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MiniFoo posted:A picture came in: Zoom and enhance!
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DigitalMocking posted:75+ ticket backlog has come in this month.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 04:38 |
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A ticket came in. A plane ticket to another city Because I'm installing a server there next week on the public holiday
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 05:19 |
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I already knew what the picture was about, but I thought the effort was funny. The effort involved in solving the problem, however, is not.
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MiniFoo posted:A picture came in: You sure you don't want to block out any confidential information in that pic?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 06:39 |
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If you can find any confidential information in that tiny-rear end resolution I'd argue you're welcome to it.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 06:48 |
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Zoom and enhance! Yes sir! *clicks timg* oh.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 08:39 |
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pixaal posted:Reducing the number of cores can actually increase the speed of a VM. If you make a 10 core DC it wont be able to do anything until 10 cores have a free cycle, it will then use all 10 for the single thread it needed because the OS expects the 10 and will poll them for information. DCs should be 1 maybe 2 cores. Specs your machines correctly. To follow up on this I finally got the guy to explain what he needed. http://docwiki.cisco.com/wiki/UC_Virtualization_Supported_Hardware#.22Can_I_use_this_server.3F.22 Apparently its a licencing situation where UC only counts the physical cores on the host. Which seems bonkers, but there you are.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 11:41 |
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Zoom and enhance! aye aye captain!
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 12:04 |
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Confirm/deny will the guy that invents working csi style zoom and enhance be a quadjillionaire?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 12:55 |
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Cast_No_Shadow posted:Confirm/deny will the guy that invents working csi style zoom and enhance be a quadjillionaire? I hope that he has enough sense to keep his invention a secret for the sake of IT professionals everywhere.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 12:57 |
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People already seem to think you can, though, so having it at hand would only mean you'd be able to do it instead of having to try in vain to convince morons that it's impossible ( YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF DOING WORK!).
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AlphaKretin posted:People already seem to think you can, though, so having it at hand would only mean you'd be able to do it instead of having to try in vain to convince morons that it's impossible ( YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF DOING WORK!). God only knows what fresh hells they're getting out of CSI: Cyber.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:02 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm deaf, so closed captions is permanently on with our television. You'd be amazed how often it rebels or just gets poo poo outright wrong. How would you know?
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:46 |
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Anyone who asks for zoom+ENHANCE treatment should just be handed a CYA disclaimer form and a bill for a top of the line mac with Then have them watch while you use content aware fill, sit back and try not to laugh as you explain "Yep there's not enough pixels in this image for enhance to work, you need to use a professional camera next time." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9gucaZFD8s
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:48 |
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Zoom and enhance is easy to make once you invent time the ability to go back to the exact location and time the picture was taken and take a higher quality image. You don't have to worry about sending organic matter so your fine. The power drain is going to make this feature very costly though.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 13:51 |
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flosofl posted:How would you know? It's usually pretty obvious We leave CC on the TV at work and it absolutely loves spazzing out on live programming. Sometimes you can see the stenographer just give up.
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Verizian posted:Anyone who asks for zoom+ENHANCE treatment should just be handed a CYA disclaimer form and a bill for a top of the line mac with I'll be impressed when they release the version of content aware fill that can do the reverse operation of that video.
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Renegret posted:It's usually pretty obvious CC on a 24 hour news broadcast network is the best for this. The captions try to keep up, but keep suffering from more and more gradual desync. Finally when they're about 45 seconds behind the stenographer goes "gently caress it," types a shitload of dashes, and starts over again. The process repeats about every 5 minutes too.
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DoubleNegative posted:CC on a 24 hour news broadcast network is the best for this. The captions try to keep up, but keep suffering from more and more gradual desync. Finally when they're about 45 seconds behind the stenographer goes "gently caress it," types a shitload of dashes, and starts over again. The process repeats about every 5 minutes too. you can tell the experienced ones from the new guys. The experienced Stenographers make a typo and say gently caress IT WHATEVER GOTTA GO FAST THEY KNOW WHAT I MEAN ANYWAY The new guys try to correct their mistakes, making them fall further behind until it all spirals out of control. Why yes I get very bored at work how did you know
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One day soon, stenography is going to be the sole purview of server-based voice-rec software, but when the Google/Siri/Cortana/whoever servers do inevitably have an outage, network directors everywhere are going to ask IT, "well, you can type really fast 'cause you're good with computers, right?"
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Renegret posted:It's usually pretty obvious
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm deaf, so closed captions is permanently on with our television. You'd be amazed how often it rebels or just gets poo poo outright wrong. Oh I'm more than aware, the speakers on my old old TV were crappy so I had CC turned on and anything on PBS was a crapshoot. But in the age of digital television you've gotta screw something up pretty badly to have color show up on accident.
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Eikre posted:
Weee, electricians working in one of our buildings seem to have edited a network cable. Fancy testing unit sees 66.4 feet of cable, and no server. That's easily explained by the run being longer. Wonder if anyone drywalled up that area already - outage was reported yesterday.
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quote:Hi - We have a Supermicro server in our rack. Could you please open the server up and try to get a picture of the label on the RAM/Memory stick without taking the server down. Please send me the picture as I need to add 4 sticks of RAM to that server.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 19:09 |
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anthonypants posted:
Can't you look that up with WMI? pixaal fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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Cast_No_Shadow posted:Confirm/deny will the guy that invents working csi style zoom and enhance be a quadjillionaire? The guy who invents that will be hunted down by physicists.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 19:35 |
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pixaal posted:Can't you look that up with WMI? Not if you're the kind of guy who asks tech to service a system live and plugged in.
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Potato Salad posted:Not if you're the kind of guy who asks tech to service a system live and plugged in. WMIC NODE:/SERVERNAME Memorychip > C:\logs\installedRAM.txt Part Number is most likely the field he wants but he can go hogwild it will even spit out the headers. Close the ticket with only that command. e: I assumed it was running Windows, this should do the trick for linux dmidecode -t 17 pixaal fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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wa27 posted:You sure you don't want to block out any confidential information in that pic? I like how they're still running XP - won't upgrade the OS but will spend a few bucks to upgrade Quickbooks and leave a huge potential security risk in place
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Ozz81 posted:I like how they're still running XP - won't upgrade the OS but will spend a few bucks to upgrade Quickbooks and leave a huge potential security risk in place Windows Server 2012 R2, actually, with Quickbooks 2015 Enterprise.
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MiniFoo posted:Windows Server 2012 R2, actually, with Quickbooks 2015 Enterprise. Does the Quickbooks file sit on a separate server than the machine Quickbooks is running? And on the Quickbooks app machine, do you have an event log saying access to the file timed out? If so I wish you the best of luck as I wrestled with that bullshit for a year with no results.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 21:55 |
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File's on the D:\ drive of the RDS. Quickbooks crashes while trying to save and close invoices that have just had transactions posted to them or something. Here's one of the crash details that Windows provides:code:
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm deaf, so closed captions is permanently on with our television. You'd be amazed how often it rebels or just gets poo poo outright wrong. Same here! It's hilarious to see some of the poo poo they get wrong.
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# ? Mar 15, 2016 22:35 |
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MiniFoo posted:File's on the D:\ drive of the RDS. Quickbooks crashes while trying to save and close invoices that have just had transactions posted to them or something. Here's one of the crash details that Windows provides: Did you know that Quickbooks has like 5 different places in the menu where you can trigger it to update itself, and each of those will grab slightly different versions? Did you know that a super common solution that Quickbooks support usually tries for basically anything is to delete (rename) the .TLG file associated with the main QB file? They can never explain why that should do anything, but problems magically go away. Are you saying you can reproduce the action and it reproduces the crash consistently? If so, what if you do the same thing from a different computer? If not, hunt down all the update buttons in the problematic installation, and when forcing them all still doesn't help, do a clean reinstall from the most recent redistributable of the appropriate version you can find, then force all the updates. From an MSP perspective I hate quickbooks, I've seen it fail in so many different ways, nothing ever makes sense.
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Zoom and enhance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbCWYm7B_B4
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pixaal posted:WMIC NODE:/SERVERNAME Memorychip > C:\logs\installedRAM.txt Supermicro IPMI usually has this info available too. So many ways this nitwit can get info if he just googled it.
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RadicalR posted:Same here! It's hilarious to see some of the poo poo they get wrong. I'm hard of hearing, so vaguely the same as you guys - and it's not limited to what they get wrong - but also the things that are omitted. Some HBO shows loving suck in that regards. I'm going to have to them as opposed to using my legitimate subscription just to watch silicon valley/veep/girls without words just being skipped altogether. Secondary reason for captions: watching a show with your SO while your kid is asleep on you .
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Brut posted:Did you know that Quickbooks has like 5 different places in the menu where you can trigger it to update itself, and each of those will grab slightly different versions? Try supporting pretty much any Avid product.
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OwlFancier posted:The guy who invents that will be hunted down by physicists. You don't even want to know what they'll do to the guy who invented the Blade Runner version.
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