often before joining the Army but haven't had any inclination to do so since joining.
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Interview went well. Midway through the guy told me that they'll be bringing me back to meet the team and VP. I'm in a pretty great mood.
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