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value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

Pththya-lyi posted:

Wow cool, good for them both

Maybe for one one them? But NO. Dreadlocks are you loving kidding me with this poo poo? Neon pink dreadlocks like a flamingo up and died on her head and she just forgot to remove it until it melded with her scalp.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:40

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:45

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Danger Mahoney posted:

I wonder if their psychologists warned them about how ugly they would be as ladies. Like okay I'll sign off on this but you know youre gonna be in like the bottom three percent of ladies lookswise how are you going to deal with that.

Where did they fall in the gentlemens lookswise spectrum before?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:41

Unbelievably Fat Man: Jun 1, 2000; Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.

Tenzarin posted:

Now is the time the sequel to the Matrix will be made!

Say hello to Lilly and Lana!

THE CREATORS OF THE MATRIX!

grant morrison really let himseelf go

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:43

Absolute Lithops: Aug 28, 2011; After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

I've never seen the matrix How does it hold up?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:46

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Absolute Lithops posted:

I've never seen the matrix How does it hold up?

like whoa

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:47

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

the signs were always there ... I mean look a Neo's ... ahem .... gentleman's frock coat

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:56

Danger Mahoney: Mar 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Haha we gotta be subtle and not be seen by the agents so lets dress like the world's gayest nuns.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 05:59

Plom Bar: Jun 5, 2004; hardest time i ever done

Good for her. I hope Sense8 turns out better than Heroes did after its promising first season.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:04

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Stunning and brave and not at all mentally ill.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:07

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

perhaps the real mental illness ... is gender :raise:

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:09

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

no way both of them?

turns out being a lady is genetic after all

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:15

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Gazpacho posted:

perhaps the real mental illness ... is gender

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:19

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Joel Silver must be like...loving hell jesus christ guys im done with this.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:26

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Absolute Lithops posted:

I've never seen the matrix How does it hold up?

Matrix is good, everything after the first movie is hammered dog poo poo

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:29

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Of all the matrix crew I figured Mr. bullet time would have transitioned

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:30

Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

Danger Mahoney posted:

I wonder if their psychologists warned them about how ugly they would be as ladies. Like okay I'll sign off on this but you know youre gonna be in like the bottom three percent of ladies lookswise how are you going to deal with that.

Tbh they both look better than like the majority of 50 yo american women. That ain't really a compliment but it is the way it is

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:47

je1 healthcare: Sep 29, 2015

mdm posted:

Where did they fall in the gentlemens lookswise spectrum before?

Well they were pretty rich

EDIT: Actually I think Larry transitioned after the first Matrix. Nevermind, they were broke nerds

je1 healthcare fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Mar 9, 2016

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:49

TEAH SYAG: Oct 2, 2009; by Lowtax

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Stunning and brave and not at all mentally ill.

In the future, when we are putting these people into purification camps for biological cleansing, the Tetrahemogony will look back on our sick past and compare this to Indians worshiping hooved hamburger.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:55

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

je1 healthcare posted:

Well they were pretty rich

EDIT: Actually I think Larry transitioned after the first Matrix. Nevermind, they were broke nerds

Being an actual, working Hollywood director should land you in pretty primo tang for the rest of your life.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:58

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

Tenzarin posted:

THE CREATORS OF THE MATRIX!

Is that jizz in a mug?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 06:59

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hemophilia posted:

What's the likelihood of two brothers both being trans? I have no commentary to offer, it just seems unlikely!

yeeeeeeah seems like the 2nd one that did it is kind of riding the others coat tails(dress train?)

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:01

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Cnut the Great posted:

no way both of them?

turns out being a lady is genetic after all

you've seen their genetic codes? were they released in the fappening or something?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:03

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

yeeeeeeah seems like the 2nd one that did it is kind of riding the others coat tails(dress train?)

That's crazy as gently caress. Nobody does this stuff for that kind of reason.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:10

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

hemophilia posted:

That's crazy as gently caress. Nobody does this stuff for that kind of reason.

Exactly, women aren't competitive at all by nature

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:21

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

All this trouble just to infiltrate women's bathrooms.

:shrug:

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:23

for fucks sake dan: Nov 30, 2015

while i agree with the majority of people who say the wachowski sisters really hosed up the 2nd and 3rd matrix movies, i gotta admit that they loving kicked rear end with sense8.

anyway i like to judge them on the quality of their work wrt the movies and tv shows they've overseen and not obsess over their gender identity because this is 2016

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:44

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

The Wachowskis probably need oversight and a fixed budget. If that doesn't happen, Jupiter Ascending happens.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:46

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hemophilia posted:

That's crazy as gently caress. Nobody does this stuff for that kind of reason.

thats hollywood!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:49

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Did you guys know that "lesbian" is the #1 search term most everywhere? Like when guys are getting there jerg on, fantasy-wise, in their head, they're thinking about two sexy ladies rubbing and touching on each other?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:52

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Tenzarin posted:

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:52

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Gazpacho posted:

Lol don't tell me u actually believe that crazy woman who sued them who can't even spell her own name consistently

I apply Occam's Razor.

On the one hand is a crazy woman with an unbelieveable claim.

On the other hand are two crazy "brothers" who have never made another good movie before or since.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:57

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Ork of Fiction posted:

Did you guys know that "lesbian" is the #1 search term most everywhere? Like when guys are getting there jerg on, fantasy-wise, in their head, they're thinking about two sexy ladies rubbing and touching on each other?

that's hosed up. don't these guys realize that you can't even make babies that way?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 07:59

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

I want to be a pretty, pretty girl.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 08:12

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Maoist Pussy posted:

I want to be a pretty, pretty girl.

Same

# ? Mar 9, 2016 08:14

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

My Q-Face posted:

I apply Occam's Razor.

On the one hand is a crazy woman with an unbelieveable claim.

On the other hand are two crazy "brothers" who have never made another good movie before or since.

pretty sure you don't know what occams razor is

# ? Mar 9, 2016 08:14