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Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Hush don't disrupt the narrative

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Seventyfour
Apr 6, 2009

Beneath the Pavement
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loving Trump

Trump: There could be 'riots' if nomination's taken from me, 'bad things' could happen

quote:

To: Enlightened1

if the establishment over rides Trump as the GOP nomination, which is looking more like that will be the case, I hope the LEOs and any military called up to control the chaos that will ensue remembers that this is their country too and that they and their families stand to lose just as much as the rest of us if the establishment gets its way.

13 posted on 03/16/2016 9:02:17 AM PDT by drypowder
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quote:

To: annieokie

“manymanymany adoring masses will lay down their lives for the cause.”


Yes actually, we will, just like in the American Revolution. And our country is indeed in the midst of another revolution. Verbal at the moment, but who knows what might come next.


35 posted on 03/16/2016 9:10:01 AM PDT by flaglady47 (TRUMP ROCKS !!!)
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quote:

To: Enlightened1

Trump is slowly starting to wield his power.

38 posted on 03/16/2016 9:10:24 AM PDT by riri (Obama's Amerika--Not a fun place.)
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Express our feelings? Sounds gay unless this is a gun metaphor.

quote:

To: flaglady47; All; hinckley buzzard

I propose that we have a place for Freepers to gather and express our feelings. FWIW, I can provide some real good suggestions about where to park and use a public transportation choice that’s convenient and allows one to get off and on the bus a few safe blocks away from anything that might occur.


39 posted on 03/16/2016 9:13:16 AM PDT by grania
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quote:

To: Mr. Mojo

“Sounds like you’re as thin-skinned as your savior.”


That savior is going to be your next President, lol. Get used to it. You’re doomed.

40 posted on 03/16/2016 9:14:12 AM PDT by flaglady47 (TRUMP ROCKS !!!)
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To quote the DEVO song....

quote:

To: JBW1949

To quote the DEVO song....

We’re through being cool
We’re through being cool
Eliminate the ninnies and the twits.


76 posted on 03/16/2016 9:33:42 AM PDT by dfwgator
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The official metaphor of freerepublic.com

quote:

To: A Navy Vet; All

Nah, just a lot of people who are tired of taking it in the poop chute. You enjoy it?


95 posted on 03/16/2016 9:48:11 AM PDT by j.argese (/s tags: If you have a mind unnecessary. If you're a cretin it really doesn't matter, does it?)
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I forgot about little jeremiah. I've been away too long.

quote:

To: txrefugee

He isn’t threatening riots. He’s saying millions of pissed off Americans might have them if the GOP tries to disenfranchise them.


115 posted on 03/16/2016 10:21:00 AM PDT by little jeremiah (Half the truth is often a great lie. B. Franklin)
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quote:

To: annieokie
If this is what it comes to, it will be a Civil War that was preventable.

It's entirely preventable - we are experiencing a bloodless revolution with Trump. When the ballot box fails, there is but one box to turn to.


Trump is not worth that, in fact NO CANDIDATE RUNNING now is worth that

You're right. But AMERICA IS WORTH IT.

131 posted on 03/16/2016 11:05:42 AM PDT by dware (Everybody wants to be a patriot, until it's time to do patriot stuff.)
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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

quote:

To: Enlightened1

if the establishment over rides Trump as the GOP nomination, which is looking more like that will be the case, I hope the LEOs and any military called up to control the chaos that will ensue remembers that this is their country too and that they and their families stand to lose just as much as the rest of us if the establishment gets its way.

13 posted on 03/16/2016 9:02:17 AM PDT by drypowder
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Every election they pull this, "Cops and soldiers all agree with me and should rise up to forcibly implement my desires without me having to lift a finger" poo poo.

I know that their cowardice shouldn't surprise me after all of these years, but it still does.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

They're like fanfic writers, they want to have written not write.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Secret Agent X23 posted:

And my guess is that over time, the guy probably convinced himself that he really had seen it. He probably wasn't deliberately lying.

He saw a bus whose passengers were poor-looking people and non-whites on election day. It was the only reasonable conclusion, really.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I know that I live in fear of a bunch of wheezing, Rascal-bound Freepers with automatic rifles.

One look at the cops in riot gear and every one of them would wet themselves with fear.

TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

Alter Ego posted:

I know that I live in fear of a bunch of wheezing, Rascal-bound Freepers with automatic rifles.

One look at the cops in riot gear and every one of them would wet themselves with fear.

The police are a monolithic ultra-conservative hive-mind that will join their ranks to over throw the government, even if it means endangering and oppressing the citizenry. Checkmate, Libtard :smug:

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

TheMaskedChemist posted:

The police are a monolithic ultra-conservative hive-mind that will join their ranks to over throw the government, even if it means endangering and oppressing the citizenry. Checkmate, Libtard :smug:

To be honest, Occupy and BLM have not done much to disprove this viewpoint.

I'd be a lot more confident of the military and federal LEOs telling a right-wing revolution to gently caress off than local PDs.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Hermetic posted:

He saw a bus whose passengers were poor-looking people and non-whites on election day. It was the only reasonable conclusion, really.

I'd be very curious to hear how he knew they weren't eligible to vote.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Zeroisanumber posted:

Every election they pull this, "Cops and soldiers all agree with me and should rise up to forcibly implement my desires without me having to lift a finger" poo poo.

I know that their cowardice shouldn't surprise me after all of these years, but it still does.
Not just the cowardice, it's the sheer laziness of their desires that gets to me, not to mention the solipsism. Somebody, somewhere, needs to do something and remake the world exactly how I want it - that's clearly what God's plan entails. Otherwise, it's tyranny.

And again, we see the way that in Freepland, things are always almost on the verge of happening. The FBI will indict Clinton, Americans will wake up to the Kenyan Muslim abomination in the White House, the Army will depose the fake illegal president, millions of patriots will declare "enough" and march in the streets against Federal tyranny, and on and on and on.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

xthetenth posted:

I'd be very curious to hear how he knew they weren't eligible to vote.

quote:

poor-looking people and non-whites

QED

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.


Well duh. I just want to know what he would've actually said.

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

xthetenth posted:

Well duh. I just want to know what he would've actually said.

If you're white and not obviously a poor person, he probably would have said it flat-out.

Minghawk
Oct 9, 2012
Nice to see a Freeper referencing 'They Live' in their tagline. I'm sure they have a very interesting and batshit insane take on what that film's about.

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

Hermetic posted:

To be honest, Occupy and BLM have not done much to disprove this viewpoint.

I'd be a lot more confident of the military and federal LEOs telling a right-wing revolution to gently caress off than local PDs.

I wouldn't. Sure, there might be isolated cases, but I think on the whole, the class nature of those groups would make them pretty amenable to Trump style fascism.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Michelle Obama at SXSW: ‘I Will Not Run for President’

quote:

To: drewh
WELL THANK $%&# FOR THAT!


2 posted on 3/16/2016, 5:48:33 PM by DeathBeforeDishonor1

quote:

To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
BOOJIT, wookie ..... the 22 servants at your beck and call .... THAT'S what you'll miss
You might even have to wash your own clothes ! !

6 posted on 3/16/2016, 5:50:04 PM by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)

quote:

To: drewh
Yaaaaaaaaa, let’s hear it for the wookie!!!


8 posted on 3/16/2016, 5:51:44 PM by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)

quote:

To: drewh
She talked about what she’d miss the most from her role as first lady. “The young people that I interact with every day,” Obama said. “Young people keep me inspired.” She added: “You can’t be in public life and not love people. It’s a hard thing to do.”

Gee Michelle, I thought it would be the MULTIPLE TEN MILLION DOLLAR VACATIONS you got to take while screaming "suckers!" as you flew over taxpayers while chewing on wagyu beef.

12 posted on 3/16/2016, 5:55:15 PM by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)

quote:

To: drewh
Dang, and they went thru all that work to widen the door on Air Force One.


16 posted on 3/16/2016, 6:01:05 PM by Zathras

quote:

To: drewh
LOL! How many future voters did she piss off with her school lunch program?


20 posted on 3/16/2016, 6:11:09 PM by AFreeBird

quote:

To: tet68
Thanks for sparing us Michael.


22 posted on 3/16/2016, 6:20:41 PM by mcshot (The "Greatest Generation" would never have allowed the trashing of our Republic.)

quote:

To: drewh
“However,” the First lady continued, “I am still lobbying for Congress to give my rear end its own time zone.”


25 posted on 3/16/2016, 6:25:00 PM by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)

quote:

To: drewh
Moochell always lies. I hope Hillary likes orange.


26 posted on 3/16/2016, 6:34:54 PM by Sparticus (Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~
Why do Freepers hate Michelle with the fire of a thousand suns again? For daring to ask that our record-setting-obesity-level kids get some healthy food at school?

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

Geostomp posted:

Why do Freepers hate Michelle with the fire of a thousand suns again? For daring to ask that our record-setting-obesity-level kids get some healthy food at school?

She's a smart successful black woman.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

She's black, she's a woman, and she's a Democrat.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

No idea why they think she's fat, though. Maybe that's just racism?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Reinforcement by photoshopped pictures passed around by other freepers.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Jay Rust posted:

No idea why they think she's fat, though. Maybe that's just racism?

Probably. They can't flat out admit that they're massive racists (they're "race realists" after all), so they choose to make up more socially acceptable targets to joke to themselves about.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Back in 08 she said something along the lines of how this is the first time she's been proud of her country and freeper types lost their minds. And then there was supposed to be a secret tape of her saying gently caress whitey kill all honkies that further reinforced she was female Malcom X.

And she's a black, woman, democrat.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Jay Rust posted:

No idea why they think she's fat, though. Maybe that's just racism?

Every black person looks like an A Wyatt Mann cartoon to them.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Geostomp posted:

Why do Freepers hate Michelle with the fire of a thousand suns again? For daring to ask that our record-setting-obesity-level kids get some healthy food at school?

Yeah, this is one of the things I find more appalling than most of the white-noise rage-screaming.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Radish posted:

I know some of that is dictated by who controls Congress at the time but it's really becoming transparent that Republicans consider being a Democrat while President to be a crime.

Becoming? Years ago, Mitch McConnel said that his #1 priority was to make Obama a one-term President. He said that publicly.

But Bush was A United Not a Divider, (it was totally okay to sabotage the government with the Bill Clinton witch hunt, not divisive at all) and Obama is pitting us against each other by being the target of dog whistle racism, open racism, and being accused of a Communit Socialist Kenyan terrorist infiltrator.

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?

Jay Rust posted:

No idea why they think she's fat, though. Maybe that's just racism?

All women who don't deserve to speak are both fat AND ugly. Michelle, Hillary, Sandra Fluke, Meghan McCain, Lena Dunham...

Just picking a fetching liberal woman and googling her name Free Republic, and fat
re: Scarlett Johansson:

quote:

To: boycott
What’s with her fat legs??? Nothing sexy or sleek about them!!!


5 posted on 6/2/2010, 11:43:02 AM by MollyKuehl (Contribute to FR: $10 $20 $50 $100 REMEMBER, LURKING IS A FORM OF ENTITLEMENT!!!)
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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Not to mention the hundreds of pictures that supposedly prove that Michelle Obama is trans.

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?

Pakled posted:

Not to mention the hundreds of pictures that supposedly prove that Michelle Obama is trans.

Freeper gender roles are complicated. Liberal women are all secretly men and liberal men are all secretly gay and also girls.

But really cool conservative women like Thatcher and Palin are real men with balls that any man would envy:

quote:

To: Conservative Coulter Fan; onyx
Sarah is the cream of the crop. She has more balls than the others combined and knows how to use them. Smart. Very smart.


111 posted on 6/2/2011, 3:53:46 PM by libbylu (Sarah is running!)
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To: bruinbirdman
Gordon Brown will never be the man Margaret Thatcher was in her day. In fact, I’d still bet on her in hand to hand combat with this wuss.


4 posted on 6/23/2008, 6:41:15 AM by kittymyrib
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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
The "best" part is that the whole "Michelle Obama is fat" nonsense is that it was started by Rush Limbaugh of all people. :psyduck:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Pakled posted:

Not to mention the hundreds of pictures that supposedly prove that Michelle Obama is trans.

And those doctored ones that make her look like an overweight frump compared to (I wanna say) the respective first ladies of France and Italy. Which, I'll remind everyone, the freeper posting it flat-out admitted was fake but claimed that didn't disprove his point.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
I think there was a picture of her eating a cheeseburger at one point so of course that means she eats cheeseburgers all the time and is thus enormously fat.

It's like how there was a picture of Obama golfing once and so of course that means all he does is golf all the time.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Captain_Maclaine posted:

... the freeper posting it flat-out admitted was fake but claimed that didn't disprove his point.

That's really emblematic of the mindset of Freep and the right-wing as a whole.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Geostomp posted:

Why do Freepers hate Michelle with the fire of a thousand suns again? For daring to ask that our record-setting-obesity-level kids get some healthy food at school?

Because she's fat and BLACK and LOOK AT HER ARMS and LOOK HOW FAT SHE IS

Except she's not fat and she's probably like the hottest First Lady we've had since Jackie Kennedy but whatever

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

During the 2012 election I became aware of a little conservative blog, "Ace of Spades HQ" because they had a famous thread about Mitt's failure of an ORCA GOTV system, including some posters who were supposedly at ground zero trying to use ORCA posting about their experiences.

It's very different from Freep: I get the impression skimming it that the average member is maybe 15-20 years younger than the average Freeper, maybe it's what Freeper kids grow up into who don't run screaming into the arms of liberalism. People seem a bit tech more tech savvy, they seem less inclined to post a lot about hating gays and abortion/religious right issues. There is racism but the volume is definitely toned down compared to freep. They are not self conscious about using swear words.

But they are still a bunch of sour apple doctrinaire conservatives. Interesting that on their blog they, led by their leader Ace, are almost entirely Cruz supporters with an occasional glimpse of someone who is for Trump.

Here's a thread on how Ted Cruz can get the GOP nomination without convention fuckery - all he has to do is win every single remaining primary and congressional district by 51 percent!:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=362180

quote:

58 That was my analysis days ago; when you were on about the only path to victory for Cruz was for Trump to lose FL and OH.

But, keep in mind, that means Cruz winning NY and CA; winner-take-all states.

It's running the table; it's Aaron Rodgers tossing a 60 yard bomb as time expires to win the game 5 games in a row.

Yes, there's hope.

I don't think it's terribly realistic, though.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 16, 2016 01:33 PM (fQ/0p)

quote:

69 ... so, that's what we're going with? Do you think Ted Cruz is going to do BETTER in New York than he managed in South Carolina, Alabama, etc? He's going to take all the delegates in California and New Jersey? That he is actually going to win Arizona in the teeth of the governor and famous anti-immigration sheriff?

This stages of grieving thing is getting silly.

Posted by: trev006 at March 16, 2016 01:35 PM (MEHba)

quote:

150
"If Cruz has a bare majority of support in the remaining contests, he enters Cleveland with 1289 bound delegates, enough to win the nomination on the first ballot. That doesn't depend on any of the unbound delegates voting for Cruz. Trump would enter Cleveland with 734 bound delegates. "



Which means, given Trump's current apx delegate count of 464, that in all the remaining contests, he wins only another 270 delegates, while Cruz wins another -- 917. In New England and the West Coast.

'kay.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 16, 2016 01:53 PM (kdS6q)

quote:

231 it doesn't matter what the repukes do. this is hildabest's election. they are our house of windsor. it's baked in the cake. fantasize all you want about cruz. never loving happen. that's just how it is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2016 02:06 PM (ucDmr)

quote:

258 51%, rofl. Look, here is reality. It needs to be updated after yesterday, but this is what things look like. Trump will win all the stuff in yankee territory. Plus AZ, and probably also CA. And very likely some of the midwest stuff too. Cruz has no chance. He will take a few midwestern states like UT, maybe OR and WA. That's it. Trump is going to completely pull away from Cruz in every way.

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Posted by: Kenja Time at March 16, 2016 02:10 PM (t2wGq)

quote:

361 352,

Ted Cruz, for all of his love of the constitution, still has the personality of an oyster on the half-shell.

It may taste good, but it's an act of faith to put it in your mouth..

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 16, 2016 02:47 PM (Cd+Fa)


quote:

368 Someone please explain to me how Cruz, with his weird looks and pontificating evangelical mannerisms wins the general election? Seriously, in the general, poo poo like that is important.

Posted by: Darren at March 16, 2016 02:52 PM (44WWR)

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Producer: Xena Is Gay in ‘Warrior Princess’ Reboot

First off, a reasonable response.

quote:

To: drewh
So what’s different?


3 posted on 3/15/2016, 6:18:35 PM by Larry Lucido
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Fai Mao showing just how incredibly out-of-touch they are with the modern teenage boy.

quote:

To: drewh
They just lost any hope of a successful show. Most of the appeal was teen-age boys hoping to see her lose her skirt in a sword fight.

Nobody wants to see a naked lesbian


5 posted on 3/15/2016, 6:19:42 PM by Fai Mao
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quote:

To: drewh
Well then, the averages say she would be Morbidly Obese, a drug addict or alcoholic, and a wife abuser, and prone to suicidal events.


11 posted on 3/15/2016, 6:21:47 PM by heights
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quote:

To: drewh
It’s virtually impossible for Hollywood to conceive of an admirable character who isn’t a homosexual.


19 posted on 3/15/2016, 6:24:05 PM by ClearCase_guy
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quote:

To: drewh
EVERYBODY’S GAY.

just finished watching the Wire.

out of about 15 lead characters, 3 are gay. that’s 20 percent!!

we’re all gay!!

####ing f...t loving Hollywood child molesting #####s.

if they keep pushing, they’re gonna find it was better to keep a low profile.

although now the young’uns that it’s DANDY to be gay.


23 posted on 3/15/2016, 6:25:38 PM by dp0622
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quote:

To: drewh
Why the need to inject homosexuality into the story??


44 posted on 3/15/2016, 6:35:09 PM by Dilbert San Diego
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Someone on Freep actually writing the term "slash fan fiction", what a world

quote:

To: drewh
I have feeling perhaps original Xena was bi sexual she did have relationship with Hercules in first season of Hercules

There is slash fan fiction featuring Xena and little friend Gabrielle


53 posted on 3/15/2016, 6:46:05 PM by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

To: fooman
Do liberal judges ever not vote in lockstep? Liberalism is a groupthink ideology. And it’s extremely easy to find a liberal working for the government. So we can be sure he’ll be directly in line with Ginsburg, Kagan, etc.


44 posted on 3/16/2016, 10:06:15 AM by JediJones (I'm with Ted Cruz, Mark Levin, Dana Loesch, Steve Deace, Michelle Malkin, James Woods & Ben Shapiro)

Jesus loving christ, from a guy that posts on a forum that bans you for sporting an opinion contradictory to the group no matter how minor.

Nihilarian
Oct 2, 2013


Oh no! 20% of characters are gay! Where are all the straight people?!?!

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Seventyfour posted:

To: Sacajaweau

Well ... we've been arming ourselves for the last twenty years

WE knew something might come ... and now it's pretty sure ... something WILL come down

6 posted on 03/16/2016 6:41:12 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: knarf

Look up Malheur Refuge Occupation 2016
You're going to lose

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
They'll win boxes and boxes of dildos though.

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