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AlbieQuirky posted:Somebody pulled up a Photoshopped joke image instead of an actual ad. "So good, you'll suck dick" has not yet become the standard to which actual ad agencies have descended. We are pretty much there though: 
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Phlegmish posted:That is really lazy even if your employer is just a local news network or whatever. More like the graphics guy was disgruntled. I'd like to revisit this one:  On the surface this is a funny mistake, however it could be a deliberate tip of the hat to a previous funny mistake. Yogi Berra once made a mistaken but sincere comment about a switch hitter being amphibious, and I always thought that perhaps this headline was a continuation of that joke.
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Antifreeze Head posted:More like the graphics guy was disgruntled. The fact that it says "ambidextrous" in the article and that sports writers for baseball are exactly the type of people to make really old callbacks leads me to believe you have cracked the code on this one.
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du -hast posted:Having seen this a million times I just now saw the So Good You'll Suck Dick. I thought it was some joke about donuts not being wheat Hell, I'd suck dick without donuts
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Strom Cuzewon posted:We are pretty much there though: This can't be real
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zakharov posted:This can't be real It's real.
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https://twitter.com/charlesapple/status/711293719375249408 https://twitter.com/olenskae/status/711255046076370945
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drat, what the hell were they thinking? They could have kept the tagline and made something equally tasteless but less rapey (like a guy looking uncertain about a snaggle-toothed woman about to suck him off) and it probably would have made the rounds on Facebook without screaming "please boycott our douchebag product!"
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Holy poo poo. I imagine their marketing team is a bunch a douchebags to let something like this fly.
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TopHatGenius posted:Holy poo poo. I imagine their marketing team is a bunch a douchebags to let something like this fly. I'd say their legal team were all sick the day that got approved
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That kid should respect a loving burn when he hears it
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twist ending: teacher is let go cause it turns out the dog really ate the homework. the student did eat the dog afterwards, but that's legalities for ya.
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The second-place vote is pretty dumb. Why would you name a boat after a guy who died trying to make the same voyage the boat is? It'd be like building a plane to cross the Pacific nonstop and calling it the Amelia Earhart. EDIT: That's probably why the Internet picked it. 
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I hope they go ahead and do it. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 19:29 on Mar 20, 2016 |
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After mountain dews famous "mountain dew hitler did nothing wrong" flavour fuckup I'm amazed they opened it up to the public.
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Really. You give them options to pick from. You don't give them open voting on whatever they want.
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Don't trust the internet to name things. 
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Say Nothing posted:Don't trust the internet to name things. Didn't goons get a municipal waste facility named after Fred Durst? fe: yeah we deffo helped on that
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syscall girl posted:Didn't goons get a municipal waste facility named after Fred Durst? That was overruled and they settled for something dumb like "Department of Neat And Clean." This is Mr. Splashypants all over again.
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Apparently we also sent Putbull to Alaska: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-hilarious-cases-online-voting-contests-gone-awry/
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Zero One posted:Apparently we also sent Putbull to Alaska: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-hilarious-cases-online-voting-contests-gone-awry/ I actually gained a ton of respect for Pitbull for that..his music may suck, but goddamn if he can't take a joke well. Dude handled it like a champ.
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Martinpale posted:I actually gained a ton of respect for Pitbull for that..his music may suck, but goddamn if he can't take a joke well. Dude handled it like a champ. He makes music? All I can hear when I watch his videos is what's left of my blood supply pounding in my ears.
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Centripetal Horse posted:He makes music? All I can hear when I watch his videos is what's left of my blood supply pounding in my ears. It's like a DIY bass line
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Imagine Sarah, panicked, knowing she can't keep up this habit of stealing worn men's underwear and taking in their musky masculine scent, finally figures out an excuse: the cat! The cat, for some reason, steals underwear (only men's for some reason, how quirky!) and brings it over. Now she just has a pile of dirty manly drawers, how awful! So she puts notes in the mailboxes of her neighbors, reluctantly telling the men in the building that they can collect it. But somebody finds it funny, puts it online. Now it's gone viral, with half of the people thinking it's a funny cute story, the other half realizing her forbidden desires. Panicking, she tells the news to give them her side of the story, really driving home that it just has to be the cat. She's going through about two packs of cigarettes each day now. They know her full name now, and everyone could know her darkest secret, the secret she's kept since she was caught sniffing her brother's socks as a child. If her parents see this story, they'll know the truth. Her life has been torn apart, but really she knew this would happen one day. Humiliated, she goes to work, uncertain as to who in her office has caught on.
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trapped mouse posted:Imagine Sarah, panicked, knowing she can't keep up this habit of stealing worn men's underwear and taking in their musky masculine scent, finally figures out an excuse: the cat! The cat, for some reason, steals underwear (only men's for some reason, how quirky!) and brings it over. Now she just has a pile of dirty manly drawers, how awful! So she puts notes in the mailboxes of her neighbors, reluctantly telling the men in the building that they can collect it. But somebody finds it funny, puts it online. Now it's gone viral, with half of the people thinking it's a funny cute story, the other half realizing her forbidden desires. Panicking, she tells the news to give them her side of the story, really driving home that it just has to be the cat. She's going through about two packs of cigarettes each day now. They know her full name now, and everyone could know her darkest secret, the secret she's kept since she was caught sniffing her brother's socks as a child. If her parents see this story, they'll know the truth. Her life has been torn apart, but really she knew this would happen one day. Humiliated, she goes to work, uncertain as to who in her office has caught on. This is my least favorite chuck palahniuk novel
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Aesop Poprock posted:This is my least favorite chuck palahniuk novel There is no cat. It was Sarah all along.
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Karma Monkey posted:There is no cat. It was Sarah all along. I am Jack's underwear kleptomania.
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Karma Monkey posted:There is no cat. It was Sarah all along. 
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It's so perfect. What did they seriously expect from an "AI" chatbot patterned on twitter and facebook style updates? What middle manager was so disconnected from the world that he passed it on to his superiors? Why did they sign off? Who the gently caress decided to not curate or at least filter its output? It's like the whole company is made up of the deaf-blind-mute monkeys.
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The "Boaty McBoatface" people were probably just naive. Microsoft should've known better, though.
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Surprisingly not Florida. Texas
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